The Game Called Love – Please Help Me Level Up!
Drama/Romance/A bit of Angst
Rated M: Hardcore smut; Language; Violence; Dark Themes; Slight non-con
Disclaimer: You know the GoRa/GoHands drill
Warning: This entire fic exponentially gets smuttier after the first chapter. It's pretty much as graphic as it gets. If you don't think you can handle it, I'd suggest you read something else.
Note: I've got quite a few PMs/requests for a smut Fem-Misaki story, so I came to deliver…though I feel at some points it ends up being kinda PWP…BUT IT WILL MAKE SENSE EVENTUALLY! Most of the fic is already done, but I just want to scan it one more time to see if I want to make any adjustments before I write out the final couple chapters. But anyway, here's the first chapter.
Once again, this has been proofread only once or twice, so I'll be making changes if I see them.
Level Zero – No Experience Newbie
It was a day just like any other. The crow had finished her part-time job and was heading back to the Red clansmen's home base—HOMRA. Swerving around the masses of people on the crowded streets of Shizume City, Yata Misaki showed off her skills on her skateboard, as she jumped over stairs, rode on handrails, and flipped her board in the air.
When the chestnut-haired girl arrived at HOMRA, she swung the door open and cheerfully shouted, "Yo, everyone!"
"Ahhhh! Ahhhh! More, MORE! Give it to me harder! Fuck, that cock feels so good inside me!"
The little vanguard instantly turned bright red, as she began to shout, "WAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS WATCHING!?"
Yoh Chitose, who was leaning back on the couch, turned around and said, "Yo, Yata. Welcome back!"
"WELCOME BACK, MY ASS! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?"
"It's called 'A Teacher and His Student,' currently the top-selling porno in Japan!"
"…AND WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING IT HERE? TURN IT OFF RIGHT NOW, YOU SICK BASTARDS!"
Kanamoto hit the 'STOP' button the remote controller and began to blush a bit. "…Sorry Yata-san, I didn't think you'd be back for at least another thirty minutes or so," Rikio said sheepishly.
"Tch! Why did we have to stop it in the first place? You really are just a pathetic virgin, aren't you Chihuahua?" Eric teased.
"Shut the fuck up! This kind of thing shouldn't be seen nor done so easily!"
The Red clansmen sighed, while they shook their heads in unison. "Yata-san, you're just about to hit twenty. Have you even had a boyfriend yet?" Bandou asked with a smirk.
"I bet the Chihuahua hasn't even had her first kiss yet!"
"Shut the FUCK up! It's normal for people to not have done any of this stuff at my age!"
"Yata, you know, even middle schoolers are having sex nowadays. I personally lost my virginity at age thirteen," Chitose said.
The Red clansmen all began to join in on the conversation:
"I lost mine at sixteen!"
"I've probably have had like ten or more girlfriends by the time I hit twenty."
"With Yata's violent personality, I bet no guy would even approach her!"
"Poor Yata-san, she's doomed to be alone for the rest of her life."
The amber-eyed girl began to glow a deep, crimson-red aura, while she glared at her fellow clansmen—embarrassed and furious. "I…am…going to murder…EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!"
However, before Misaki could release her flames and go on a rampage, she felt a hand grip her shoulder. "Yata-chan, I know you're upset, but please don't fight in the bar. If you break anything, I'd be really upset."
The little crow turned and saw Kusanagi Izumo standing beside her, smiling widely despite sending telepathic messages to the girl saying, "If you dare smash or ruin anything, there will be Hell to pay."
The crimson glow quickly dissipated, as she mumbled, "Fine…I got it."
Yata scowled, as she stomped over to the couch and plopped down next to Chitose. She folded her arms across her chest and sat in silence. The girl never really thought about having a relationship in her life before. She gave up the idea early since her school days, since she was deemed the scariest delinquent of the entire student body. And even in middle school, Yata had a certain blue-haired boy beside her all the time, so she didn't really need to seek for anyone else's attention. Once Misaki had entered HOMRA, she decided to devote her life to Suoh Mikoto over anything else.
