Hi there! Here's a story that was made at 3am, if it sucks blame it on the
fact that I'm writing it in the middle of the night. And this story is
incredibly ooc, don't bother complaining to me about it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Metal gear solid or the characters in it.
One day after dinner, Snake decided he'd play a nice game of "Soldier of fortune", he walked over to the computer and sat down. He logged onto the Internet humming his favorite song. When he was connected, he started up the game. He logged in as "Snake the frag master" He met a nice kid on the net named, "Kid 64" Snake thought it would be a synch to beat this kid, he found out that he was completely wrong.
Snake the frag master: "I'm gonna kick your ass kid!"
Kid 64: "You'll be lucky to make it five steps old timer."
Snake shot at the kid with his shotgun, the kid dodged it and shot back killing Snake easily.
Snake the frag master: "Wtf? I lost!" Snake yelled at his computer and slammed his fists down.
Kid 64: "Hahaha! Told ya you'd lose moron!"
Snake got ready for action; he got out a "Rocket launcher" and prepared for war.
He saw kid 64 running towards him, he shot the Rocket launcher he killed the bratt! Snake jumped out of his chair and screamed, "Take that you little son of a bitch!" Snake looked back at the screen and realized that he had killed himself too, making the frag he had worked so hard to get disappear. He screamed at the screen and punched it; Hal came running down the stairs, "Snake! That's a four thousand dollar computer!" he yelled.
Snake got mad, he threw a vase at Hal, "Shut up! This is my time to have fun without your bitching!" the vase hit Hal in the back of the head cause he had ducked away from it. "Ow! Motherfucker! What the hells the matter with you?!" he yelled at Snake holding his head in pain.
Hal realized why Snake was so angry; he was losing badly to a twelve year old on the Internet.
Snake was pissed he yelled, "How come I'm the greatest soldier in the world, but I can't beat a kid in a online shooting game?!" he shouted in confusion.
Hal came up behind him, "It's just a game, and the kids in there could never do what you do in real life." Hal said trying to comfort Snake.
Snake ignored him, he got up from the seat so fast that it fell over. He kicked the computer desk angrily, "I'm the biggest moron in the whole world! I'm never going to play this fucking game again!" Snake sat down and tried the game one more time.
When he logged back on the kid said, "Look it's that loser that can't get any frags!"
This angered Snake, he got a rapid firing gun.
He shot like crazy in all directions, he got one frag and then he was killed again.
Kid 64: Let's all gang up on the loser!" all of the little kids got in a circle in nice hiding spots. They all waited patiently for Snake to come back. When he did they all shot him at the same time! Snake screamed and hit the computer; he jumped out of his seat and ran off into his bedroom to go to sleep.
This worried Hal, he went to listen to Snake's door, "I'm a fucking loser! I let Meryl die and I let my character online die too!" Snake pounded his head against the wall in a fit of rage.
Hal was sad; he didn't like too see Snake like this. He got an idea, "I can Haxor the game for him!" he ran over to the computer and worked to get Snake's characters all that it would need to be a god.
The next morning Snake woke up and dragged himself out of bed. He walked over in to the computer room; those kids couldn't be on this early, he thought to himself. He saw a very tired Hal sleeping at the computer; he tapped him on the shoulder, "Hal wake up! Get up dammit!" Hal woke up and screamed, "I'm not asleep mom! Oh, it's you Snake. What can I do for you?" he said sleepily.
Snake cleared his throat, "You can get off the computer and go to bed."
Hal looked up surprised, "The computer! Snake I got you a new skin that looks just like you in soldier of fortune!" Hal said to him excitedly.
"I don't know if that was a good idea, I might not play that game anymore." Snake said with a sad expression on his face.
"Don't give me that crap! I worked all night on it, now you get your ass to playing it right now!" Hal shouted at him. Snake backed away from him in shock, "Why are you so mad? You don't even like it when I play these games." Snake replied.
"I don't care if I like it or not, you're gonna play it and kick some mother fucking ass!" Hal yelled excitedly as he pushed Snake into the computer seat.
Snake sat down cautiously Hal was acting so strange. "Hal, I don't want to get laughed at with you right behind me." Snake said motioning Hal to leave the room.
"Oh, believe me…the one with the last laugh will be you. Those kids don't stand a chance." Hal walked out of the room and stood behind the door so Snake couldn't see him.
