Fun Time Being With U
Summary: Natsu was forced to go to this summer camp for "mentally ill" teens. There he meets a multi personality guy named Loki, a drama maniac named Jellal, a guy that's obsessed with weather named Laxus and a rude stuck up counsellor named Gray.
Written by: Ken'sHoe
Dedication: My bitch, FairyTailFTW8D, who helped me through dis story. Naw, I'm kidding, she was fucking useless trough all of dis.
Original concept by: Hiro Mashima, creator of Fairy Tail.
CHAPTER 1: WELCOME TO CABIN 5
"Do I have to go?" Natsu asked, for the 3rd time that day, in a fairly glum, yet annoyed tone. The father, Igneel, sighed when hearing his son ask that question, AGAIN.
"Yes son, this camp will be full of people just like you!" Igneel smiled cheerfully, but Natsu gave him an even annoyed face.
"Like, crazy people just like me?" Natsu asked. People thought he was crazy. Many people did, something happened in the past, and Natsu hated to talk about it out loud.
"No, of course not. You're not crazy," Igneel lied. Yes, even his own father thought he was absolutely insane. "You're just-," Igneel stopped hesitantly, he didn't know what to say. He was a very bad liar anyways.
"What? Say it out loud. What am I?" Natsu angrily said. He had enough of this. He couldn't tolerate more than a second of this, it was sickening to him.
"Please son, let's not make this as dramatic as a vampire love story alright?" Igneel joked. It didn't make Natsu laugh. "A-Anyways," Igneel continued after the awkward silence the two together had. "Please just go in, if you don't you'll miss the opening ceremony. I'll bring your stuff to the cabin so-,"
"I don't need you to bring my stuff. I'm perfectly capable by myself," Natsu said in a rude tone. Igneel just had to smile. His son was always stubborn. Natsu tugged the suitcases from Igneel's hands and rolled them in to his cabin. Cabin 5.
Igneel waved goodbye at Natsu's back, knowing he'll never turn around, and went into his car. Before Igneel drove way, he rolled down the windows and yelled, "Don't skip the opening ceremony!"
…
Natsu skipped anyways.
He didn't need an old man telling him what to do. Natsu followed his own rules. Natsu took out a cigarette and went behind Cabin 5, the place he was assigned to, to smoke it. He laughed as he saw the "No Smoking" sign and the "No Littering" sign while he threw his empty box of smokes on the floor, stepped on it and took out a new pack.
A rustling sound came near him. Natsu spun himself around in a 360 and saw an average muscular guy with raven hair and a pretty face. "What the fuck are you looking at?" Natsu asked. The man simply shrugged.
"I'm just looking at you because all campers are supposed to be at the auditorium," the man smirked. Natsu scoffed.
"I don't think you're the boss of me," Natsy said back. The raven haired guy laughed. Suddenly, Natsu had a second of doubt. This guy wasn't even flinching.
"I think I am. Hi. I'm Gray Fullbuster. The counsellor for Cabin 5," "Gray" just had to smirk more. He loved making this pink haired guy get angry, it made Gray a lot… entertained.
"Cabin 5, huh? I guess I'll be seeing you a lot this summer," Two could play at that game. It was simply a mind game he was doing. Sure, go ahead, mess with any other person's mind. But when you mess with Natsu's, you would get the exact same punishment back, but double the messing.
"Sure we are. Morning, Afternoon, Night. Hey, I even got to sleep with my most troubled kids. Make sure they don't… run away," Gray looked up and down at Natsu. He had a feeling that Natsu, would definitely be the one he had to sleep with. On the other hand, Natsu felt disgusted at Gray "checking him out", "Anyways. I'm guessing you're… Natsu Dragneel?"
"How'd you know?" Natsu asked. He shoved his hands into his pockets. Gray simply waved a bunch of papers in front of his face.
"This document shows all the things everyone has done. Well, if you're in Cabin 5, you have a lot of things to undo," Gray said, but Natsu only cared about the "undo" part.
"Undo? What do I have to "undo"?" Natsu questioned.
"The bad stuff. Here at this camp, they sort of replay your life. But anyways, you'll learn more about this later," Gray turned and walked away.
"W-When will I learn about this?" Natsu stammered. He didn't know why he did exactly. Maybe he was just scared of Gray and his taunting ways.
"At the ceremony. Too bad you weren't there. Now get inside,"
…
Natsu slowly walked into the cabin. This time, he wasn't alone. Yet there weren't much company in there either. There were 3 men. A pretty looking boy that that had dark orange spiked up hair. A large buff man that was blonde, and a young looking handsome looking blue haired boy, yet the scar completely ruined his beautiful face.
"Who are you?" the large buff man asked. Natsu glared at him but replaced it with a slight smile.
"Natsu. New camper. Supposedly in Cabin 5. What about you?" Natsu introduced. The blonde man pointed to the dark orange haired one first.
"That's Loki, 2nd year at Camp Help." next he pointed to the scar boy. "He's Jellal. 2nd year, has a twin, but less crazy then he is," Jellal blushed as if what Laxus said was a compliment. "And I'm Laxus. 3rd year at camp,"
Natsu examined all 3. They looked normal. Or at least, not that crazy.
"Anyways, Cabin 5 huh? They sent you here? Guess you must've done something bad…," Jellal stepped up to confront Natsu. Natsu didn't understand what he was saying though.