Deep in her thoughts, the chestnut-haired girl didn't snap out of them, until she saw a face only a few inches away from hers. "Kyaaaaaaaa! What the hell are you doing!?"
Chitose stared into the vanguard's eyes and whispered seductively, "You know Yata, if you ever want to, you can try experimenting with me. I wouldn't mind doing it with you."
Misaki could feel her entire body begin to burn up,and she became completely flustered. "W-w-w-what the hell are you going on about!? D-d-d-d-do you want to die?"
Yoh suddenly felt a hand gripping the back of his head very hard, as he was pulled up to standing position by the blond bartender. "I'd appreciate it if you'd stop sexually harassing our little vanguard." Kusanagi went into mother-hen-watching-over-her-baby-chicks mode.
"Alright, alright! Sheesh I was just joking around."
Yata turned her head when she heard slurping on the other side of the couch. There sat Kanamoto Rikio, eating his third bowl of ramen. Spilled soup and food particles were scattered all over the portly man's clothes and face. "Oi! If you guys are nagging me so much, then why don't you say something to Kanamoto! There's no way a girl would want a fat slob that only eats all day long!"
Surprised by the words, Rikio choked on his food and began to cough. "Y-Y-Yata-san! Why are you bringing me into this!?"
"Yata, you should know this better than anyone else. When Kanamoto goes into his summer-mode and slims down, he has girls constantly all over him. So, even if it's only once a year, he still gets plenty of action," Dewa replied.
Something snapped within the amber-eyed girl. Misaki was a volcano ready to erupt and spew fiery brimstone and lava any second. Without saying a word, Misaki stood up and clenched her fists.
"Uhhh…Yata-san? Are you al—"
Kanamoto's words were cut off as the girl started screaming out, "FINE! I GOT IT! I'LL GO GET A BOYFRIEND AND PROVE ALL YOU DUMB FUCKERS THAT I CAN DO IT TOO! GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!"
The crow quickly grabbed her skateboard and ran out of the bar, slamming the door shut before speeding off home.
The rest of the Red clansmen sat in silence, realizing that they might have pushed their joke a little too far.
"…I hope Yata doesn't go and do anything reckless," Shouhei said, while sweat began to drip down his face.
The Red clansmen all nodded in unison.
The following day, Yata determined to follow through with her vow. Ready for action, the girl began her mission at the number one pick-up spot in downtown Shizume City. Worried about what may happen to the little vanguard, Kusanagi forced Chitose and Kanamoto to watch over her. Hiding behind one of the buildings across the street from Misaki, the two saw her sitting on a handrail, looking nervous and unsure on what to do.
"Yata-san…is she going to be alright? She didn't even try to dress like a girl…" Kanamoto whispered.
"I don't think she even knows how to approach a person if it isn't to call them out and threaten to beat the crap out of them," Chitose said with a heavy sigh.
Sure enough, only five minutes had passed when the two Red clansmen heard the amber-eyed girl shouting out. "What did you say, you fucking bastard? I'm going to kick the shit out of you!"
"Sheesh, we only asked you if you were a girl or a boy 'cause we couldn't tell by looking at your clothes! You must be real unpopular with the guys," a brunette said to the little crow.
The next thing Kanamoto and Chitose witnessed was the man being punched straight in the gut, get thrown into the air, and then roundhouse kicked right into a fruit stand five feet away. There were screams all around the chestnut-haired girl as she began to slam her fist into the second man's face, knocking a few of his teeth out in the process.
"…" The two Red clansmen sighed.
"Ugh…well we should probably go grab her before the police come…"
The two ran across the street, and Kanamoto scooped up the vanguard. Chitose and Rikio ran as fast as they could back towards HOMRA, while Yata screamed and flailed about.
In order to prevent that disaster again, the Red clansmen all decided that they would help by setting her up with people they knew. Fujishima Kousuke tried setting the girl up with one of his friends, who also had interests in skateboarding and video games. Everything worked out pretty smoothly, until he tried to put an arm around the girl. It ultimately ended with the friend having a black eye.
