I don't even know how my brain even came up with this...my friend told me he drew Asuna with a spoon and this is what came to mind.. ;-;

So yeah, weird stuff coming right up.. don't say I didn't warn you. ;P

Disclaimer: Sadly I do not own Sword Art Online (but if I did...hehe... all the smut you'd ever see :3)


Asuna left Kirito's and her bedroom in their house that was located in the middle of the forest on the 22nd floor and walked through the corridor towards their kitchen.

She had no trouble in finding the cutlery draw, selected a silver spoon that seemed to gleam in the rays of midday sun that shone through the window and swiftly shut the draw which made a small clatter. Asuna smiled to herself as to what she needed the spoon for... it felt so right, like it was her duty as Kirito's wife.

Asuna gracefully walked backed into the bedroom and quickly jumped on to the bed where she was welcomed with Kirito holding a bowl out to her. She gently took it from his hands. Asuna peered into the bowl and was reunited with the blush that had just diminished a few minutes ago. She let out a raspy breath as she looked at the bowl's contents.

Inside the bowl was not new to Asuna at all, neither was it new to Kirito. But Asuna knew this was one of many reasons she loved Kirito. Asuna took her spoon and slipped it in to the inside of the bowl. Asuna acquired a spoonful of whatever it was in her bowl and brought the spoon to her lips, she opened her mouth and took the substance with pleasure.

Asuna slightly contorted her face as she chewed the food within her mouth but the blush on her face deepened as she swallowed.

Kirito stared at her in amazement. He did not know what caused his wife's abnormal behavior but he wasn't going to complain at all, he rather enjoyed the scene.

Kirito blushed even further as he spoke, "So.. uh.. h-how is it.. Asuna?", his tone seemed to include a nervous tone as he scratched his nose.

Asuna replied in full earnest, "It tastes so good Kirito-kun! What else could be used to describe Kirito-kun's sperm?".Her words entered Kirito's ears and he looked at Asuna's face, fully grasping the meanings of her words shown by her face. Asuna seemed entranced as she spoke her words, seeming to be lost in a flavorsome blast of saltiness.

Kirito felt a little light-headed, he always seemed to whenever they participated in this intimate act. Just the thought of the most beautiful woman in Aincrad doing something so perverted could give anybody an amazing feeling that went straight through their nerves.

Both slightly cringing at the scraping sound of Asuna's spoon on the bowl notified them that she was finished.

"Arigato Kirito-kun!", Asuna bowed her head slightly, "I guess you wouldn't want to kiss me for a few hours, ne Kirito-kun?"

Meeting his gaze with his wife's, Kirito leaned over Asuna and kissed her passionately. After a couple minutes their natural instinct to breathe kicked in and both reluctantly pulled back,"I love you, so much Asuna" Kirito murmured this as he placed his face in the crook of Asuna's neck and took in her scent.

Asuna smiled warmly and nodded, "I love you too Kirito-kun". Asuna snaked her arms around Kirito and closed her eyes, savoring his warmth, never wanting to leave it.


I really do hope you got to end of this. First time so please, no flames? :)

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