"Death is but the next great adventure. Could anyone name the person who said this?"
"Dumbledore!"
"No, Mr. Tahiro, it was not Dumbledore."
"But-"
"Whatever you may think, Albus Dumbledore did not say this."
"Yeah he did! Fifth Harry Potter story, page 384-"
"Thank you for your addition, Mr. Tahiro. Now, could anyone tell me why Death could be considered the next great adventure?"
Sitting near the back of the classroom, Ichigo Kurasaki looked about ready to smack his head against the wall repeatedly. He silently smashed his teeth together and mutter under his breath, "Death is the next great adventure because you have psychopathic Shinigamis forcing you to do their bidding. Oh wait. That's life too."
"Is there anything you'd like to share with the class, Mr. Kurasaki?"
Oh, he had a lot to share with the class, but he didn't want to get in any more trouble then he already was. "No, ma'am."
Random. Terrible. Stupid. Blerg.
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