"Ha ha! Death trap! Tip for ya mate, spikes are sharp, they will kill you!," Wheatley stated smugly. The two cores were playing trap fort 2, a game primarily about laying traps to protect your flag, but also capturing the other flag while laying traps. Rick had been playing the game with Wheatley for an hour now, both their cores plugged into the controller ports, giving them the ability to play the game telepathically. The game had been successful for Wheatley. Rick may have been able to shoot with more accuracy, but Wheatley had laid down so many traps in very key locations, that every time Rick went after Wheatley or his flag, he had been killed by one. Rick grumbled and pressed on, he spotted Wheatley, and spoke, "Ha! Got you now, shrimp!" Rick's character rushed into the room with a shotgun and was nearly immediately killed by landmines. Wheatley taunted him, "Landmines mate, are those humps in the floor not obvious?" Rick shouted, "How are you winning? I have all the good weapons, and you just have that pistol! You can't even shoot straight. Hell, you haven't shot a single bullet at all!" Wheatley smugly replied, "The game is a game of wits, mate, and I'm just better with wits, not your area of expertise really." Rick shouted, "Danm it I quit! Fact, you try." Rick detached his wire with his magnetic handle, and Fact plugged himself in. Fact smirked, the best way he could without a mouth, using his eyelids. He announced, "Fact: You are smarter than the Adventure Sphere." Wheatley made a smug expression with his eyelids, and responded, "True fact, that is." Rick scoffed. The Fact Sphere made a smug expression with his eyelid, "Fact: I am smarter than you, and I know how to use the guns in this game as well. To summarize, I will usehuman terms." Wheatley smugly scoffed and inquired, "Oh, and what human term might that be, Aristotle?" The Fact Sphere squinted confidently, and responded smugly, "In layman's terms, you're screwed." The Fact Sphere began to place traps in key locations, and pulled out the shotgun Rick had gotten in the game earlier on. The Fact Sphere shot at Wheatley's character, missing each shot. Wheatley spotted his character and ran after him, The Fact Sphere continued shooting and missing. Wheatley rolled his eye, and stated, "Excellent aim, cowboy!" The Fact Sphere ignored him and baited him around the corner, careful to avoid Wheatley's landmine, and made Wheatley fall into his own trap. Wheatley exclaimed, "What? How did you outsmart me!" The Fact Sphere spoke, "Fact: You are not smart, you were just the lesser of two idiots, but when you play against an intellectual person such as myself, you would not win." The Fact Sphere acquired his adversary's flag, and brought it back to the base, thereby winning the game. The Adventure Sphere spoke, "What does that make me then? The worst idiot? Well fine, I'm still the most risk-taking daredevil here, in fact, I'm the only daredevil. Remember when I rolled off that skyscraper with my only landing being a pool of human ur- " Wheatley interrupted, "Don't finish that sentence, that is truly disgusting." Whatever, i guess what I was about to say was just too manly for you. Say, Fact, want to go see an action movie?", Rick asked. Fact inquired, "Can it be a time travel movie with complicated time paradoxes?" Rick pouted, paused, then spoke, "Oh fine. So is that a yes?" "Indubitably.", Fact said. Fact and Rick proceeded to ask Chell if they could rent a movie. Wheatley, now alone, spoke to himself, "Note to self, when playing strategic games, play against Rick."
