Universal Championship Wrestling presents... Project X, Week 1.

Squidward: 'Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the first edition of Project X on its new station XNN! My name is Squidward Tentacles and I'm joined by Kif Kroker and Greg Sanders! After Internet Incident, we are on the road to Three Chains of Destiny, where The Wild Kru and a mystery captain to be determined by DJ Diddy Dog, shall face off with teams that represent the TWA, CWF & CASZ!'

Kif: 'Last night, Homer Simpson let everyone know that he is loyal to UCW when he smashed Alex Armington's face in! And what a picture we were left with at the end... Homer, Bugs and Mickey standing together over the fallen TWA World champion!'

Greg: 'Way to represent! As a reward for his loyalty, Homer Simpson has been given a shot at a traitor tonight though... the new No Holds Barred champion Shadow the Hedgehog in a No DQ match! Shadow's going to pay for selling us out!'

Kif: 'But let's open the show with our opening match! To you, Megaman!'

Megaman: 'This next contest is a mixed tag team match, scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by WereGarurumon & WarGreymon, they are 'The Fire of Courage' FLAMEDRAMON, and the Ladies' Night Battle Royal winner, TERRA!'

Here We Go from the Digimon Movie Soundtrack hit and it brought out the digimon set to tangle with the dWo at Three Chains of Destiny in a War Games match, with a pissed-off Terra, whose victory in the Ladies' Night Battle Royal was spoiled by a vindictive Vicky Carper, who Terra eliminated.

Megaman: 'And their opponents, accompanied by the Dragon World Order, 'American Dragon' JAKE LONG and VICKY CARPER!'

The dWo's theme played and Jake Long made his entrance with Vicky Carper, who immediately locked eyes with Terra as the two teams went face to face in the ring. The ref rang the bell to get the bout underway. Jake started with the digimon he got to quit at Internet Incident, Flamedramon.

Long jumped on Flamedramon with some forearms to start the match before hitting a John Morrison-esque spinning leg drop. Flamedramon fought back with some punches and a kick to the gut. He went for a Fire Rocket before Long scurried away and tagged in Vicky.

Terra had to come in of course as well. Terra gained the initial advantage, smashing Vicky's head into the buckles and hitting a running bulldog. She went for the cover but got nothing. Vicky distracted the referee enough to allow Long to nail Terra in the back.

Vicky tied Terra up in the ropes and hit some stiff kicks to the back before cinching in a Camel Clutch. Vicky broke the hold hitting some cross faces. Terra fought back briefly before getting caught with a side suplex, but Terra hit a hurricanrana to get out of it and a tag was made.

Long knocked Flamedramon to the mat but Flamedramon quickly rose up and hit some clotheslines and a flying forearm. Flamedramon hit an enziguri and followed it up with a whisper in the wind. Flamedramon went for the Blueblaze (Swanton Bomb), but Vicky came over to interfere.

Terra cut her off but bought Long enough time to make a go at Flamedramon up top. Flamedramon knocked Long off his perch and connected with the Blueblaze for the pinfall victory.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners, TERRA & FLAMEDRAMON, THE FIRE OF COURAGE!'

Vicky looked to get into it with Terra again, but the dWo just pulled her from the ring once they saw WarGreymon & WereGarurumon standing on either side of the battle royal winner. Vicky mouthed 'Next time!' and Terra gladly nodded at the challenge.

--Commercial Break--

Squidward: 'Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news! The TWA have finally announced their team lineup for Three Chains of Destiny: it's going to be that "Judas" Shadow the Hedgehog, Blue Machismo Buster Bunny, HIM, Stone Cold Sharkboy and the team captain, Eddie Mofeta Jr.!'

Greg: 'Shadow's shacking up with the TWA team? That's another insult to us, considering he's holding our No Holds Barred title!'

Kif: 'Don't worry about it, Greg... Homer's going to smash Shadow's face in and then either Ghost Rider or Bart Simpson is going to reclaim our belt!'

