"I didn't even know a girl could get into that position." Tony tilted his head sideways, staring unabashedly at the video playing on Abby's plasma screen TV.
"No kidding." For once, Gibbs wasn't headslapping the living daylights out of his senior agent as he too tilted his head, brow furrowing. "That looks…"
"Painful." Tony nodded fervently, eyes fixed on the undulating bodies on screen.
Gibbs winced visibly at a change in position by the actors. "Is that even possible?"
"Yeah." Tony glanced sideways, meeting an incredulous look. "Don't ask. Had a girlfriend in college, really flexible. Great legs."
"Uh huh."
The two men watched in calm silence, punctuated only by the grunts and moans issuing from the TV.
"That's an interesting technique."
"Guess she doesn't wanna tempt herself."
"If you were wondering, that first position is possible if you take a few yoga classes together and get a support pillow." Both men jumped a mile as a third voice broke the silence.
"Abby?" They spoke in unison, voices cracking up the requisite octave in surprise.
"It's not what it looks like, honest." Tony recovered first, scrabbling frantically around for the clicker. "We were just…"
"Watching porn in my lab while I was gone?"
A/n: Another one-shot inspired by MissJayne.
The relevant episodic reference is here:
Tony: That's an interesting technique
Gibbs: She doesn't want to tempt herself
And then the comment that sparked the fic:
"though why Gibbs and Tony would be watching porn together is beyond me"
...Yeah, don't ask.
-meg