Snake sighed and logged on to the game. To his surprise, those stupid kids were on at six am too! Damn, don't they ever sleep? Snake thought to himself.
Kid 64: "You should leave before we humiliate you again." He taunted.
Snake the frag master: "We'll see about that, punk!"
Snake was immediately killed several time's, Hal rushed into the room before Snake got mad and typed "exec godmode" into the console, Snake now had all weapons and infinite health.
"What are you doing?" Snake asked Hal impatiently.
"Nothing, I was just fixing something." Hal finished what he was doing and left the room to make some coffee.
Snake got back into the game, he was kicking some major ass now, and he was shooting everyone and not dying!
Kid 64: "Hey! Are you cheating?"
Snake the frag master: "It's called L33t playing skills moron."
Kid 64: "No it's not! You're cheating I know it!"
Snake the frag master: "Give it up, the reason you're dying is because you suck."
Kid 64: "How could you be winning one minute later and not dying? I'll report your cheating ass!"
Snake the frag master: "Who're you gonna report anything to? Your stupid mom that I was with last night?" Snake laughed.
Kid 64: "Don't say that I'm just a kid you meany!"
Snake the frag master: "Get used to it, I rule and you suck! ROTFF!"
Consol: "Is this man cheating and picking on you?"
Kid 64: "Yeah! He's cheating with super haxors!"
Snake the frag master: "No I'm not! Shut the hell up you stupid bratt!"
Consol: I've heard enough, you are banned for the next week. And no more cheating!"
Snake the frag master: "Wtf? I can't play anymore!"
Snake was banned from the server; he punched the screen in anger. But Then he got a new idea, "I'll just go into yahoo chat rooms and threaten little kids!"
Snake logged into voice chat as, "Grey Fox"
Grey Fox has just entered the chat room, "Hi faggots!"
Flower lady: "That's not very nice."
Spanky: "Yeah, shut the hell up faggot!"
Pokemon freak: "Why are there so many jack ass's showing up lately."
Grey Fox: "You gays better shut you're goddamn mouths!"
Solid Snake240: "Hey, can't we all get along?"
Grey Fox: "Hell NO! Stay the hell outta this!"
Flower lady: "What's up your ass Grey fox?"
Spanky: "I bet he's just gay, and he's taking it out on us."
Grey Fox: "Shut up spanky! I'm having a bad day."
Spanky: "Then get the hell out of here."
Grrl 54: I think he just needs someone to talk to."
Grey fox: "Shut up bitch!"
Granny: "Be nice to the other kids sonny."
Grey fox: "I'm in my thirties, you old bitch."
Granny: "That's enough, if you say anymore things like that I'll have you banned."
Grey fox: "Go ahead and try, I'm not braking any rules."
Crackpot: "Yeah! So shut you're fuckin mouth old hag."
Granny: "Grr…You kids make me sooo MAD!"
Granny has logged out of yahoo chat.
Grey fox: "LMFAO! We scared her off."
Flower lady: "You to need to be nicer, she's just an old lady."
Crackpot: "Who cares!"
Spanky: "I don't, but it still wasn't very nice."
Grrl 54: "I bet you guys are real cute in real life."
Grey fox: "Shut up, no one wants to talk to you."
Grrl 54: "You're a mean jerk!
Grrl 54 has logged off of yahoo chat.
Grey fox: "Hey crackpot, do you have any good games to play?"
Crackpot: "Yeah there called…Fuck off Grey fox!"
Grey fox: "I thought we were friends???"
Crackpot: "I do this to everyone, I have no friends."
Grey fox: "I see why FAGGOT!"
Crackpot: "DUDE! You need to chill out."
Grey fox: "And you need to get the fuck away from me asshole."
Crackpot: "Screw you, you little fag."
Grey fox: Go to hell moron!"
Grey fox has logged off of yahoo chat.
Snake stretched out his arms, I think I'll go see what Hal is up too. Snake walked into the kitchen and saw that Hal was drinking cup after cup of creamy coffee, "Is there something wrong?"
Hal looked up from his coffee, "Get away from me asshole!"
"What the hells wrong with you?"
Hal left through the front door and slammed it behind him. "Huh? I wonder what got up his ass this morning." Snake poured himself a cup of coffee and went into the living room to watch some good Jerry Springer.
