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It was a warm and sunny early spring morning in the rural mountain valley's of China, the ground still fresh with dew, birds were singing, the cute and cuddly woodland animals were frolicking happily and one tall busty brunette dressed in brown short-shorts and a tight white top, carrying a massive backpack was whining to a smaller old decrepit mustachioed man dressed in, of all things a rumpled suit with a dirty lab coat as they walked down a dirt road.
"Ah grampa, why the heck are you dragging me through 60 kilometers outside of nowhere'sville China! It's just not fair!" whined the girl as she struggled alongside the man.
The man half grunted half sighed before saying in a smokers rasp "Now Makoto, I've told you since we got off the boat that we're going to go see an old friend of mine, so think of this as a chance to broaden your horizons a bit before you go back to Japan to stay with your cousin Hiromi."
"But couldn't we have gotten a car… or buggy or something! I mean trekking out in the woods for days and days isn't normal!" Makoto whined.
"And how many gas stations have you seen around here girl? And the great outdoors is good for you, so why spoil it with horses…" Grampa retorted over his shoulder.
"Jeez okay, okay… but why am I the one carrying all the stuff then?!" Makoto whined some more.
"I'm old and you're young. Deal with it." Grampa said dismissively.
Just then the two rounded a bend in the road and before them the forest gave away to a beautiful panorama of a valley filled with hundreds of little spring pools with bamboo shoots sticking up, the early morning sun just cresting the hills casting it's light into the pools and for a moment the entire valley glowed.
The sight truly was breath-taking as Makoto stopped and whispered out in awe "So beautiful…"
Gramps wasn't affected by the natural beauty at all and had just kept on walking down the road, when he called back to the still standing Makoto "Hurry along girl! We're almost there; the village isn't far off now!"
Makoto seeing how far her Gramps had gotten ahead of her called out "Coming Gramps!" as she began to jog along the road to catch-up.
Suddenly she lost her footing on a dew moistened mossy rock on the path, this was enough to shift her balance and her over-sized backpack did the rest of the job pulling her down off the side of the road and down the slight embankment where she landed with a splash into a small pool of water.
"MAKOTO!" Gramps called out as he came running down the small hill to the downed girl.
As he neared the edge of the pool he could see Makoto at the bottom, being weighed down by her excessively-large back-pack keeping her from the surface of the waters.
Slowly the thrashing of the waters from Makoto's attempts to free herself from her pack slowed to a stop, and then there were burbles of air from the still water.
No sooner had this happened than Gramps was in action, and with near Herculean strength he ripped a nearby bamboo shoot from the ground, plunged it into the waters, and with a great heave for a man his size, flung Makoto and her pack from the bottom of the water and through the air, to land with a thud on the dry ground beside him.
As he approached, he knelt the check her over fearing the worst as he tried to scrape his mind for the procedure of CPR, when suddenly Makoto coughed a great sputtering cough of expelled water and "Brrrrrrrrdddd" with a shiver as she looked up at her Gramps.
Although he was elated Makoto wasn't dead, he was displeased at her carelessness as he said "You stupid girl! You could've gotten yourself killed! What were you thinking being so careless?!"
"Heh, you know me Gramps, the water looked so nice I thought I'd take a little dip here…" Makoto said sarcastically as she sat up then blew water from her nose, disgustingly.
"Quit your lip and pull yourself together girl, I'd still like to reach the village before lunch!" Gramps grumped-out in irritation over this most recent fiasco.
"But I'm soaking wet!" Makoto cried out in protest.
"You'll dry fast enough." Gramps called back as he walked back up the hill to the road, his back turned.
"Stupid old man…" Makoto groused as she pulled herself up her waterlogged back-pack, then rung out her clothes as best she could and followed her Gramps with the occasional shiver and slight wheeze.
Minutes later, in a nearby hut a fat man in green Chinese Military fatigues poked his head out of the door to his hut, a toothbrush still in his mouth thinking he had heard voices and a splash. Seeing nothing the man shrugged his shoulders and went back inside his hut without a second thought.
Unbeknownst to the two travelers and the guide the Spirits of the Springs of Jusenkyo for the second time in more than 3,000 years were confused. The first time they were confused was when a Yeti, riding a bull, carrying a crane and eel fell into the pools of sorrow, thus creating the Niuhoomanmaoren-niichuan. After several moments of debate the spirits of the springs gave a metaphysical shrug of the shoulders and thought "Why the hell not…" and so with that the pool of water the young woman had fallen into mere minutes before bubbled and frothed, then settled once more into a lovely cool calm pool of mountain spring-fed water…
… of course appearances can always be deceiving…
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Ranma ¾
A Ranma ½ anime and "Boku no Futatsu no Tsubasa" (My Two Wings) manga fusion fanfiction.
