A/n: I FIND IT AMAZING THAT NOBODY HAS EVER EXPLORED THE POSSIBILITIES OF THIS FASCINATING CROSSOVER BEFORE, BUT THAT IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR, CLEARLY.
Envy, Enraged, Flies back to Da Club
ENVY SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT WITH HIS SHITTY LUCK, HE'D END UP THIS WAY. HE WAS CURRENTLY TAKING A TAXI TO THE CLUB AND HE SWORE TO HIMSELF THAT HE WOULD DESTROY HIS ENEMY AND TEAR THE MOTHER DOWN.
HIS FATHER DIDN'T LOVE HIM, HIS SIBLINGS DIDN'T LOVE HIIM, NO ONE LOVED HIM. AND THEN HE'D SOMEHOW GOTTEN KILLED BY MOTHERFUCKING FIDDY CENT OF ALL PEOPLE. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT FIDDY WAS A HIGH-CLASS ALCHEMIST? WHO WOULD HAVE KNOW THAT HE WAS A RAPPER BY DAY THE 9-BULLET ALCHEMIST BY NIGHT?
BUT ENVY WOULD HAVE HIS REVENGE. EVEN IF HE HAD COME BACK IN FAIRY FORM WITH THE WINGS OF A GODDAMMN PENGUIN. IT WAS EMBARRASSING.