Light Yagami was in his room doing his homework and studying, as usual. It had been a day since he found out that cameras had been installed in his room. All of a sudden, a strange idea popped into his head. He got up and marched outside.
"What are ya doin', Light?" Ryuk asked.
A large grin started to form on Light's face. "Well, I've been thinking…L suspects me of being Kira, right? No, of course he does…"
"What's your point?"
"Well, I sometimes wonder if he had another point of installing these cameras in my room. Like to see me change clothes or something. I'm going to see if I can get L to fall in love with me. Then he won't think I'm Kira!"
"That's going to work," mumbled Ryuk sarcastically.
"I know!" Light said, with that grin still plastered onto his face.
Light ran back inside into his room. Ryuk lay down on the bed and observed closely, chuckling to himself quietly.
"I'm actually kinda excited to see what you're gonna do," admitted Ryuk.
Light laughed so hard that he snorted. "Of course you are! I'm so sexy." He walked over to one of the cameras and slowly, teasingly, took off his shirt. He shook his hips and swung his head to one side and then the next. Ryuk shook with laughter and fell out of the bed, pounding his fists against the floor.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt…to sexy it hurts! Oh yeahhh!" Light sang horribly, twirling around so everyone could see his well-built chest. Then, he grabbed the waistband of his khaki pants firmly and yanked them down. He stepped out of them and shook his hips, swaying to one side and next. He spun around over and over again, until he became dizzy and couldn't help but fall over, laughing like a little girl and mumbling to himself about cotton candy. After doing that for awhile, Light got up and started dancing like before, flapping his arms about and singing the Barney opening song.
"Light, you still have your boxers on. You should take them off to make L super horny…hee hee!" Ryuk suggested, smirking and laughing to himself. He would never admit this, but his body was getting kind of excited from watching Light doing this. Light giggled and took off his last garment of clothing. He did the macaranea, twirling, and just randomly dancing at the same time before he went absolutely mad and started doing random cartwheels and occasionally collapsing into shelves, desks, or basically anything in his room. Eventually, he got exhausted and fell asleep doing a somersault. Ryuk was on the floor, laughing and pounding his fists on the floor, tearing up.
Meanwhile…
"What the fuck is wrong with my son?" Soichiro Yagami gasped. "I thought it was strange when he was looking at those magazines…now this?!"
L stared at the screen, transfixed at this boy's actions. "I'll admit, he isn't a normal 17 year old…but I kinda thought it was sexy…"
"PERVERT!" The whole Task force screamed, grabbing pillows and hitting L's head with them.