Disclaimer: I own Nothing Harry Potter belongs to J.K. Rowling and Dr. Who belongs to BBC.

Alfie Meets the Dark Lord

After defeating the Cybermen the Doctor takes Craig and Alfie on a trip in the TARDIS.

"Okay Craig one trip for you and Stormy. Anywhere anytime, what do you say where do you want to go? Any ideas? What about you Stormy?" With that Alfie, aka Stormagadon Dark Lord of All, babbled and chewed on his blanket.

"Oh wonderful idea Random it is." Exclaimed the Doctor going to the console and in what appeared to be a random order pushed buttons pulled levers, and hit the console with a green hammer.

Craig holding on to Alfie said "Do you think this is a good idea Doctor, Alfie is only a baby and trouble does seem to follow you around."

"Oh perfectly safe, well I say perfectly safe what I mean is…. We should more then likely be fine Craig." Said the Doctor just as the TARDIS started making noises and shaking and knocking them against the railings.

"On the other hand Craig forgets what I just said." Said the Doctor looking at his screens, "well come on you guys time for an adventure, we don't have all day."

Stepping out of the TARDIS they see what appears to be an army of adult British people wielding sticks against a school.

"Who are you?" said a snake faced looking guy wearing black(an: guess who)

"Well I'm the Doctor. Who are you? Where and When are we?" he said waving the sonic screwdriver around trying to get a reading.

A crazy looking woman who had been standing behind the man the doctor decided to call Snake Face, well until he got his name anyway, came up and said "How dare you filthy muggle speak to the Dark Lord like that."

"Dark Lord you say?" said the Doctor with one eyebrow lifted up. "ohhh Stormagadon did you hear that? Why yes I know he's neither Mum, Dad/ Not Mum, or Also Not Mum, but that's not his fault."

Noticing the odd looks the people were giving the Doctor and Alfie Craig said "He speaks Baby."

"Okay introduction time! Craig meet Dark Lord…." "Voldermort" said some kid with a lightning shape scar and glasses. "Thank you?"

"Harry, Harry Potter."

"yes yes. Craig meet the Dark Lord Voldermort, and Harry Potter; whom I'm guessing is not a Dark Lord but a good guy. Voldermort and Harry and others meet Craig Ownes of 21st Century London and his son Alfie also known as Stormagadon Dark Lord of All, but don't worry he has no interest in you or your sticks. He has a tree full of them outside his nursery, and all you peasants are safe."

Just as they were about to say something an alarm on Craig's watch went off. "Oh is that the time? Well we must be off if we want to get home before Stormy's mum. Well see you; places to go, people to see, I'm off to drop those off and finish my farewell tour of the Universe."

Stepping inside the TARDIS with Craig and Alfie they took off with the familiar vwooop vwroop of the TARDS.

"What just happened?" asked Neville.

"I have no idea" said Voldermort.

"Um. Let's proceed with the battle Dark Lord." suggested a random Death Eater who later died.

Alfie who would later be called Storm by friends and family later when he was 11 received a letter by owl accepting him to Hogwarts.

Mr. Alfie Owens A.K.A Stomagadon Dark Lord of All

Arthurs Note: may write a sequal about Alfie going to Hogwarts but depends on reveiws. Again I own nothing.