This is just a random thing that I thought of while I was chewing gum. Don't ask how gum and this fic have anything in common with each other, cus they don't. Anyway, I DON'T OWN NARUTO. There! I said it! You happy? Whatever, enjoy the fic...if you dare...
Sasuke walked outside of his house heading to Team 7's private training grounds so he could get a little bit of training done. When he got there, he noticed there was already someone there.
"Oi, dobe. What do you think you're doing?" he asked in annoyance.
"Suicide." was Naruto's curt answer.
"Well go do it somewhere else, I have to train here." Sasuke said.
"No way Sasuke-teme! I'll do what I want, when I want, and where I want. So either you go somewhere else, or stay here and ignore me doing suicide." Naruto said angrily.
Sasuke sighed in exasperation. "Fine...Grr...baka you aren't even doing suicide right!" Sasuke said.
"What do you mean I'm not doing it right? I've done it before!" Naruto said.
"Yeah, you have done it a lot of times, but you never do it right. Why else would you be here, doing suicide again?" Sasuke said, making his point.
"Well, then Sasuke-teme, why don't you just shut up and show me how to do suicide?" Naruto said as calm as he could.
"Fine." Sasuke said. He walked over to where the blonde-hair boy was, and bent down so he was kneeling on the ground. Then he bounced off and ran to the first line.
He ran back to the starting point, and then ran to the second line (which came right after the first line), then he went back to the starting point again, and then went to the third line (which was right after the first and second lines), then he ran back to the starting point, sweaty and panting, and sat down.
"And that is how you do a suicide." Sasuke said.
"Baka! Not that kind of suicide!" Naruto yelled.
"What? You don't mean..." Sauske said horrified.
"Oh yes...I do mean that. Watch Sasuke." Naruto said grinning evily. He then grabbed a few bottles of things I will not reveal to you yet, and mixed them all together.
"No, Naruto! Don't do it! Please, it's too risky! No!" Sasuke shouted as Naruto started shaking the concoction.
"So Sasuke-teme, did I make a good suicide or what?" Naruto said taking a sip of a strange colored liquid from a large cup, as he was sitting on the ground, next to his best friend.
Sasuke took a drink of his own cup with the same liquid and scowled. "Fine...It is very good." Sasuke said handing 5 dollars (I don't know the currency worth in Japan) to his friend.
"But really.." Sasuke started, as he took another drink from the cup, "you know we are goiong to get so drunk after this?" he finished.
"Yah but it was worth it." Naruto said clanking his glass, that contained every kind of alcholohic beverage in the world, with the stoic teen beside him.
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