I don't own hamtaro
"Attention all" The infamous genius of the Masaki house announced "I have created a new invention…The changamagun!"
At the announcement of the name of the machine everyone in the house except our four heroes produced those stupid anime sweat drops.
"Ooooooh" said Trin "shiny… ah let me see it Washu lemmesee lemmesee lemmesee! Pleeeeeeeeease"
"Shut up Trin!" Li said smacking Trin upside the head.
"It probably doesn't even work" Charlie said
"Yeah Charlie" agreed Germ "just like all her other stupid inventions"
"Yup like the time she invented that stupid machine that grants wishes I was peeling Trins' skin for a week" Li said.
"Hmmm then I guess we should test it out eh guys," said Washu winking at the rest of the house. The rest of the house nodded slowly
"Ready boys" Washu asked.
"Wha-" but before our heroes could react a bright light emerged from the changamagun and then.
"Hey I'm all itchy," said Trin scratching himself
"I feel different" Li groaned
"Me too" Charlie noted
"Gee I'm hungry," Germ said
"OH LOOK AT THE CUTE LITTLE HAMSTERS!" Sasami and Mihoshi squealed
"What?" Li said then he looked at the polished table he was standing on, and truth be told Li, Germ, Charlie and Trin had been turned into four hamsters,
"Let's pet them!" said Mihoshi
"RUNAWAY!" Li yelled frantically, badadadadadadadada. And run they did all the way out the door.
"I think… we… lost… them," Li panted (hey its hard to run in a panic when you're a ham ham)
"What do we do now Li?" Germ asked
"Hmmm…well we can't go back unless we want to be pet" Li said shuddering
"Let's go roam," said Charlie
"Good idea" said Germ. And so our intrepid heroes left the Masaki house on their own as small little hamsters, will they survive not as humans but as hamsters.
After awhile our heroes stopped to rest in a meadow like area.
"Jeez I'm bushed" sighed Trin
"Man o man this would be easy if we weren't five inches tall" groaned Germ.
"Need food" Charlie whined grabbing his stomach. After that the four hamsters, Li: the all black hamster with a white belly with a red hooded sweatshirt
Germ: a cream coloured ham with a dark brown maple leaf (oh Canada) on his back
Charlie: a white ham with brown markings on his head
Trin: a Blonde ham with black spots
Were fast asleep in the meadow thing. After a while Li felt a poking on his arm
"Trin if you don't stop poking me I'm going to break your arm" Li mumbled half asleep, then he heard a couple of whispers
"Should we wake them up?" a voice asked there were murmurs of agreement when a deep gritty voice yelled
"Hey Ham Hams!"
"AHHHH" yelled our heroes and they were standing in a confused daze. They were surrounded by a group of hamsters
A cream ham with orange markings.
An all white ham with ponytails and ribbons
Two identical golden hamsters with brown stripes.
A big black and cream ham with a helmet and shovel
A cream hamster with a big pot on his head
A fat white hamster with gray spots holding a seed
A brown and cream ham holding a tiny book
A small gray and white ham with glasses and a bowtie
A brown and white ham wearing somesort of thong (as far as Li could tell)
A light brown and white ham with a pink scarf, and next to her was a tiny ham covered with a blanket
And a panda marked hamster.
"Whoa" Li said
"Creepy" Charlie agreed
"Man this like that twilighty show about some sort of zone," said Germ
"Hey my hands are really tiny," Trin said looking at his hands (insert stupid sweat drop here)
"Hey ham-hams," said the orange marked hamster
"Who?" Trin looked around
"Us you idiot" Germ said
"Oh" Trin chuckled
"Hey ham-hams," said the big gray and cream hamster with the helmet
"Hey shut up were conferring," said Li, at this the hamster who didn't like being talked back to got all red and puffy and yelled
"DON'T TALK BACK TO ME I'M THE BOSS AROUND HERE!"
"Good for you" shot Germ, this made the big ham (boss) very mad and he started March toward them until the white hamster with the pigtails stopped him
"Bozz do not be zo mean to the newcomers"
"Your right Bijou I'm sorry" Boss said. Then the orange hamster quickly asked our heroes
"Would you like to come to our clubhouse?" At this the gang got into a huddle and after a few moments
"Sure…if you have food" said Li
"Of course we do," said the fat hamster, the guys looked at each other and grinned evilly and quickly went into a huddle
"With our superior human intelligence it'll be no problem to conquer them," said Li
"First lets make friends with them then lets kill them" whispered Charlie
"Nah lets just beat up that boss guy…he smells like my gym bag" snickered Germ
"Hey guys how much money would I get if I sell my medication to dead heads" Asked Trin, at this point every one gave Trin a good smack upside the head.
"Very well small furry rodents who have a life span of less than five years, we shall join you to this quote clubhouse unquote" Li stated "Come lackeys"
"Who you calling lackeys," yelled Germ
"Shut up you guys, lets just go" Charlie sighed. And so they went all the ham-hams marched in some sort of lineish thingee, but our heroes stayed in the back with the orange marked hamster.
"So where are you from" the hamster asked
"Uh…" Said Charlie
"We're from sunny Alcapoco" smiled Trin, the rest of our heroes just looked at each other and agreed with Trin.
"I'm Hamtaro," said the hamster, "That's Maxwell (book), there's Bijou (pigtails), Dexter (glasses), Howdy (thong thingee), that's Oxnard (fat ham), Cappy (pot), Panda (panda duh), Pashmina (scarf), there's Penelope (blanket), Stan and Sandy (twins) and you've met boss"
"Well since were introducing each other I'm Li that's Trin that's Germ and that's Charlie," said Li
"Need food"
"Here Charlie have some of my sunflower seed," said Oxnard
"Hey thanks," said Charlie as he ate the entire thing in one bite,
"So this is the clubhouse" stated Li using quotation fingers
"Yep" said Hamtaro as they walked inside "I'll give you a tour" and he thusly showed them around.
"Fascinating" said Li pulling a small cinnamon stick out of his shirt pouch and stuck it in his mouth like you would a stogie,
"So Hamtaro if that is your real name" said Germ "what's the 411 hyar I mean how did you all meet and stuff"
And Hamtaro told them of all there adventures and mishaps
"well from what I hear my fuzzy compadre that Bijou sure has a thang for you Hamtaro" said Li
"What that's crazy Li were just friends" Said Hamtaro
"Sure" snickered Trin
"Its True!" Hamtaro said getting red (faced in embarrassment)
"Uh-huh" said Germ
"Right" said Charlie Smiling.
And so ends part one of our thrilling tale tune in next time for Part 2 of this spectacular story.
A/N: so whaddya think pretty nifty if not just review flames accepted…don't worry Ive seen jay and silent bob strike back I know what to do just in case they get out of hand suggestions appreciated.