It's Naruto Time!
:3
...Oh my Yevon, what have I done? Moogle: (clears throat) Those that are photosensitive, have trouble reading insanity, hypersensitive, pregnant, or just don't want to read this insane piece of sugar-induced crap, should press the BACK button now or forever hold your peace.
Me: Well said, Moogle.
Yeah. Around 7:30 PM. I'm waiting for Naruto to come on, so I'm on a Naru kick. Gramma comes in with a root beer float. O.o Oh, the chaos that commenced.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro. I don't own Naruto. I wish I owned Naruto. I would do lots of fun things if I owned Naruto. Make an obvious-yet-innocently-cute NaruHina pairing episode. But I don't own Naruto. So I can't. How troublesome.
Shikamaru: MY LINE!
Me: I don't care, Shika-kun! ...wait...SHIKA-KUN! (glomps)
Let the chaos commence.
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Me: (grins) (starts to play the Hamtaro opening theme music) Ready, Moogle?
Moogle: Ready!
One...Two...Three!
It's Naruto time! (shingshing-smacksmack-OW!) Naruto's out training, trying to be able to beat that jerk Sasuke.
NA-RU-TO!
When we work together, we do much better.
MY SHINO-BI!
We fight using jutsus (poof, shing, BOOM!)
MY NIN-JA!
When we get in trouble, we escape in a smoke cloud.
NA-RU-TO!
Little ninja, big S-rank fight-to-the-death missions!
He can do it, he just has to shove Rasengan up the teme's ass.
But watch out for Sakura, he knows she's crazier than she seems.
But if they fight outside Konoha, then she won't see! (NANI?)
NA-RU-TO! Naruto: 'Scuse me while I eat my ramen, gotta have a few meals. Itadakimasu! NA-RU-TOOOOO!
Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi, Neji,
MY SHINO-BI!
Hinata, Ino, Lee, Shikamaru,
MY NIN-JA!
Kiba, Shino, Chouji, TenTen,
NA-RU-TO!
Little ninja, big S-rank fight-to-the-death missions
Gaara, Jiraiya, Kurenai, Zabuza,
MY SHINO-BIIIIII!
Kankuro, Gai, Hanabi, Itachi,
MY NIN-JAAAAAA!
Kisame, Orochimaru, Temari, Haku,
NA-RU-TOOO!
Little ninja, big S-rank fight-to-the-death missions!
(shingcrashsmackpoofBAKAslapNANIskidBOOOOOOM!)
NARUTOOOOO! ------------ Teme - Bastard No offense to Sasu-lovers, for I am one devoted fangirl of his. But this is NARUTO time. Obviously, Naruto's the one in focus. 3 ...It annoys me how at some parts it sounds like the song's saying (Nuh-ROO-toh) instead of (Na-roo-toh). -.- And I know I didn't name ALL the characters. Not enough character naming-time. See button? Click button. Click button NOW. MGX2
Me: o.O
Moogle: Wow.
Me: Yeah. Sad.
Naruto: Sakura! Why'd you slap me in the end?
Sakura: Because you're a baka!
Nani - What
Baka - Idiot/Stupid/Fool
Itadakimasu - Japanese phrase used before a meal