"Bad? Why? Cabin 5 haunted or something?" Natsu joked. But from the other 3's faces, they didn't really consider it as a joke. More as…a fact.
"Not haunted really. But Cabin 5 has a reputation," Laxus sat on one of the lower banks and had to bend down to fit.
"What sort of "reputation"?" Natsu knew a lot about reputations. He was often bashed out of groups at his old school. His whole middle school life was a mess considering all the rumours people talked about.
"It's well, pretty much where the most insane freaks live. Cabin 5 has always scared other cabins. Except for Cabin 1 of course, they act so snotty. Not even that special," Laxus rolled his eyes at the "elite" team of the camp.
"Wow. So even a camp has a reputation," Natsu mummered to himself. "What about you guys? You call yourself insane, and you're not bothered," Natsu asked in a very unexpected yet surprised voice. Laxus shrugged.
"Maybe we're able to control our emotions better than-,".Laxus stopped right in the middle and stared outside the window. Then his eyes went emotionless and started with, "In the evening there will be a thunder of storms coming our way with a hint of frozen ice," after, Laxus just said some things no one could even understand.
"… what's he doing?" Natsu whispered over to Jellal. Jellal simply laughed.
"That's his thing. All of us are insane like that. With Laxus, you don't even need a T.V or a news broadcast. But… sometimes malfunctions can come like-,"
"NEVER MIND! THE EVENING WILL SIMPLY HAVE COLD TEMPATURE WITH LIGHT RAIN!" Laxus screamed. Natsu had to jump back in surprise, but Loki and Jellal stood there as if they were used to it.
"-that," Jellal continued. Natsu nodded in a motion of "No duh!". But suddenly, while Laxus was babbling off about the next 2 years of weather, Jellal fainted.
"U-Uhm! Someone call the counsellor or dial 911!" Natsu panicked. He dropped down to his knees and began shaking Jellal (If you are a good little boy/girl, you would NOT shake an injured person, okay?). But Loki just stood there. "Oh Loki, not you too! Snap out of it!"
"No, no, Jellal will wake in a couple of seconds. Just wait," Loki reassured. Natsu gulped, and walked backwards from Jellal. Then suddenly, right after, Jellal popped open his eyes and jumped to his feet. "I know who you are," Jellal said in a girly voice. He then had a serious look on his face. "Say it, say it out loud," Jellal glared at no one with a deep sexy tone.
"What the fuck is happening now?" Natsu asked Loki in a whisper. It looked as if Jellal was reciting the lines of Twilight.
"Meet Jellal, the drama maniac. With him, no one will ever need to watch another drama on the T.V ever again," Loki explained. Natsu began thinking that Cabin 5 as the most insane place on Earth, babbbling news reporters, scary drama freaks… what will happen to Loki?!
"W-What's your mental ability?" Natsu asked. He was scared that Loki might faint or get scary eyes like the other two, but he stayed normal.
"Well, my ability is hard to explain. It's multi-," Suddenly Loki shoved Natsu on the bed. Natsu shruggled to get up but he couldn't.
"Let's have sex, my honey," Loki smiled princely like a host to Natsu, that he almost blushed. Luckily, Natsu was able pushed Loki off of him and let him roll on to the floor.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" Natsu angrily exclaimed. Suddenly, Loki had a sad face on.
"Don't you love me anymore my honey? We used to have sex every night…," Loki said glumly. This time, Natsu blushed in embarrassment.
"I never had… sex with YOU before!" Natsu denied. Loki then, changed emotions and had a cute puppy dog face on.
"Hehe! Well um, my mommy says that my bed time is 8:00! But I sometimes sleep at 8:10 without her knowing!" Loki laughed in a whisper. Natsu looked at him like he was absolutely insane.
"Loki. The multi-personality guy," a familiar voice said from behind. Natsu spun around, and he saw the most normal guy he's seen all day at Camp Help, Gray.
"S-So, these people always act like this?" Natsu shivered at the thought of Loki pushing him down every day onto the bed demanding for sex, or Jellal suddenly popping up with bows and arrows shouting "TO DISTRICT 12!", worst of all, Laxus would have that creepy face on saying things in his sleep like, "In 2020 the world will have a small earthquake in the west side of USA,". Gray nodded sideways, as if he was saying "sort of".
"From time to time, often it's mostly when they feel excitement or sadness," Gray told Natsu. Natsu nodded and slumped onto his bed while Gray popped some pills into each of the three men mouths.
"What's that?" Natsu eyed the bottle of pills.
"Non hyperactive pills. Keep them chill for a while until they return to themselves," Gray said. He popped one into Natsu's mouth too.
"Hey! What was that for?" Natsu asked as he spat out his pill, but Gray pushed another one into his mouth.
"These guys might rub off the weirdness on you. Don't want that happening. You should take these every day, just in case," Gray explained. Natsu sat in an awkward silence then took the bottle from Gray's hands.
"Thanks," Natsu mumbled. Gray smirked. "Anyways, do all of the people at Camp Help have these abilities to shut off?" Natsu questioned. Gray looked impressed for a second at Natsu's conclusion but quickly looked away after.
"No. Only here," Gray told him.
"Welcome to Cabin 5,"
Those were the only lines I could think of for Twilight.
From yo bitch to yo inner bitch,
FUCK U - Ken'sHoe