Backstage

DJ: 'What a PPV! I think we got our biggest buyrate yet! What idiots the TWA are: they're just adding to my promotion's money-making!'

Mickey walked into the room.

DJ: 'Just say what you need to.'

Mickey: 'Okay... Armington is dead meat at Three Chains. I will see to that... and then I'm challenging for my title!'

DJ: 'So you want a UCW Undisputed title match at Fury of Kiva?'

Mickey: 'In so many words. But I'll save fighting for me until I'm done fighting for the company! You have anything for me tonight?'

DJ: 'Glad you asked. I'll give you a tune-up for Armington tonight. On Project X, it's you and Tyzonn versus... Ed & Double D. Go get ready.'

Mickey: 'Right.'

Mickey left and then DJ turned to the camera: 'And also, I have made a new match for Three Chains of Destiny. After their battle last night, it is going to be Vicky Carper versus Terra for the brand new UCW Queen of Chaos Championship!'

Back in the arena

Megaman: 'This next match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Springfield, he is the captain of Team Bartman, he is BART SIMPSON!'

The former No Holds Barred champion walked down to the ring, still feeling the effects from his match with Shadow at Internet Incident. He got into the ring and waited patiently in the corner.

Megaman: 'And his opponent... accompanied to the ring by Spiderman, from Manhattan, New York, weighing in at 250lbs, he is SHOCKER!'

Shocker had made an alliance with his former enemy Spiderman, both walking towards the ring. Shocker wasn't in a good mood after losing his USEW World title to Bugs Bunny last night and he showed it as the referee rang the bell. Shocker locked right up with Bart and then tossed him hard to the outside of the ring. Shocker immediately chased him and tossed him right back into the ring.

Bart hit some arm drags before the two rolled around a bit and exchanged chops and then some kicks. Shocker got a rake to the eyes and then hit a stiff kick to Bart's back. Shocker slapped on a rear chin lock and used some intense elbow drops to keep the pressure up. Shocker moved to a neck vice before getting tagged in the head with a Bart kick.

Bart tried to pounce and capitalize, but Shocker tagged him right back, this time landing a kick to the face. Shocker grabbed a side headlock, which Bart fought out of, but still couldn't manage to shake the persistent Shocker.

Shocker went for a top rope DDT, but Bart flew off the top rope with a clothesline and then a wheel kick. He hit a running knee in the corner but Shocker escaped the bulldog attempt. Shocker came flying back at Simpson but got caught with the B-Side Driver. One cover later and this one is history.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner, BART SIMPSON!'

Bart Simpson had put Shadow the Hedgehog and Ghost Rider on notice heading into their Triple Threat match for the No Holds Barred championship.

Squidward: 'Here's another announcement: on the go-home edition of UCW before Three Chains of Destiny, Project X will have a huge main event! It is going to be UCW Undisputed Champion Bugs Bunny, UCW Triple Crown World Tag Team champions WarGreymon & WereGarurumon and King Mickey going up against CWF World Heavyweight champion Naruto Uzamaki, CWF World Tag Team champions Eric Cartman & Kenny McCormick and CWF United States champion Sokka in a UCW vs. CWF 8-man tag match!'

Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy played on the titantron, bringing Eddy down the ramp to the ring. On Cartoon Anime Soceity Z, Eddy was challenged by CASZ Owner Jean Kazuhiza after Eddy's treatment of Double D & Ed in the CWF. Eddy took the microphone. Eddy was flying the UCW colors on his T-shirt.

Eddy: 'A guy by the name of Jean Kazuhiza has challenged me because of my pranks I pull on Double D and Ed. I said it in the CWF and I'll say it here in UCW now that I no longer hold the 6-man tag titles with them... when you outgrow something, you throw it to the side and move on with your life. I'm on my own and I'm planning a takeover soon! As for you, Jean... whatever you'd like to have against me: a wrestling match, a game of chess, soccer, basketball, what the hell ever! I accept your challenge! And as for Ed & Double D, goodbye and good luck!'

Eddy dropped the microphone and walked away from the ring as the fans didn't know what to think.

