I started righting this forever ago so the first chapter might not be all that good but I promise to gets better as it goes! Scouts Honor!
I Do Not Own NARUTO or Akatsuki, Just the Plot, and the OCS!
! Likos!
! Chapter one!
! Pranks and Random Songs!
"What are you two doing up so early?" Konan asked when she saw us sitting at the table sipping tea and looking evil.
We were let into the Akatsuki three years ago when Orochimaru kidnapped and hid us in the unused side of the base where he did weird experiments' on us so we could be stronger than any ninja alive, unfortunately something went wrong and we ended up with fluffy tails, pointed ears, and claws.
Later that year Orochimaru was kicked out of the Akatsuki for some reason we have yet to be told; something about wanting Itachi but after hearing that we refused to let them tell us more. Dirty thoughts.
We stayed however when we were found because Leader-Sama said we could still be of use to the organization and retrieve information and do spy missions and help Zetsu out, just because we aren't the strongest ninja in the world doesn't mean we aren't ninja at all.
"Hidan put bows around our tails and drew whiskers on our faces last night, we're waiting for him to wake up and find the poisonous reptile we put in his bed." I told her with a smile as I sipped my tea and leaned back in my chair.
I was surprised she was out this early, she usually stayed with Pein and helped him with whatever he needed help with until 10:00, right now it was only 8:46.
"Well as long as you're up you want to help me make breakfast for everyone?" She asked, digging through the cabinets in search of what she needed for said breakfast.
"What the hell, it'll be awhile before the idiot gets up anyway, he's so lazy turtle's are better ninja." Lila sighed and I laughed at the word turtle.
Don't judge, turtle is a funny word.
So, getting up off our lazy asses, Lila and Konan made breakfast and made everyone a plate while I was setting the table with my awesome table setting skills before going to wake everyone up.
Lila and I split up and went down separate halls to the men's rooms while Konan went to get Pein from his office.
The turns in base seemed to go on forever as I traveled through them but I finally made it to the hall with their rooms and knocked softly on Itachi's door since Itachi was my second favorite member, Kisame was my first.
Shhhh, don't tell Itachi.
When the door cracked open to reveal the tired face of Mr. Weasel I smiled, he was so adorable when he was tired. "Breakfast is ready; you may go eat when you want." I told him, rocking back and forth on my heals. "Hn," Itachi bobbed his head at me before shutting the door back.
I smiled at his stoic ways before skipping over to the next room, where the smile on my face suddenly turned evil.
Opening the door softly I got on my hands and knees and crawled quietly over to the massive body on the bed where I then pulled an Itachi and poked the shark in the forehead. "Five more minutes, Itachi." He mumbled before rolling over, taking his pillow with him.
I snickered quietly before slowly climbing on top of him and blowing on his face. He groaned and rolled over again, successfully throwing me onto the floor where a loud thump sounded.
"Ow." I hissed in a low voice as I rubbed the knot forming on my head. But I at least woke Kisame up so it wasn't all bad.
"Sorry." he said in a half-asleep state as he rolled onto his feet and helped me up. "Its fine, I came to tell you breakfast is ready." I smiled and glomped him, my smile growing when he chuckled and hugged me back.
Kisame was like an older brother to me since he found Lila and me, which was one of the reasons I didn't hightail it out of here the moment I had the chance.
"Damn it Bitch, what the fuck is in my bed?!" I heard Hidan yell from across base and I pulled out of the hug to turn to the door. "I have no clue; Lila found it outside near the river!" I yelled back before the loud laughing and cursing sounded throughout base.
"Nice one, un, I wish I had thought of something like that." Deidara laughed as he stumbled into the door, he was shirtless and his hair was down, tangled from his good night sleep.
"Don't worry; no one is as awesome as the female members of Akatsuki so you're not the only one." I smiled, wrapping my arms around my back as I swayed ever so slightly.
"Come on, brat, we have a mission today and I don't need you complaining about hunger." Sasori said as he appeared from down the hall, looking like he always did as he dragged his partner off by his ear.
"I guess it's time to eat." Kisame said, more awake now after all the yelling as he rumpled my hair and lead me out of his room.
