A/N: One shot. My friend wrote this while she was at my house.

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Lu Xun's love life

Lu Xun had just been dumped by Xiao Qiao and needed Zhen Ji's advice on how to win a woman's heart again.

Zhen Ji had covered all of the basics as she had to choose between Cao Pi and Yuan Xi and then expanded on all of her ideas. Lu Xun went to hug Zhen Ji and thank her and ended up in between her breasts. They looked into each other's eyes, deeply and both went in for the kiss. Cao Pi bursts in on them, disgusted at the sight of both of them. Zhen Ji reaches out and whacks Cao Pi over the head, and he falls to the floor(THUD). They look at each other and kiss passionately and decided, in an instant, they were to be wedded.

Xiao Qiao also gets invited and sees Lu Xun before the wedding and they passionately kiss for hours on end. Zhen Ji bursts in and goes to kill Xiao Qiao but gets stabbed in the back by Lu Bu and tells them to carry on and leaves the room.

The end?

A/N: Did you like it? Please review. But if you don't like it, tell me how to improve it. Thanks!

P.S. My story is not based on history but by the characters I know.