WARNING!This fanfiction will contain desriptions in a parody style of Futanari, or for those of you not in the know, DickGirls. Of course if you're familiar with My Two Wings you'd know this by now.
All character here within and without are the rightful property of their copyright holders and creators. I'm simply borrowing them for my deviant purposes.
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For an eternity of moments as Ranma hung in midair, he had an epiphany of sorts.
It was only a few minutes ago that his bastard of a father had dragged him into the dead center of nowhere'sville China to train in some crappy lost or forgotten training ground, and then all it took was one good hit and his old man took a dive into the drink… only to pop back up into the fight as a panda. A real fricken to honest Chinese Panda in a Saotome School fighting stance no less! Needless to say Ranma was surprised, enough so that over the shouts of the Chinese Guide the Panda had attacked hard enough for Ranma to lose his footing on the bamboo pole and fly through the air like a rocket.
And now, here Ranma was, his racing mind leaving him suspended in midair looking face down into a pool of water, seeing his reflection. 'Good Lord that's a handsome devil…' was one of the thousands of stray thoughts through his mind as with perfect momentary clarity he realized that the Universe must really hate him.
The truth of course was that where-ever there was a Ranma Saotome in the multi-verse, his life was destined to be changed by simple water. Sometimes into a mother, sometimes into a demoness it's all really a crap-shoot, what might happen. This time would be no exception.
Out of the corner of his eye Ranma caught sight of a humming-bird, frozen in midair, its wings moving in super-super slow motion. Before Ranma could contemplate any more, the forces of time and space reasserted themselves with prejudice and Ranma landed with a loud splash into the small pool of water.
"Oh sir is too too luck to fall into uncursed spring! No tragic tale there! No Sir-ee!" shouted the pleased Guide as he leisurely walked to the spring.
That was when Ranma arose from the spring waters with a great heaving splash, throwing his head back drawing in gasps of air and casting her long ponytail of dark russet-red hair back in an enticing display.
Ranma then noticed the panda and the guide had wide-eyes and their jaws hanging open and each a hand (or paw) pointing at him.
"What, do I got somethin' on my face?" Ranma asked curiously, then noticed his voice was a lovely womanly soprano… and clutched at his throat in surprise.
Feeling more and more off balanced by the moment Ranma looked down to see his… make that her… face in the waters reflection. She was to put it simply, gorgeous with large expressive blue eyes, a small nose and a head of deep dark-muddy red hair. Ranma then looked down further and saw what the two men were gawking at; the material of her Gi-top was simply insufficient enough to cover her new assets leaving them bare to hang free.
In a sense of morbid curiosity, Ranma brought one hand up to cup the new large protrusions… oh yeah; those were real… no doubt there… Then with a gulp mindless of the show she was putting on for the two men, she sent a hand lower below the water into her pants… but to her immense and curious relief found the welcomed familiar feel of protruding manly-bits… then her hand dipped lower to feel the alien feeling of womanly bits just below the water-shrunk manly-bits.
This was enough for Ranma's brain to short circuit, reboot into safe-mode and cause the new hermaphrodite boy-girl to mutter softly "What the fuck…" before passing out onto the bank of the little spring.
This was then enough for Ranma's much abused clothing to give away with loud rips, thus giving the two gawking men a full-frontal of the girl/boy which then caused simultaneous pants tightening, homo-phobic revulsion and then passing out with two meaty thuds, the shock still plastered on their mouth-agape faces.
Seeing this, the Spirits of the Springs of Jusenkyo decided that this new spring might not be so boring after all…
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I'd like to thank my guinea pigs at Fukufics whom I beta-test the effectiveness of new fanfictions on prior to releasing them to the general public. Don't want to have any rabid fanfictions running amok foaming at the mouth you know…
Oh, and to forestall the comments; Yes, I AM a sick and twisted asshole of a human being! Take that and suck on it…
Reviews are still appreciated greatly. And don't worry loyal readers; Daimakaicho Ranma is still being worked on… I just had this crazy idea for this fic, and HAD to write it.
T/B/C!
RANT! I HATE FANFICTIONNET FOR DESTROYING THE FORMAT! 4 TIMES I'VE HAD TO REVIST THIS! Grrrrr:(