That's it, Review please!
Disclaimer: I don't own Metal gear solid or the characters in it.
One day after dinner, Snake decided he'd play a nice game of "Soldier of fortune", he walked over to the computer and sat down. He logged onto the Internet humming his favorite song. When he was connected, he started up the game. He logged in as "Snake the frag master" He met a nice kid on the net named, "Kid 64" Snake thought it would be a synch to beat this kid, he found out that he was completely wrong.
Snake the frag master: "I'm gonna kick your ass kid!"
Kid 64: "You'll be lucky to make it five steps old timer."
Snake shot at the kid with his shotgun, the kid dodged it and shot back killing Snake easily.
Snake the frag master: "Wtf? I lost!" Snake yelled at his computer and slammed his fists down.
Kid 64: "Hahaha! Told ya you'd lose moron!"
Snake got ready for action; he got out a "Rocket launcher" and prepared for war.
He saw kid 64 running towards him, he shot the Rocket launcher he killed the bratt! Snake jumped out of his chair and screamed, "Take that you little son of a bitch!" Snake looked back at the screen and realized that he had killed himself too, making the frag he had worked so hard to get disappear. He screamed at the screen and punched it; Hal came running down the stairs, "Snake! That's a four thousand dollar computer!" he yelled.
Snake got mad, he threw a vase at Hal, "Shut up! This is my time to have fun without your bitching!" the vase hit Hal in the back of the head cause he had ducked away from it. "Ow! Motherfucker! What the hells the matter with you?!" he yelled at Snake holding his head in pain.
Hal realized why Snake was so angry; he was losing badly to a twelve year old on the Internet.
Snake was pissed he yelled, "How come I'm the greatest soldier in the world, but I can't beat a kid in a online shooting game?!" he shouted in confusion.
Hal came up behind him, "It's just a game, and the kids in there could never do what you do in real life." Hal said trying to comfort Snake.
Snake ignored him, he got up from the seat so fast that it fell over. He kicked the computer desk angrily, "I'm the biggest moron in the whole world! I'm never going to play this fucking game again!" Snake sat down and tried the game one more time.
When he logged back on the kid said, "Look it's that loser that can't get any frags!"
This angered Snake, he got a rapid firing gun.
He shot like crazy in all directions, he got one frag and then he was killed again.
Kid 64: Let's all gang up on the loser!" all of the little kids got in a circle in nice hiding spots. They all waited patiently for Snake to come back. When he did they all shot him at the same time! Snake screamed and hit the computer; he jumped out of his seat and ran off into his bedroom to go to sleep.
This worried Hal, he went to listen to Snake's door, "I'm a fucking loser! I let Meryl die and I let my character online die too!" Snake pounded his head against the wall in a fit of rage.
Hal was sad; he didn't like too see Snake like this. He got an idea, "I can Haxor the game for him!" he ran over to the computer and worked to get Snake's characters all that it would need to be a god.
The next morning Snake woke up and dragged himself out of bed. He walked over in to the computer room; those kids couldn't be on this early, he thought to himself. He saw a very tired Hal sleeping at the computer; he tapped him on the shoulder, "Hal wake up! Get up dammit!" Hal woke up and screamed, "I'm not asleep mom! Oh, it's you Snake. What can I do for you?" he said sleepily.
Snake cleared his throat, "You can get off the computer and go to bed."
Hal looked up surprised, "The computer! Snake I got you a new skin that looks just like you in soldier of fortune!" Hal said to him excitedly.
"I don't know if that was a good idea, I might not play that game anymore." Snake said with a sad expression on his face.
"Don't give me that crap! I worked all night on it, now you get your ass to playing it right now!" Hal shouted at him. Snake backed away from him in shock, "Why are you so mad? You don't even like it when I play these games." Snake replied.
"I don't care if I like it or not, you're gonna play it and kick some mother fucking ass!" Hal yelled excitedly as he pushed Snake into the computer seat.
Snake sat down cautiously Hal was acting so strange. "Hal, I don't want to get laughed at with you right behind me." Snake said motioning Hal to leave the room.
"Oh, believe me…the one with the last laugh will be you. Those kids don't stand a chance." Hal walked out of the room and stood behind the door so Snake couldn't see him.
