(Oh By the way this is not Saw, as some would think -.-) (:D anyway, enjoy)

DISCLAIMER: i do not own hetalia, nor its characters or content.

World meeting 2012

"And that my friends are why I am the hero!" America stood on the table and raised his arms, only to look down on a bunch of sleepy faces. America slowly got off the table "well that was a waste of time…" America said gloomily.

A strange man entered the room. He stood on a chair. "EVERYONE LISTEN UP!" He hissed and everyone snapped awake and they all stared at him. He spoke again "you all are always fighting with each other… And this year we decided we are going to do something fun!" his voice was sharp and painful to listen to. It sounded as though a tire was crushing glass to the pavement. Whoever this man was, He was making everyone uncomfortable. "Listen!" he hissed again "this is the first round!"

"Um what are you talking about…?" America asked confused, but then again he wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

"I want to play a game" he said in a raspy voice.

"What kind of game?" someone blurted out.

"Trust me… it will be fun. Anyway, first we need to find out who your partners are" He laughed, a laugh that sounded like glass in a blender. He pulled out a hat and set it on the table to pass around. "There are only twenty of you? Well what a shame they won't get to play…" he laughed and waited for them to pick a number out of the hat. "Where is everyone?" He asked.

America was the first to answer, "a lot of people slack out on these things…" out of curiosity he also asked, "Yo, bro, what are these numbers for anyway" America looked at the number on the paper.

"It's how I figure out your partners…" he explained. After everyone had chosen a slip of paper he picked up the hat and pulled out a handful of paper slips that no one had chosen. "Who has 16, 17, 20, 6, 8, and 9?" He asked as a couple of countries raised their hands. He walked over to them and switched their numbers with a different one. He walked back to the chair he was standing on. He pulled out a note book. "If I say the number that's the one on your paper… Please raise your hand…" he said as he pulled out a silver pen. "One" he said and watched as two countries raised their hands. By the time he got done, his list on his paper looked a lot like this:

Germany and Italy

Japan and Greece

Spain and S. Italy

Canada and France

Prussia and Russia

America and Britain

Latvia and Sea land

Norway and Denmark

Finland and Sweden

Poland and Lithuania

The man looked at the list of countries. They were all in nice little pairs. He laughed. "I will now set this on the table. Please come see who your partner is…" He chuckled again. His laugh made the countries want to cower, except for Russia. It made Russia smile. The man set the list down. The first one to grab it was Germany. He sighed.

"Ohohohon~! Looks like you're with Feli~" France mocked him. He grabbed the list from him. "I'm with Mattie?" France asked himself. He had always thought Canada was pretty sexy. And he would have matt all to himself. "Ohohohnonh~" France laughed out loud. Prussia took the list and saw why France had been laughing pervertedly.

"Kesesese, poor Matt" he said until he found his own name. Then he said "poor me…"

"Do you not like as much Russia in your wine as much as Russia likes Prussia in his vodka?" France asked then chuckled to himself.

"Shut up…" Prussia said even though he didn't get it. He guessed it was some sort of a dirty joke. Prussia glared anyway.

Russia walked over and took the list. He smiled as a purple aura started to form around him. Starting from his head and reaching his toes. Then it just disappeared.

"Ohohon~" France managed to laugh.

"Da, looks like it's me and you" Russia slung his arm around Prussia and smiled. Prussia made a face but didn't move. Spain stood up and took the list. "Si! I'm with Lovi!" He exclaimed in a high pitched voice. Romano hit his head on the table before getting up and punching Spain in the stomach. "It's Lovino..." he warned and took the list to check. "Oh... you weren't joking…"

Canada slowly entered the room, or at least that's what the countries thought, even though he had been in the room the whole time. As soon as France noticed him he walked over to Canada and placed his arm around Canada's shoulder. "You're with me~" France said calmly. He slowly moved his hands down Canada's back. Before he could go any Lower Canada spoke up. "I know I was there…." Canada's sweet accent made France blush lightly. His hand now rested on Canada's waist.

"Yo! Who's my partner?!" America boomed, coming in between France and Canada. He snatched the paper from Romano and looked at it. "Artie? I'm with him?!" America looked seriously disturbed. But he pretended to lighten up when Britain glared at him. "Heh… Yay…?" he said with false excitement.

"I would rike to see who my partner is…" Japan said asking for the paper. America handed him the paper. Japan looked it over... "I'm with Greece?" He asked himself. He didn't really care, as long as he didn't get France... Japan set the paper down and looked at Greece who was sound asleep. He sighed and sat down in the chair next to Greece.

Sea land skipped over to the table where paper was laying. He picked up the paper, slicing his finger on the edge of it. He ignored the light stinging coming from his pointer finger and looked at the list. His eyes scrolled down until he found his name. It was right next to Latvia's. He almost shouted out with excitement.

Then Poland came over and snatched it away "give it to me!" he hissed. He looked at it. "Yay! I'm like with Levi!" Sweden saw what Poland had done; he didn't like bullying, especially if it was his adopted child. "Hey... give me that paper…" Sweden said in his deep voice. Poland immediately handed him the paper. Sweden's eyes scanned it until he found his name. He smiled. He was with Finland.

Denmark walked over to Sweden. "Who am I with?" He asked.

"Norway" Sweden replied.

"Alright! I get Norge! I mean… I get to be with Norge…" Denmark said excitedly. Norway slammed a book down on his head.

"Please shut up for the benefit of both of us…" Norway said. He couldn't believe he was with Denmark. Not that he wanted to be. He sighed... It was better than being with France or Russia.

Greece finally woke up and Japan explained everything to him. He nodded and went back to sleep.

Latvia walked over to Sea land. "So... it looks like we are partners…"Latvia said shyly.

"Eyup!" Sea land winked. He just wanted to hug Latvia.

"Levi, we are like partners!" Poland said happily.

"Yay…" Lithuania said with false gloom, even though his heart was beating faster, he might actually enjoy this…

Sweden walked over to Finland. He set an arm around his waist. "Wife…" Sweden's voice was deep and smooth.

"Hm?" Finland asked turning his head to look at Sweden.

"We are partners" Sweden said with a smile. He watched as Finland's face light up, He was now very excited.

They didn't know about the horror that was to come…