The Following Trailer Is Rated NM For No Mercy!
From the channel that went from one of the most respected educational sources on television, to producing shows about naked strangers crapping in the bushes, comes a kinda/documentary that isn't scientific, rational, or sensible but still gets scientific credibility because they got Stephen Hawking's withered mug slapped on it.
Alien Planet!
Enter the pitched fever dream of some of the world's most famous nerds, as they role-play their fantasies of discovering alien life like Star Wars fans at the San Diego Comic Con.
Journey to the future, presented in "stunning" 2005 CGI , and join Leo and Ike, two futuristic space probes with child-level artificial intelligence, who are still smarter than the real life scientists narrating this show; As they explore Darwin IV, an distant planet filled with ridiculous creatures, environments, and intelligent life, in an experience that plays out more like a rejected episode of Star Trek than a scientific documentary.
Laugh as you watch some of the world's most prominent scientists attempt to convince you of the possibilities of extraterrestrial life, with a mockumentary that is literally the film adaptation of a fictional sci-fi book written by a fantasy author in 1990.
Prepare to have your suspension of disbelief stretched like a piece of over-chewed gum as you're introduced to the alien wildlife of Darwin IV, a nonsensical collection of marijuana hallucinations that posses such memorable scientific names as: Trunk Suckers, Prongheads, and Bladderhorns, because God knows you need the most famous scientists on earth to give credence to shit like this.
So turn off your brain, and booze out to a piece of half baked sci-fi fan fiction that has aged about as well as Moses' old underwear, because after almost fifteen years, we are no closer to discovering alien life than we were the day this crapfest aired, unless you count Stephen Hawking.
Starring:
Baba Yaga- Stephen Hawking
The Overweight Menace- George Lucas
Wayne Blowhard- Wayne Barlow
Dr. Kaka- Micho Kaku
Little Jack Horner sat in the corner, supporting this bullshit show- Jack Horner
Star Trek: The Fake Frontier!
Out of all the wacky bunk in this program, one thing stands out, why the hell was George Lucas involved? After all, his greatest contribution to the scientific community was Jar Jar Binks.