Foreword:
The very fact that I'm even writing this journal is a testament to my boredom. I'm an ancient demon, but years of being trapped within this idiot are really beginning to wear on me. At least with Kushina I got to see some action. . .
This journal serves two purposes, the first of which is to alleviate my boredom. The second is to create a record of every questionable thing Naruto has ever done in the hope that I can somehow give a copy of it to someone the blonde cares about. Revenge will be sweet.
It has been about a week since Naruto became a gennin and today in a spar with Sasuke things got interesting. The night before Naruto had been looking for something or other but I had payed it no mind. Perhaps I should have. What Naruto got was glitter. Lots and lots of silver glitter. So anyways, before the spar started he created a Shadow Clone and stuffed it's clothing full of that glitter before laughing manically. And people think I'm the evil one.
So when the time came to spar Naruto sent his clone instead and went off a good distance where he pulled out a pair of freaking binoculars. He was, if nothing else, well prepared. The spar was short. Naruto's clone made some clones, Sasuke lit them on fire, that sort of thing. After probably a minute of it Sasuke got bored and attacked Naruto directly. Or more accurately, Naruto's glitter filled Shadow Clone.
It only took one blow for Sasuke to break the Shadow clone, but when he did the glitter exploded all over him. It seems Naruto added some super glue into the mixture as well, so Sasuke's initial attempts to wipe the stuff off only wound up spreading it around even more. Naruto, viewing the prank as a compete success, went to Ichiraku's to celebrate.
But Sasuke was waiting for him.
And that's how Sasuke ended up running through Konoha looking like tinsel straight off a Christmas chasing Naruto.
Naruto, for his part, just kept screaming: "HE SPARKLES!" And once he was eventually caught he insisted on calling Sasuke Edward for the rest of the week until Sasuke decided that it was time for revenge. But that's for the next entry.
(A/N: First off, credit for the 'Signed: From' format goes to The Kazekage of Suna who is currently hosting a challenge for writing a journal. I might actually already be to late, and as it is I'm pushing the deadline. Meh, either way I had fun writing this and depending on the responce I get I may or may not continue. Until the possible next time!)