We walked back to the kitchen in silence, Kisame rubbing the sleep from his eyes while I overlooked the nail polish on my nails for any chipped places as I enjoyed the feel of the cold hardwood floors under my bare feet.
When we entered the kitchen I high-fived Lila and smiled at Hidan before noticing two puncture wounds on his face where the reptile bit him, I placed a hand over my mouth and let out a small giggle as Leader-Sama and Konan walked in.
"Hidan," Pein sighed like a father who just caught his child's hand in the cookie jar, "What happened to your face?" He asked, looking tired and annoyed already. "Ask the bitches', it's their fault." Hidan growled, crossing his arms and leaning back in his chair stubbornly while he glared.
Leader looked over to us. "We put a… thing in his bed." Lila smirked from her seat, propping her feet up on the table. "Why?" he asked, rubbing a hand over his face. "He put bows around our tails." I shrugged and looked over at the accused.
"How do you fucking know it was me, it could've been blondie over there." He questioned, pointing over at Deidara who looked offended and straitened in his chair.
"Hey!" Lila said before the blond could, "Don't mock his hair, his beautiful, wonderful hair, its fucking perfect." She growled, pointing threateningly at her silver haired comrade and Deidara smirked, "Yeah, I'm perfect, hmm." He said and you could practically see his ego grow to the size of Hidan's head.
Lila then pointed to the blond. "I said your hair; you pacifically are far from even being close to perfect." She corrected, not breaking the glaring contest she has going with Hidan.
"Sorry I asked." Leader sighed again as he took his seat.
I sat next to Itachi and Lila as Kisame on Itachi's other side next to Sasori, who sat next to Deidara, who sat next to Kakuzu, who sat next to Hidan, who sat next to Konan who sat next to leader-Sama, who sat on Lila's other side.
Tobi and Zetsu were on a mission and wouldn't be back till later today.
… Later, before bed …
"What are you doing, un?" I heard Deidara ask from behind me as I sat barriers around my bed. "Setting up barriers and traps for Hidan, after this morning I'm sure he's gonna try something." I told him without turning around, focused on my task.
"Probably, yeah." he chuckled, crossing his arms as he leaned on the door frame. "I now need to warn Lila, she won't think to prepare for an attack." I said before turning to the door and walking past the shirtless Deidara to the next room.
You have to get used to naked and half naked men if you want to be in this organization, which wasn't that easy since all the men here are sexy beasts'.
I knocked once before opening the door and walking inside, followed by Deidara who always seemed to want to know what we were doing before bed.
"Lila?" I asked, looking around for the girl when I didn't see her. "In here, I'll be out in a second." I heard through her bathroom door along with water shutting off.
She soon emerged from the bathroom in a night dress similar to mine but hers was a blue as mine was purple, both were awesome though.
"What do you want?" She asked as she dried off her tail with a towel. "You need to protect yourself, set barriers and traps around your bed and door so if Hidan tries something he won't get far." I told her, swaying softly back and forth on me heals.
It's something I've been doing since I was little; a habit I can't seem to break.
"Oh yeah, I forgot he can be evil when it comes to revenge." She sighed, tossing the towel into her bathroom floor before she went over to her closet and started pulling out some weapons and trip wire for the traps.
I have to honestly say I never knew she had all that in there, I got mine by bribing Kakuzu into letting me barrow some of his stuff.
"Okay, you guys leave so I can fix the door, oh and Dei, you suck." She said before shooing us out.
I sighed and dragged the confused and offended Deidara out the door before pushing him off to his room. "Go to bed, Dei." I ordered as I walked over to my bedroom door. "Night." he said with a grin before he walked away.
I then entered my room and crawled into bed before activating all the traps and closing my eyes, concentrating on going to sleep as the room stilled and base went silent.
…
I woke to the sound of leaves and twigs crunching under feet as three unfamiliar chakra signatures grew closer to where I slept.
"Do you think their okay?" I heard a voice ask before I was pokedin the head with what felt like a stick. Wait… yeah it was a stick.
"Naruto you idiot, don't poke her with that." I heard another voice, this time female. "Then what should I poke her with?" The voice known as Naruto asked in an innocent tone.
