Mega thanks to Echo The Hedgehog for the idea of using Tikal! Here's a Supah cookie, a cookie with the power of all the world's cookies combined! And some supah-milk! Enjoy! Numbers 7, 8, 19, 20, and 21 are credit to Animefanatic223.
25 THINGS YOU SHOULDN'T DO TO TIKAL
1)Don't call her a hippie
2)Don't hide in a lake and talk to her, making her believe it's Chaos
3)Don't show her all the tentecle rape pictures of her and Chaos on the internet.
4)Don't call her a Tree-Hugging Wuss...or a hippe for short.
5)Don't try and chase her when she goes into that ball of light thing she does in Sonic Adventure, screaming, "OMG! JESUS!"
6)When she does that ball of light thing and starts talking, don't swat her down with a flyswatter, screaming, "SHUT UP NAVI!!!!!!"
7) Don't show her a glass of water, tell her it's Chaos, then drink it.
8) If you do, don't continue drinking more glasses of water just to watch her freak out
9)Don't ask how she travels foward in time to assist Sonic and co.
10)If you do, don't be suprised when she holds out bong and a bag of weed
11)Don't ask if the Chao are really her children and Chaos is the daddy.
12)Don't remind her that she died a virgin
13)If you do, don't laugh and call her flat-chested and ugly
14)If you do, don't trip and fall when she summons Chaos to come kill your ass
15)Don't show her a TV
16)If you do, don't be suprised when she starts smashing the box, screaming that someone's trapped in there
17)Don't get her to explain how violence is always wrong
18)If you do, punch her in the throat while she's explaining and then see what happens.
19) Don't give her a pair of headphones, then play rock and roll music.
20) If you do, don't laugh and take pictures of her screaming in agony and begging you to 'turn off that NOISE!!'
21) Don't trick her into joining the army.
22)Don't tell her that the world is now a beautiful, peaceful place, with lots of flowers and candy.
23)If you do, don't get Silver to warp you to New York City, Base of the Twin Towers, September 11th, 2001.
24)Don't talk to her in L33T
25)Don't introduce her to Big the cat and tell her, "This is your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandson from the future!"
EXTRA:Don't introduce her to me, or I'll completely destroy her hearing with my Happy Hardcore and Bouncy Techno mixes.
(There ya go! 25 things you shouldn't do to everyone's favorite, time-traveling hippie! Let's see...who's NEXT?)