The Akatsuki Corner
Episode 1.
Introductions
The camera zooms into a large stage that resembles something of the inside of a cave. A large stone table sits in the middle of the stage, four glasses of water set atop it. Four wicker chairs surround the table, a different color material on each one. Blue, black, yellow and orange. Above the table, chairs and glasses, is a large tv screen with 'The Akatsuki Corner' written in white with a sharingan eye behind it.
The audience begins to clap as to the left of the table, a stone door opens and four men dressed in black cloaks with red clouds on them strolls out. The first, is none other than Itachi Uchiha, then Kisame, Deidara and Tobi.
" Welcome!" Deidara calls out, waving to their clapping fans. " And welcome to the first ever Akatsuki Corner."
Bonnie Pink's 'It's Gonna Rain'starts playing as the camera zooms in on the TV screen, showing various clips of the Akatsuki. From Deidara chasing Tobi with a bat, Pein tripping Konan, Sasori throwing a puppet at Hidan and Kazuku taking a bath in money.
The screen widens again, again zooming in at the table, where the four men sit, Deidara slumping forward on his elbows, Tobi bouncing in his seat and Itachi and Kisame staring at the camera.
Okay, so Kisame was smiling and Itachi was glaring.
" Today, since we have no ideas whatsoever for the show, we're just going to introduce ourselves." Kisame says, then points to himself, " I am Kisame."
" The fish guy." Tobi exclaims, earning an elbow from Deidara.
" I'm Deidara, I make things blow up!" The blonde smiles, clasping his hands together, " Sasori-dana couldn't make it today, due to a cold, so this idiot had to take his place."
Tobi pouts, " But Tobi's a good boy!"
" Hn." Itachi mutters, resting his chin in his hand and glaring at where they had entered the stage. " Itachi Uchiha." (The fangirls swoon)
" And I'm Ma-" Deidara quickly covers his mouth, giving the blinking audience a weak smile.
" This is Tobi."
The masked man pouts again, ripping Deidara's hand off his mouth and glaring at the top of the stone table. Kisame clears his throat, tapping a finger on the table and smiling out at the people. " The members that show up on the show will depend on the topic of discussion. "
Deidara grins, " Which we're gonna leave up to the readers!"
" We welcome every idea, but make them good, or our producer..." Tobi waves enthusiastically to Angel, who is slapping her forehead. " Will not take them to heart."
" We take Character interviews, questions about the Shippuden story, funny spoofs between any of the Naruto characters and whatever else you're funny minds can come up with." Kisame nods, picking up his glass of water and peering into it. He scowls, looks at Angel, " Is this saltwater?"
" Just talk Kisame!" Itachis hisses, glaring at his partner, " It's tap water. From a bottle."
" Evian." Deidara gasps, sipping at his with a new vigor.
Itachi rolls his eyes.
Kisame grumbles and sets his glass down, " Anyways, we'll only take suggestions in the form of reviews, because Angel's inbox gets enough e-mails from stupid spam companies and doesn't want to have to sift through them all. She doesn't mind them from time to time, but loads of messages makes her dizzy."
" And we don't want that." Deidara cuts in, shaking his glass at a stagehand, who glares at him.
" As flattering as it is, don't make her head hurt, or we don't get updated." Kisame laughs.
" Tobi's a good boy!"
" Get him out of here!" Deidara snaps, wrapping his hands around the black-haired mans neck and beginning to shake him. The stage hands run onto the stage, trying to separate the laughing Tobi and evil-looking Deidara.
" Couple suggestions will be taken to heart, but we don't really plan on pairing people up." Kisame scratches the back of his head, " We've been ordered to keep this as funny and pariodlical as possible."
" That's not even a word." Itachi snorts.
" It's a better word for Parody."
" It is not."
" Send in you're suggestions!" Toni exclaims, getting loose from Deidara's hands and sprinting across the stage, the blonde in fast pursuit.
Cuban Pete plays as Deidara and Tobi disappear behind the stage, Kisame dumps his freshwater over Itachi's head, then begins to run for his life.
The credits roll:
Producer:
BloodredAngel808
Cast:
Itachi Uchiha
Kisame (I'll get his last name right eventually)
Deidara-sempai
Tobi(Is a Good Boy!)
Crew:
The people in my mind
Topic Of Discussion By:
No one Yet
A/N:
OMG. Lol. Don't worry fans of mine, this shall not take away from Guardian Bay, Before You Say No or any of my other fanfictions. This is kinda like Angel's Naruto show. For fun.
And I'm serious about the Topic Of Discussing thing. You have an idea? Throw it at me through a review and I'll write it down and think about it. If I use it, you'll be featured in the credits. (It's not much...but It's all I can do)
Be warned, please don't get mad if you're idea isn't used. I won't do it on purpose or to be mean, it means my imagination won't take it and run. So just sit back and enjoy the ride!
Blessed Be,
Angel