Chitose tried next, as he asked one of his friends that he would occasionally go clubbing with. Now, the man was known for being a flirt at times, but Yoh figured it would at least be a start if he could charm the little crow into relaxing for once. Unfortunately, the man's playboy nature didn't sit well with Misaki, and she proceeded to fling him straight into oblivion when he tried to kiss her.
As the last man standing, Akagi Shouhei got the chestnut-hair girl an invite to a goukon with a group of college women he was friends with. The Red clansmen all took time to help the girl prepare, as they borrowed girl clothes and makeup from one of their sisters. Misaki remained shy and quiet, as she sat with the other women. She wasn't used to having girl friends due to her violent nature. However, when the group had reconvened at a karaoke room, one of the guys intentionally brushed his hand against Yata's chest, which resulted in the entire room being set on fire.
Tired and irritated, the Red clansman all began to wave a white flag, as they realized their attempts were all in vain. "That girl's lack of experience is her biggest weakness. She just solves everything with violence because she doesn't know what to do," Chitose said with a groan.
"Once a clueless virgin, always a clueless virgin," Eric chimed in.
"Ughh, this is hopeless! There is no guy in the world that would ever be interested in such a fierce, unfeminine girl! Yata should just give up and realize that it's too late for her to even try to learn how to have that kind of relationship," Bandou said angrily.
Unaware that the girl was right outside the door, Misaki stopped and stood quietly. The words hit her harder than she would have expected. The chestnut-haired girl knew she wasn't the gentlest and girliest person in the world, but it hurt to know that even her friends thought she was a lost cause. The girl began to feel tears coming from her amber-colored eyes. Releasing the door knob, Yata turned and started to run away from HOMRA.
When she ran passed the window, Kanamoto saw Misaki dashing by with tears in her eyes. "Yata-san!?" Rikio shouted.
The girl didn't stop though. The little vanguard continued to charge down the street, trying to get back to her apartment as soon as possible. Coincidentally, Fushimi Saruhiko was finishing up his duties for the day and was walking back towards Scepter 4's headquarters. Across the street, he could see the chestnut-haired girl approaching quickly.
Excited and prepared to find some way to tease the girl, Saruhiko was ready to call out to her…until he noticed that Misaki was crying hard. Unable to say a word, the Blue clansman watched her disappear down the street.
"…What the hell happened to her…" Fushimi muttered under his breath.
The direction the girl had come from was where HOMRA was located. Determined to know what was upsetting the crow, he began to walk towards to Red clansmen's home base.
Not long after the Scepter 4 officer had arrived at the bar, did he notice Kanamoto coming out the front door.
"Hey pig man. Come here for a sec," the blue-haired man said with a deadly stare.
"Huh? Saru? What the hell are you doing here?"
"Shut up, and come here for a sec."
With half a mind telling him to run away, the portly man decided to cautiously approach the Blue clansman, as he said, "What do you want?"
"Why was Misaki crying when I saw her running down the street just now?"
Rikio's face began to look depressed. The blond man explained what had happened within the past few days, and how Misaki was determined to prove her fellow clansmen wrong about her being unable to get a boyfriend. "She must have overheard what we were talking about. I feel really guilty about it, since we were the ones that provoked her in the first place."
Fushimi clicked in tongue. "Tch, how worthless," the blue-eyed man said, as he headed towards the vanguard's apartment.
"If you see Yata-san, let her know that we're sorry!" Kanamoto called out.
When the Blue clansman approached Misaki's residence, he spotted the little crow sitting on a park bench with her knees tucked up to her chest. Lost in her troubles, the girl didn't even notice Saruhiko until he was standing right in front of her.
"Saru…" Yata was unable to say anything else. She could feel the tears begin to well up in her eyes again.
The blue-eyed man clicked his tongue and sat down beside the Red clansman. Breathing out a deep sigh, Saruhiko turned and said, "Misaki, why don't you try it out with me, and let me help you gain some experience?"
The chestnut-haired girl's eyes widened, as she simply replied, "Eh?"