A/N: Hi everyone! For those of you who were reading my last fanfic, I lost
all inspiration. My apologies. Of course, it's not likely anyone was
reading that,so, why do I bother? So, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, and Faith owns
herself, and I don't own any of the songs in this, and I don't own
Macavity, who will likely show up in chapter two. You will now read
Macavity's and Hope-chan's stories. I would like to thank Macavity, Faith,
Yu-Gi-Oh, and My Chicago soundtrack for inspiration. On to the story.
Memo to: Joey Wheeler, Mai Valentine, Yugi Motou, Ryou Bakura, Seto Kaiba, Faith, Macavity, and everyone having a connection to said persons: Jia has bought a bar/karaoke hall. The persons listed above are invited to help me celebrate the grand opening. Blabbity blah.
(4:30 Saturday, before the big opening)
Kaiba: Jia, how exactly did you get enough money to buy this place?
Jia: Ummm.. Borrowed it from you.
Kaiba: WHAT?!?
Jia: You're a multibillionaire! I didn't think you'd notice a couple hundred thousand missing!
(Jia notices look on Kaiba's face and starts running.)
(8:00 that night. Jia has gotten away from Kaiba, and Faith is emceeing the show)
Faith: Hello everyone! Welcome to the grand opening of Jia's karaoke bar. Do I have any volunteers to go first?
Serenity: Um, Faith? Mai, Joey and I were signed up to go first.
Faith: * Checks paper * Hey, you were! Well, here's Joey, Mai, and Serenity doing "all I Care About is Love" from the movie Chicago!
Girls:
We want Joey
Give us Joey
J. O. Single E. Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
'Cause here he is...
Joey:
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
That's what I'm here for
Girls: That's what he's here for
Joey: I don't care for wearing silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Joey: Give me two
Eyes of blue
Softly saying, "I need you"
Let me see her standin' there
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire
I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Joey:
It may sound odd
But all I care about is love
Girls:
That's what I'm here for That's for he's here for
Joey: Honest to God
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Joey: Show me long golden hair
Flowin' down, about to there
Let me see
Her runnin' free
Keep your money, that's enough for me
I don't care for drivin' Packard cars
Or using long buck cigars
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the guy in
Who's pickin', on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's turnin' the screw
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Audience: * claps, shouts, etc. You know the drill. *
(Meanwhile.)
Security guy: Mr. Kaiba? The authoress wishes to see you backstage.
Kaiba: Why? She should be fearing for her life, she stole 500 thousand from me!
Guard: Don't ask questions, Just please come with me.
A/n: So did ya like the first chapter? I already have more planned, but I need suggestions! Please R+R!
Memo to: Joey Wheeler, Mai Valentine, Yugi Motou, Ryou Bakura, Seto Kaiba, Faith, Macavity, and everyone having a connection to said persons: Jia has bought a bar/karaoke hall. The persons listed above are invited to help me celebrate the grand opening. Blabbity blah.
(4:30 Saturday, before the big opening)
Kaiba: Jia, how exactly did you get enough money to buy this place?
Jia: Ummm.. Borrowed it from you.
Kaiba: WHAT?!?
Jia: You're a multibillionaire! I didn't think you'd notice a couple hundred thousand missing!
(Jia notices look on Kaiba's face and starts running.)
(8:00 that night. Jia has gotten away from Kaiba, and Faith is emceeing the show)
Faith: Hello everyone! Welcome to the grand opening of Jia's karaoke bar. Do I have any volunteers to go first?
Serenity: Um, Faith? Mai, Joey and I were signed up to go first.
Faith: * Checks paper * Hey, you were! Well, here's Joey, Mai, and Serenity doing "all I Care About is Love" from the movie Chicago!
Girls:
We want Joey
Give us Joey
J. O. Single E. Y.
We're all his
He's our kind of a guy
And ooh what luck
'Cause here he is...
Joey:
Is everybody here?
Is everybody ready?
Hit it!
I don't care about expensive things
Cashmere coats, diamond rings
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
That's what I'm here for
Girls: That's what he's here for
Joey: I don't care for wearing silk cravats
Ruby studs, satin spats
Don't mean a thing
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Joey: Give me two
Eyes of blue
Softly saying, "I need you"
Let me see her standin' there
And honest, mister, I'm a millionaire
I don't care for any fine attire
Vanderbilt might admire
No, no, not me
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Joey:
It may sound odd
But all I care about is love
Girls:
That's what I'm here for That's for he's here for
Joey: Honest to God
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Joey: Show me long golden hair
Flowin' down, about to there
Let me see
Her runnin' free
Keep your money, that's enough for me
I don't care for drivin' Packard cars
Or using long buck cigars
No, no, not me
All I care about is
Doin' the guy in
Who's pickin', on you
Twistin' the wrist
That's turnin' the screw
All I care about is love
Girls:
All he cares about is love
Audience: * claps, shouts, etc. You know the drill. *
(Meanwhile.)
Security guy: Mr. Kaiba? The authoress wishes to see you backstage.
Kaiba: Why? She should be fearing for her life, she stole 500 thousand from me!
Guard: Don't ask questions, Just please come with me.
A/n: So did ya like the first chapter? I already have more planned, but I need suggestions! Please R+R!