--Commercial Break--

Megaman: 'This tag team contest is set for one fall with a thirty-minute time-limit! Introducing fir--!'

The weird video appeared on the titantron again.

Wake Up...

Break the Chain...

Wake Up...

He's coming...

Megaman continued: 'Introducing first, from Peach Creek, California, DOUBLE D & ED!'

The Pretender brought Ed & Double into the arena. They must've been expecting Eddy to break away sooner or later as he had done in the CWF. Double D acknowledged the fans by throwing his hands in the air in appreciation.

Megaman: 'And their opponents, both representing Disney and accompanied to the ring by Goofy, Max Goof & Donald Duck, 'The Man of Mercury' TYZONN and 'The King of Kings' KING MICKEY!'

King of Kings hit and brought out Team Disney in its entirety. The collective group may have had a bad result in the Annihilation and Elimination match... but King Mickey managed to have a good ending to the PPV, flattening Alex Armington with his 720 Disney Cannonbomb.

King Mickey and Tyzonn played a game of rock, paper, scissors to decide who started against Ed. Tyzonn won the game, and Mickey begrudgingly moved to the apron. Ed hit a nice implant DDT and a leg drop before going for a quick cover. Double D tagged in and stared down Tyzonn. The two circled it up and locked horns in the middle of the ring.

Tyzonn grabbed a headlock and then reminded everyone he had the headlock on a million times. He hit a shoulder block and gloated a little more before Double D made him pay with some kicks to the head. Tyzonn slumped in the corner and Double D told him to bring it on, but Tyzonn hesitated. He finally came out with some punches and a bodyslam before tagging in King Mickey who missed an elbow drop.

Ed tagged in and he and Double D hit a double leg drop before going for another cover. Ed whipped Mickey to the corner but Mickey avoided the follow up splash and Tyzonn came running down the apron with a clothesline. Tyzonn tagged in and Mickey and he hit some double knees in the corner before Tyzonn went for a cover attempt. Tyzonn slapped on a rear face lock before Ed fought out with some elbows.

Tyzonn cut Ed off, tossing him to the mat and tagged in Mickey. Mickey came in and whipped Ed to the ropes and hit a running forearm before hitting a running face wash kick. Mickey went for a cover but only got a two count. Tyzonn tagged in again and slapped on that rear face lock, with Ed bleeding from the mouth. Ed fought out and made the tag to Double D.

Double D came in and hit some clotheslines before tagging Tyzonn with a kick to the face. Double D followed it up with a monkey flip out of the corner and then kicked Mickey in the face just because and sent him to the outside. Double D hit another kick to the face on Tyzonn and then hit a rolling senton splash. Ed went for a flipping leg drop, but Mickey dragged him down to the floor.

Double D hit a plancha suicida to the outside taking out Mickey and Ed recovered quickly enough and went for a springboard splash, but Tyzonn kicked the ropes just in time and managed to roll Ed up with his feet on the ropes for the win.

Megaman: 'Here are your winners, TYZONN and KING MICKEY!'

Mickey grabbed the microphone: 'Hey, Armington... this Lucha Libre enough for ya?'

Mickey handed the microphone to Tyzonn as he climbed the top rope and popped off a 900 Disney Cannonbomb on an unsuspecting Double D. The fans cheered that unbelievable move.

Mickey took back the microphone: 'I can fly higher, Armington! You better chew up those guitar pieces hard... because I'm bringing my A-plus-plus game!'

--Commercial Break--

Squidward: 'Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. What a message Mickey just sent to Alex Armington! They will collide in five weeks at Three Chains of Destiny in a Lucha Libre-rules Grudge match!'

Kif: 'Can the TWA World champion back up his trash talk and constant invasions and beat King Mickey? Or shall UCW's representative take the match?'

Greg: 'Digimon versus the Dragon World Order in a double-ring, cage match! WarGreymon, WereGarurumon and Flamedramon face off with Jake Long, Meowth, Chris Griffin and Cheeseburger Eddy... with a mystery partner waiting in the wings!'

