Chapter 1
Is spending a week in Italy, for your friend, so bad?
It is when you're a German, and your friend lives with his crazy brother that hates Germans.
Of course you could rent a Hotel...
But Lovino would hunt you down!
Oh what could Lovi do?
He could cuss you out and then when you poked him to make him stop, he would start crying.
Then all the spanish people in the world would pop out of the ground!
And then someone would yell "There popping up like daisies!"
And then-
Wait, that's stupid... and impossible.
Well Lovi could still rape you with a straw...
Impossible?
It's possible!
One time America made Canada mad...
And Canada raped him with his own straw!
Ok... block-out those memories.
"Ludwig!", He looked up to see Feli and his mile-long smile.
Well, here we go again...
I made this story for my contest winner, ChesshireKitKat. To be continued...