Hello people of fanfiction I'm Fabulous Killjoy number 1(Now kobra kid96) and all this is, is another truth or dare fic filled with awkward stuff, strange stuff, gross stuff, but most importantly funny stuff. The characters in this will consist of Percy, Thalia, Annabeth, Nico, Travis, Conner, Clarisse, Tyson, Silena, Chris,(he isn't crazy) and Beckendorf (maybe the gods) this is set between BOTL and TLO. Enjoy and Review. Also remember every time you flame a dog dies.

Percy's POV

"PERCY JACKSON GET UP RIGHT NOW"! I pulled my face up from my pillow tiredly and looked around my cabin and saw Annabeth standing outside my window casually.

"Why'd you scream?" I asked slightly annoyed.

"You wouldn't get up." She said calmly. "Come on were all playing truth or dare by the dock." Damn it, it had to be truth or dare. The last time we played that I was dared to ask out Athena! After that I was in the infirmary for two weeks, but if I don't go Annabeth will probably stand there all day yelling at me to get up.

"Fine, I'll be out in a sec" I said. She nodded and left my window. I got up yawning and began to get dressed. I wore my camp T-shirt and a pair of jeans. When I walked out the door I saw Annabeth leaning on my cabin.

"Waiting out here just for me?" I teased. Her face turned a little pink but it faded quickly.

"Come on seaweed brain." She grabbed my arm and dragged me off to the dock. I saw all my friends sitting in a circle. We said hi to one another and started the game.

"Hang on wait." said Thalia. "We gotta have rules, don't we?" We nodded. "Okay the rules are if you don't want to do a dare you can give Pelius a bath, pay ten drachmas or polish all the weapons and armor in the Ares cabin" Crap, I don't think Pelius has ever had a bath, there are tons of armor and weapons in Ares cabin and I don't have ten drachmas. "Every one swear on the river Styx." We all swore and the game finally started.

"I'll go first." said Nico. "Clarisse truth or dare?' he asked

"Dare punk." said Clarisse confidently. Nico thought for a second.

"I dare you to sing Blood by My Chemical Romance in front of the whole camp right now"(AN:If you haven't herd the song listen to it now its weird as hell and you'll see why its funny, but its extremely short) Nico said while giggling. Everyone burst into a fit of laughter and Clarisse got up.

"Fine I'll do it." She growled through clenched teeth while glaring at Nico. She walked to the campfire pit. "Everyone I have something to say." She yelled. She cleared her throat and began.

Well they encourage your complete cooperation,
Send you roses when they think you need to smile.
I can't control myself because I don't know how,
And they love me for it honestly, I'll be here for a while.

So give them blood, blood, gallons of the stuff!
Give them all that they can drink and it will never be enough.
So give them blood, blood, blood.
Grab a glass because there's going to be a flood!

A celebrated man amongst the gurneys.
They can fix me proper with a bit of luck.
The doctors and the nurses they adore me so,
But it's really quite alarming cause I'm such an awful fuck. (Oh thank you!)

I gave you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff,
I gave you all that you can drink and it has never been enough.
I gave you blood, blood, blood,
I'm the kind of human wreckage that you love!

Her face was red and all the people around her were laughing, giving her weird looks or awkwardly clapping.

"Sing another Clarisse!" Travis shouted.

"Yeah come on." Conner Yelled. Soon the whole camp was cheering for another song, but sadly she just glared at everyone and ran to her cabin.

"Well that was interesting." I said. "Who wants to go next?"

If this story was the kind of human wreckage that you love than REVIEW! If you write an idea for a truth or a dare I might use in in the story.

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