"I would prefer nothing." I sighed as I stretched before opening my eyes and sitting up. "Heh, sorry." A blond boy apologized and rubbed the back of his head sheepishly as he tossed the stick away.
I looked over to my right to see Lila lying next to me; her tail wrapped around her legs and slightly fluffed up from tossing and turning last night.
I sighed before I grabbed her tail and pulled on it. "OWWWW! That hurt you fucking bitch!" She shouted, shooting up into sitting position before grabbing her tail and petting it while glaring at me.
I just rolled my eyes before turning back to the people in front of us as we stood. "Hi." I smiled, this was weird.
"Hi! I'm Naruto, what's your name?" The blond asked a huge grin. And the weirdness continues. "I'm Shea, and this is my partner Lila." I told him, pointing my thumb at Lila who was still glaring evilly at me; I just ignored her.
"Sup?" she said stoically, turning the glare to them. "Can I ask what you two are doing out in the forest alone, you should know it's a dangerous place out here."A man with gray hair and a mask said as he stuffed what looked like a book into his back pocket.
"It's not that dangerous." I told him as the pink haired girl stepped forward. "Hey, Kakashi-Sensei is right, this place is dangerous; you should really leave before you get into trouble." She said, ignoring the look passed between the two wolf girls.
"Do you know why this place is dangerous?" I asked her, rocking back and forth on my heals as I waited for the answer. "Rouge ninja and wild animals." She answered without hesitation. "And we're both, so we have nothing to worry about now do we?" I said before my smile faded away and I backed up, "Do you smell that?" I asked Lila once I was next to her, the familiar sent of Hidan catching my sensitive nose as I felt my anger flare up.
"Uh huh, what are you three doing in Ame if you are ninja of the hidden leaf?" She asked them, obviously still really tired as she took a step back with me. "We're on a mission. Why?" the girl questioned with a raised eyebrow. "No reason, we have to go kill someone now." I told them and we were about to bolt before we were stopped.
"Wait," The silver haired men said, holding his hand out to us. "We're looking for an organization called Akatsuki; do you know of it?" He asked and our eyes widened slightly as we turned to them once more.
"We're in Ame, everyone knows of them, now why are you looking for them?" I asked them, grabbing Lila's arm and taking another step back, ready to run if necessary.
"That's none of your concern, now what else can you tell us about them?" He asked, "If what you want with them is none of our concern then what we know is none of yours." I told him about to continue before I was interrupted. "TOBI YOU FUCKING IDIOT, STOP SPYING!" Lila yelled, causing me to wince and cover my ears as the orange masked ninja fell out of the tree to our left. "Tobi is sorry, but how did Lila-Chan and Shea-Chan know Tobi was in the tree?" He asked, skipping over to stand in the middle of us.
"Tobi, we live with you, we know your chakra signature even when you try to hide it from us." She told him as if it was obvious. "Plus, we can smell you." I added with a smile as I once again swayed back and forth.
"Tobi, please take us home, I really don't want to talk to strangers in my night dress in the middle of the forest this early in the damn morning." Lila whined, hugging said Tobi's arm and leaning on him.
"Tobi will take us home because Tobi is a good boy!" He yelled before grabbing us and poofing away back to base, not giving the three ninja a chance to stop us. "Hidan, I'm going to fucking kill you!" I yelled before storming off down the halls to find the bastard.
"Her temper never ceases to amaze me." I heard Lila sigh proudly with a smirk before I turned down the hall with Hidan's room.
I was stalking down the halls in search of him when a big blue arm wrapped around me from behind, successfully stopping me in my rampage for revenge.
"Kisa Nii-San, let me go; I want to kill the sliver haired bastard that dared to put me outside in the cold when he knows I sleep half naked to be found by ninja that want to torture us and to be spied on by the orange lollypop of hyperness." I whined in one breath as I struggled against my make-believe brother.
"Well you're gonna have to wait, Hidan and Kakuzu went on a mission two hours ago and won't be back for a few days." he told me and I went limp, his arm the only thing keeping me from falling to the floor in a heap of sorrow.
"Damn, I was looking forward to burning him." I pouted and Kisame chuckled. "Look on the bright side, this will give you time to plan a brutal attack on him." He reassured me as I straitened and looked back at him. "Fine," I sighed as he released me. "I'll wait till they return." I slumped over and turned around to head for the kitchen before Kisame stopped me once more.
