Title: Deal
Summary: Sebastian and Kurt make a deal that benefits them both.
Rating: T
Sebastian was barely through the door of Scandals when he spotted Kurt and Blaine. He'd seen on Blaine's Facebook that the two of them had broken up, but he didn't have to wait too long to figure out what was going on here. He could see Dave, who had been hovering behind Kurt, come up and sit next to Blaine. It didn't take a genius to figure out what was happening, especially considering the look on Kurt's face. Before he could think about it, he was heading over to Kurt. "Hey babe," he said as he came up behind Kurt and wrapped his arm around his waist. He pressed a quick kiss to Kurt's cheek, close enough to his ear to be able to whisper "go with it." He pulled back from the kiss but kept his arm around Kurt's waist. "Sorry I'm late, my sister kept calling."
Dave looked bewildered and Blaine seemed to be angry, "You two?"
"Yep," Sebastian answered quickly. "We met in New York about three weeks ago."
Kurt looked over at Sebastian before turning back towards Blaine and Dave. "I was going to tell you," he said. "You just kind of beat me to the punch." Kurt was glad that he had decided against confessing his plan to get Blaine back now. "It's kind of new, Sebastian and I."
"He took a bit of convincing to go out with me," Sebastian said with a smirk. "But once he realized how awesome I am…"
Kurt smacked his arm, "What he means is that he followed me around like a puppy and begged for a chance with me."
Sebastian laughed and for a minute, Kurt wondered who the hell was standing next to him. He remembered Sebastian as the cold, arrogant, and sleazy guy with bad fashion sense. The guy standing beside him was anything but. He seemed more content, like he'd finally found a way to drop the walls around him. "He's right, of course," Sebastian answered. "I mean really, who wouldn't chase him around New York, right?" He looked over at Blaine, who choked on his drink.
"Well, I'm happy for you guys," Dave said. The tension that was rising up between Sebastian and Blaine was pretty obvious and Dave turned to his boyfriend, "You wanna dance?"
"Sure," Blaine spit out, barely looking away from Sebastian.
"Sounds like a great idea," Sebastian said.
Kurt stood up, "Oh I left my phone in the car. Would you guys excuse us for a second?" Kurt grabbed Sebastian's hand and led him out of the club. Kurt didn't stop until they got to his car when he turned around and smacked his shoulder. "What the fuck?"
"Ow," Sebastian mock pouted. "I didn't know you'd be so abusive."
"Stop playing around Sebastian. I haven't seen you in a year and you show up pretending to be my boyfriend."
Sebastian leaned up against the car, "Yeah, kind of weird right?" Kurt laughed and Sebastian smiled softly. "Look, I heard about the breakup from Blaine's Facebook page. So when I came in and saw Dave hanging back behind you, I figured out that he and Blaine had started dating and they were about to spring it on you."
Kurt frowned, "You felt bad for me."
"No," Sebastian answered. "So you are single, big deal right? But I think it was kind of shitty of them to spring it on you in public like that. So I figured, give them a little of their own medicine."
"Well thank you," Kurt said. "I was out of my depth there. So, what do we do now?"
Sebastian smirked, "I've got a proposition for you."
"I'm not sleeping with you," Kurt said quickly.
"Not yet anyways," Sebastian said with a wink, "Actually I was wondering if you'd help me out. My sister is getting married and she seems to think that being gay means that I give a flying fuck about flower arrangements and dress colors. She's kind of…well abrasive and doesn't exactly have friends."
"Must be genetic," Kurt muttered and Sebastian laughed. "So you want me to help her plan her wedding?"
"And pretend to be dating me," Sebastian added, "so my Mom will quit stuffing HIV pamphlets in my coat pockets."
Kurt leaned against his car beside Sebastian, "This is a terrible idea."
Sebastian laughed, "I'm not that bad."
"No, apparently you aren't." Kurt looked over at Sebastian, "So the deal is that you and I will pretend to date and I'll help your sister with her wedding?"
"Pretty much," Sebastian said. "You get to show Blaine that you aren't moping around after him and I don't have to take another call about whether a veil is too old fashioned."
"It can be modernized," Kurt answered quickly and smiled sheepishly at Sebastian's chuckle. "Okay, you have a deal."
Sebastian smiled, "All right then boyfriend, let's go." Sebastian held his hand out and Kurt took it, wondering just what the hell he just agreed to.