Kif: 'WarGreymon & WereGarurumon ended the violent reign of Scorpion & Sub Zero as Tag Team champions... can they win again with the Fire of Courage on their side?'

Squidward: 'Interpromotional main events as the champions of each company face off in a 4-Way elimination match!'

Greg: 'Currently, its Bugs Bunny against Alex Armington against Grifter against Naruto Uzamaki, but anything can change between now and Three Chains!'

Squidward: 'And the main event: a 20-man, four-corners Survivor Series match! It shall be Sylvester the Cat, Daffy Duck, Mas Y Menos and a mystery captain representing UCW, against Danny Phantom, Eric Cartman, Sokka, Ichigo Kurosaki & Chiro of Team CWF against Dave the Barbarian, Megatron, Eddward Elric and Crystal Eek with a mystery partner of Team CASZ and as I announced earlier, the team of TWA shall be represented by Blue Machismo Buster Bunny, Stone Cold Sharkboy, HIM, No Holds Barred champion Shadow the Hedgehog and Eddie Mofeta Jr.!'

Kif: 'Come on, UCW! You can win this thing!'

Greg: 'Oh, yeah... he has promised to make his debut and "Break the Chains" so to speak... I can't wait to see this guy!'

Squidward: 'All these matches and more at Three Chains of Destiny! Also, the official theme song for the PPV is Wait by Earshot from their album Two. In stores now!'

Megaman: 'This next contest is your Project X non-title, No Holds Barred main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, the undisputed UCW No Holds Barred champion, hailing from the Hill Zone, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG!'

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor xXx mix by Drowning Pool hit. The darker partner of Sonic the Hedgehog hit the ring, getting a very frosty reception from the crowd in attendance. They noticed he had spray-painted 'TWA' over the No Holds Barred title belt. This made the crowd boo even harder.

Megaman: 'And his opponent, from Springfield, proudly representing UCW and the Simpsons, he is the Homing Missile, he is HOMER SIMPSON!'

Homer was all business on this night... ready to teach the traitorous punk a lesson in respect. The ref took the title belt from Shadow, handed it to the timekeeper and called for the bell. The two started going at it right in the middle of the ring. Shadow got stupid and tried to bodyslam the big man and of course, Homer Simpson went nowhere and just clubbed him to the canvas.

Shadow grabbed a Singapore cane and swatted at Homer Simpson, but Homer Simpson caught it and broke it in half after bashing Shadow on the head with it. Homer Simpson bodyslammed Shadow before tossing him like a lawn dart into a shopping cart waiting in the corner.

He went for an avalanche, but Shadow got out of dodge just in the nick of time. Shadow tried to gather a table in the bought time, but Homer Simpson quickly recovered and began hammering away at Shadow before tossing him back into the ring.

Simpson hit a diving head butt before taking the table Shadow put in the ring and set it up. Shadow fought back by nailing Simpson in the head with a garbage can. Simpson completely no-sold it, gave a fierce roar to Shadow and blew the table to pieces, hitting his Homing Missile DDT on Shadow for the win.

Megaman: 'Here is your winner, HOMER SIMPSON!'

Homer stood over Shadow's broken body and posed as Project X drew to a close.

Quick Results:

Mixed Tag Team match: Terra & Flamedramon def. Vicky Carper & Jake Long.

Bart Simpson def. Shocker.

Tyzonn & King Mickey def. Double D & Ed.

Interpromotional No Holds Barred, non-title match: Homer Simpson (UCW) def. UCW No Holds Barred champion Shadow the Hedgehog (TWA).

A/N: The first edition of Project X on the road to Three Chains of Destiny is done. The Digimon scout the Dragon World Order, Eddy announces his UCW split from Ed & Double D and answers Jean Kazuhiza's challenge, King Mickey sends a message to Alex Armington, teaming with Tyzonn to defeat Ed & Double D and Homer Simpson makes Shadow the Hedgehog pay for his defection in a No Holds Barred main event!

Later, barks!

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Wake Up! Release the chains of destiny!