"Hey this is Doug, sorry I'm not here right now. If you could leave your name, number, and a brief message, I'll get back to you"
"Hey its Missy, sorry I'm not answering leave your message and i'll call later."
"Hey this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't but do me a favor. Don't text me. It's gay"
"Hey you've reached Dr. Stuart Price Divine Dentistry, sorry I can't pick up the phone.."
RING
"Hello" Tracy says
"Tracy, it's Phil"
"Phil where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out!"
"Yeah, hey listen we fucked up"
"what are you talking about?"
"The whole bachelor party, the whole night, things got out of control and um" he pauses and thinks "we lost Doug.
"what?"
"We cant find Doug"
"What are you saying Phil? We're getting married in five hours"
"Yeah, thats not going to happen"
Two Days before Missy's POV
"Tracy i am not going! It's suppose to be all about guys"
"you were one of the guys in high school"
I look at her
"Sorry but please I also need someone to watch Alan. You know he loves you"
"Tracy!"
"Please"
"Oh my god Fine ill go!"
Hour later I walk into Tracy's parents house.
"Hello?"
"Missy! It's nice to see you!" Tracy's mom says
"um I was just here getting fitted"
"Oh right well Doug and Sid are in the garage" she says walking away.
I walk to the garage and i hear Sid say "except for herpes those come back with you"
"Um nice Sid"
He looks at me and smiles "Hi Miss. I just told Doug that he was going to take my car"
He points to the Mercedes and i smile "Nice"
"Only i can drive it" Doug says
"And Missy" Sid says
"HA!"
About Ten Minutes Later
"why do we have to park so close?" Alan says
We just pulled up to the school where Phil works. I sigh happily. Yes. I like Phil okay.
We have a bit of history. I liked him since 5th grade. We flirt all the time and joke but he's married, well almost divorced with a son.
"why do you ask" I ask him
"I'm not suppose to be with in 200 feet off a school"
"Huh" Doug says
"or a Chuck E. Cheese."
"Mr. Wenneck..." a student began
"It's the weekend, Budnick. I don't know you, you do not exist" Phil says walking to the car.
"Missy!" Phil says loud
"Phil!" I say just like him.
He jumps in the car and hugs me
"Hey watch the leather" Doug says.
"Shit nice car, I'm driving" Phil says as he lets go of me.
"No you're not no one can drive but me and Missy"
"who's this?" Phil asks
"Alan, Tracy's brother" Doug answers as he drives to Stu's house.
"We met like 4 times." Alan says looking at Phil.
"Oh yeah, how've you been?"
We pull up to Stu's house and none of us wanted to get Stu because of Melissa. She's a complete bitch.
"i got this" Phil says and he cups his hands over his mouth "Paging Doctor Faggot. Paging Doctor Faggot"
All of us laugh as he walks out with a "are you serious look" and Melissa stands at the door.
Stu gets into the car and i wave and he says "hi Missy and Phil, you wonder why Melissa hates you"
"I dont care if she likes me or not.
We are driving and me and Phil and Stu are drinking a little.
"come on let me drive!"Phil says
"no Sid left me and Missy the car, anyway you're drinking."
"when has that stopped me before" Phil says
"he's right Doug. Remember Phil was always our designated drunk driver"
I start laughing "I remember that!"
"no!"
"Oh whatever I left my ex wife with my kid at home so i could go with you guys to Vegas. You know how hard that was?"
"um no" i answer
"That's sweet Phil" Alan says.
" I was being sarcastic i fucking hate my life. Steph is trying to keep Eli away from me. I might just stay in Vegas forever. Wanna stay with me Miss?"
"Sure Phil"
"that's why i managed to stay single this whole time you know" Alan says
"oh really? thats why you're singe?" Stu asks
"yeah"
"good to know"
"am i alright on that side Alan" Doug asks
"yeah you're good" Alan says with out looking.
As Doug tried to pull into that lane, a huge semi honk at us. I scream and hold on to Phil.
Alan starts laughing
"oh that was great!"
"Alan you could have killed us! that isnt funny!" i say
"I'm sorry Missy"
We drive to a gas station to fill up the car and we leave Alan at the car.
"no no, but Tracy did mention we shouldn't let him gamble or drink too much" I hear Doug say as i look for candy.
"He's like a gremlin. He comes with instructions and shit" Phil says.
"And one water" Stu states, setting a water on the counter.
"All good with Melissa?" Doug asks.
"Oh yeah. I told her we are two hours outside of wine country and she bought it" Stu says smiling
"Don't you think it's kind of strange you've been in a relationship for three years and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?" Phil asks
"Yeah i do but trust me it's not worth the fight"
"oh so you can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop o a carnival cruise line?"
"bartender" i say
"oh right. A bartender"
"She was wasted and if you must know he didn't even cum inside her" Stu says
I start laughing "You believe that?"
"Uh yeah i do believe that because she's grossed out by semen"
"that'll be 34.50" the cashier says
I look at Stu "No girls grossed out by semen" and i walk out
Phil looks at Stu "its 34.50"
I spaced out but I look around and i hear a bit about gambling and a ruh-tard. but now its dark out when we get to Caesar's Palace. We get out of the car and go to walk in and 2 girls walk out and shot a smile to Phil and he smiles back and i become really jealous.
"can i help you?" the front deck lady asks
"Yes, we have reservations under Dr. Price" Stu answers
"Dr. Price? Stu, you're a dentist, don't get all fancy. He's a dentist, if anyone has a heart attack, still call 911"
"i'll be sure to do that" the lady says flirting. " you have a two bed room on the eighth floor?"
"well if we are sharing, I'm bunking with Phil, or Missy. You cool with that?" Alan asks
"No, I'm not cool with that. What are we? 12? Look Lisa, do you have any Villas available?"
She starts clicking on her computer and Alan starts asking about his beeper.
"we have one and its 4200 for the night."
The guys start fighting and Stu says "Melissa checks my statements i can't"
"we just need a card on file we won't charge till you check out"
"okay i'll help Stu" I hand her my card too
We walk to the elevator and go up to our room and look around.
"omg this is beautiful" i say
"Thank you guys or should i say Thank You Stu and Missy"
"No problem Bro"
"Alright pick a room and get ready ladies. We leave in 30 minutes"
I pick a room and i shower and i walk into my room and see Phil.
"Um Phil what are you doing in here?"
"I wasnt sharing with Doug or Stu and definitely not, Alan."
"Um okay then"
I start getting ready and i turn and see a shirtless Phil
I stand shocked "um yes?"
"You know i love you right Miss"
"Phil you have a family"
"I'm divorced."
"So? I dont want to ruin what we have"
He puts his hands on my face and kisses me.