Chapter 1

The Curious Mind

Haruhi happily made her way to school. She's so excited to tell her friend, Kyon, about her "alchemy" thing. When she entered the room, she found no Kyon around – not like before.

"Hey, Where's Kyon?" she asked.

"Good morning, Haruhi-chan! Kyon hasn't arrived yet." One of her classmate said.

Haruhi got upset. It was the first time that she'll arrive in school earlier than Kyon. So immediately went to the SOS brigade room to see the others. But only Yuki-chan was there.

"Where are the others?" she asked.

"I don't know. Maybe they're on the stadium." Yuki replied to the worried girl.

"Okay, take care of the club, Yuki-chan!" she said.

When Haruhi reached the stadium, she saw a weird circle with characters on it. Haruhi took a good look – it was a transmutation circle – one of those "alchemy" things she knew.

"Hmm… Then I Haruhi Suzumiya shall use alchemy!" she said.

Haruhi quickly drop her hands onto the circle. A flash of blue light appeared. Blue thunders swirled around her and a mass of black hands grabbed her down to the circle.

"Woooooowieeee!" Haruhi screamed in joy.

Suddenly, she got bored. She wishes to get faster – although the information entering her mind gives her headaches.

"Faster! Faster! Faster!" She cried.

The speed got fasteras she yells to get faster. At a distance, she went to the other side of it, into a world too different from hers. She saw a dog affixed with a metal limb. She petted the dog and she held the metal limb.

"Poor doggy," she moaned.

Then, she walked around the place. Her uniform attracted a lot of people. It seems like they never saw a girl wearing a kind of uniform like hers before.

"Weird…This place is TOTALLY WEIRD! I like this place! Too bad Kyon isn't here!" Haruhi said to herself.

"You see that Al, no one notices your weird look now because of that girl." A boy said.

Haruhi looked back and saw a large suite of armor along with a cute little girl (teehee…she thought he was a girl). She smiled so much and she walked closer to them.

"Oh my! You're the weird thing I'm always been looking for! Can I get your name, investigate you, and take a picture of you?" she asked.

"Umm…well…" The armor said.

"And you! You're the cutest-and-smallest girl I ever saw! If only I could, I'll take you home!" She said to the girl.

"DID YOU JUST CALLED ME A TINY LITTLE GIRL?" the lad said in anger.

"Oh, you're a boy? Well…can I still keep you?" she asked.

The lad introduced himself as Edward Elric and his younger brother, Alphonse Elric as the metal suit of armor. Haruhi got more interested at them – because both of them are super weird. She also saw his auto-mails and got more interested at him.

"Wowie! You're a very weird guy!" she said in delight.

"Huh? ME?" Al asked.

"No, not you – It's Ed! You're a big price for me!" She said.

"Heh, big price?" Ed said.

"At least I called you BIG although you're short." She replied.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Ed shouted.

"You're really weird." she replied.

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Omake 1

WE ARE THE ANTI HARUHI-SUZUMIYA CLUB!

WE HATE HARUHI!

SHE CALLED ED "SHORT"!

AND WE WERE INSULTED!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!

ChanChanRaran: Please stop! It's my idea – my fault!

Angry Mob: Then, LET'S KILL HER!

ChanChanRaran: Oh NO!

Dorodokoro-kun: This is THE END OF THE NIGHT FOR YOU!

ChanChanRaran: -Kun! Stop copying Arme and start helping me!

Well, I hope all of you enjoyed~

GO! GO! Edward Haruhi!

Just joking!

I love those guys~

Special Thanks to:

Ghin, Abii, Yel, and Bianca (Bianky~)

Love,

ChanChanRaran