Author's Notes: I'm terrible. This is my dirty secret pairing. I'm sorry, HM Fandom. The rating is just in case, but really, it's not detailed.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, blah blah, you know the drill.

This was wrong.

Gwen whimpered as Kurt's hands roamed up and down her body. Outside, her grandfather was making a list of the supplied they needed for tomorrow. While they were doing this, Joe was in the bathroom, taking a shower. There was a chance that either one of them could walk in on them. They could witness them doing such a thing in the middle of the store. Despite knowing this, they didn't care. They couldn't stop what they felt for each other.

She reached up and cupped his cheek. He leaned into the touch for a moment before turning his head and kissing the palm of her hand. Kurt quickly became aggressive and pulled her close to him. It happened so quickly. She was in such a state of ecstasy that she didn't notice him pushing her underwear inside and pushing himself inside her.

They were sloppy and quick but they enjoyed it. Every thrust, every movement, felt amazing and wonderful. They never wanted it to end. It did end, sooner than they wanted it to. Kurt rest his forehead against hers, his deep and quick breaths mingling with hers and warming her face more. Gwen wrapped her arms around his shoulders and held him close. "You should sleep with me tonight."

"I'm not sneaking in through your bedroom window again. Last time my back went out," Kurt pointed out, moving so his weight rested on his forearms. "I don't think you understand how complicated it was telling your grandfather how I did it without letting him know our secret."

She chuckled. "You're right."

They pulled apart and straightened themselves out. Just as they returned to their earlier positions, Gwen at the stove and Kurt sitting at the table, the two doors opened. Joe and Woody walked into the room, oblivious to what had happened between the two. And that was how it would stay.

What went on between them behind Joe and Woody's back would stay in the dark. No one would know and they would make sure they kept all evidence hidden away.

That was how their lives meant it to happen.