"I actually came to tell you that you and Lila have a mission today." He said, handing me a scroll when I straitened and turned to him. "Itachi's telling Lila so all you gotta do is pack. I also suggest you leave right away; a man is waiting for you in Konoha claiming he has information for us. Leader wants you back as soon as possible." He told me as I took the scroll and read over it.
"Shit, I really don't want to go to Konoha if there's a slightest chance 'their' going to be there." I whined, my arms falling to my sides as I slumped over in despair. "Who are 'they'?" he questioned with a raised eyebrow, "Just some Konoha ninja we met this morning in forest." I waved off before pouting up at him. "Kisa, if Hidan and Kakuzu return before we do can you kick his ass for us?" I asked, already knowing the answer.
"Of course, I was planning on it anyway." He said with a grin as he rumpled my hair. "Thanks Nii-San, I knew you were awesome." I smiled and hugged him before skipping down the halls to my room to get ready for the mission.
Entering my room I dressed in black pants and a red, long sleeved shirt before slipping on my cloak and packing everything I needed for the mission.
Once done I sealed everything in a scroll and wrapped my tail around my waist so it looked like an animal skin belt before going to get Lila. "Lila, are you ready?" I asked, entering the room to see she just started packing. "What! What have you been doing, I'm already packed and dressed yet you just started packing." I complained as she looked over at me with a sigh.
"Sorry, I had a problem with my outfit." She told me as she started packing her weapons. "What kind of problem?" I asked, walking over to help her. "There was a giant ass hole in my shirt; it was so big my left boob fell out of It." she said as she focused on her kunai.
"Wow, you have some of the craziest things happen to you." I said, holding in my laughter as she sealed everything in a scroll and slipped her cloak on.
… In the forest …
"I'm so bored." Lila complained, falling in a step behind me as she groaned in disperse. "So?" I asked, not looking back as I continued to walk. "I don't know." She sighed, picking up her pace until she was beside me.
I just rolled my eyes.
"Here I stand, helpless and left for dead." She mumbled/sang under her breath and I couldn't help be sing along. "Close your eyes, so many days go by." She grinned at me as we held nothing back and let our voices find whoever they damn well please.
"Easy to find what wrong, harder to find what's right." We sang together. "I believe in you, I can show you that, I can see right though, all your empty lies." We linked arms. "I won't stay long, in this world so wrong!" I then pulled her close and we began to waltz through the trees.
"Say goodbye, as we dance with the devil tonight! Don't you dare look at him in the eye! As we dance with the devil tonight!" We danced for the rest of the song before finally settling into a walk.
"We need fucking mental help." Lila grinned after the song, throwing her arm over my shoulder which made me stumble a bit.
It didn't help that I'm already clumsy.
I sent her a dirty look which went unnoticed as a silence settled between us. "I'm bored again, entertain me." Lila sighed again after a few minutes, leaning on me as we walked.
"I'm not entertaining you, entertain yourself." I told her, pushing her away from me as I continued playing with the beads hanging off of my hat. "Awww, c'mon, if Kisame was here he would entertain me." She whined, slumping over as she walked.
"Don't you dare bring Kisa Nii-San into this. I don't care if he would entertain you; he's not here so shut it." I warned, pointing an accusing finger at her before going back to my playing.
"Fine, Deidara would entertain me." She tried again, ignoring her partner's bipolarness. "Well you and Dei can go and have beautiful babies together because I'm not entertaining you." I told her, sending her a glance as the bells below the beads jingled at my assault.
"Fine then, we're here anyway." She sighed and we stopped in the wooded area outside the gates as we took off our cloaks and rings and stored them in our scrolls before we walked up to the guards' and handed them the information we needed to too get into the village.
Once inside we sighed in relief, "Now if I was a man that had information for Akatsuki, were would I be?" I asked out loud to no one in particular, my mind going to random things.
"I guess we search everywhere till we find someone that might possibly be him." Lila said with a shrug as we started walking forward into the village, our eyes searching every inch for the man.
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Song: Dance with the Devil.
Artist: Breaking Benjamin.