Snake sighed and logged on to the game. To his surprise, those stupid kids were on at six am too! Damn, don't they ever sleep? Snake thought to himself.
Kid 64: "You should leave before we humiliate you again." He taunted.
Snake the frag master: "We'll see about that, punk!"
Snake was immediately killed several time's, Hal rushed into the room before Snake got mad and typed "exec godmode" into the console, Snake now had all weapons and infinite health.
"What are you doing?" Snake asked Hal impatiently.
"Nothing, I was just fixing something." Hal finished what he was doing and left the room to make some coffee.
Snake got back into the game, he was kicking some major ass now, and he was shooting everyone and not dying!
Kid 64: "Hey! Are you cheating?"
Snake the frag master: "It's called L33t playing skills moron."
Kid 64: "No it's not! You're cheating I know it!"
Snake the frag master: "Give it up, the reason you're dying is because you suck."
Kid 64: "How could you be winning one minute later and not dying? I'll report your cheating ass!"
Snake the frag master: "Who're you gonna report anything to? Your stupid mom that I was with last night?" Snake laughed.
Kid 64: "Don't say that I'm just a kid you meany!"
Snake the frag master: "Get used to it, I rule and you suck! ROTFF!"
Consol: "Is this man cheating and picking on you?"
Kid 64: "Yeah! He's cheating with super haxors!"
Snake the frag master: "No I'm not! Shut the hell up you stupid bratt!"
Consol: I've heard enough, you are banned for the next week. And no more cheating!"
Snake the frag master: "Wtf? I can't play anymore!"
Snake was banned from the server; he punched the screen in anger. But Then he got a new idea, "I'll just go into yahoo chat rooms and threaten little kids!"
Snake logged into voice chat as, "Grey Fox"
Grey Fox has just entered the chat room, "Hi faggots!"
Flower lady: "That's not very nice."
Spanky: "Yeah, shut the hell up faggot!"
Pokemon freak: "Why are there so many jack ass's showing up lately."
Grey Fox: "You gays better shut you're goddamn mouths!"
Solid Snake240: "Hey, can't we all get along?"
Grey Fox: "Hell NO! Stay the hell outta this!"
Flower lady: "What's up your ass Grey fox?"
Spanky: "I bet he's just gay, and he's taking it out on us."
Grey Fox: "Shut up spanky! I'm having a bad day."
Spanky: "Then get the hell out of here."
Grrl 54: I think he just needs someone to talk to."
Grey fox: "Shut up bitch!"
Granny: "Be nice to the other kids sonny."
Grey fox: "I'm in my thirties, you old bitch."
Granny: "That's enough, if you say anymore things like that I'll have you banned."
Grey fox: "Go ahead and try, I'm not braking any rules."
Crackpot: "Yeah! So shut you're fuckin mouth old hag."
Granny: "Grr…You kids make me sooo MAD!"
Granny has logged out of yahoo chat.
Grey fox: "LMFAO! We scared her off."
Flower lady: "You to need to be nicer, she's just an old lady."
Crackpot: "Who cares!"
Spanky: "I don't, but it still wasn't very nice."
Grrl 54: "I bet you guys are real cute in real life."
Grey fox: "Shut up, no one wants to talk to you."
Grrl 54: "You're a mean jerk!
Grrl 54 has logged off of yahoo chat.
Grey fox: "Hey crackpot, do you have any good games to play?"
Crackpot: "Yeah there called…Fuck off Grey fox!"
Grey fox: "I thought we were friends???"
Crackpot: "I do this to everyone, I have no friends."
Grey fox: "I see why FAGGOT!"
Crackpot: "DUDE! You need to chill out."
Grey fox: "And you need to get the fuck away from me asshole."
Crackpot: "Screw you, you little fag."
Grey fox: Go to hell moron!"
Grey fox has logged off of yahoo chat.
Snake stretched out his arms, I think I'll go see what Hal is up too. Snake walked into the kitchen and saw that Hal was drinking cup after cup of creamy coffee, "Is there something wrong?"
Hal looked up from his coffee, "Get away from me asshole!"
"What the hells wrong with you?"
Hal left through the front door and slammed it behind him. "Huh? I wonder what got up his ass this morning." Snake poured himself a cup of coffee and went into the living room to watch some good Jerry Springer.
That's it, Review please!