Anonymous asked: Four Links have been sitting in a car for the past six hours, and one of them dares to ask the dreaded "Are we there yet".

Green makes a mental note to never get into Red's car again. It can hold all four of them, sure, but its still cramped and his legs don't have enough room and he has a crick in his neck from napping, his head awkwardly cradled by his seat belt. He should have brought a pillow. Hindsight's always 20/20, right?

He scoffs, turning his gaze from the scenery scrolling past his open window to look around the car. Vio's in shotgun, adamantly holding onto the aux cord. They wasted about an hour singing to Disney music before he got tired of it and put his normal mix on, and Green could swear that he just vicariously lived Vio's life phases through his music. It's a strange feeling.

Red stopped chattering about two hours ago. He steers the wheel with one hand, the other resting on the open window and tapping to the beat of the music. It's also really strange to see him so silent, Green thinks. I guess road trips will drain even the most energetic-

"Are we there yet?"

Oh Gods.

Red cranes his neck to look into the rear view mirror. "I will turn this car right the fuck around-" he says, at the same time that Vio says "You do realize that I know where you're sleeping tonight."

Green groans, and Blue throws his hands in the air, smacking them against the roof of the car.

"It's been six hours?! I'm so bored!" He whines, and Green elbows him in the ribcage. "Ow!"

"For fuck's sake Blue, you've asked that same question at least ten times already." Green says, and Blue shoots a glare at him. "Will you chill out?"

"You chill out!" He retorts, leaning much further into Green's personal bubble than Green would like. "I'm perfectly chill!"

"Oh, yes, because repeatedly asking over and over if we're there yet when we're obviously not there is being chill."

"As if you would know!"

"Actually I would-"

"Ladies, ladies, you're both beautiful." Vio interrupts, turning around in his seat to raise an eyebrow at the two of them. "Can you children stop yelling? This is a small car."

"Who're you calling a lady?!"

"I'll pull over at a rest stop, I'm getting low on gas anyway." Red mutters as Blue starts going off and Vio turns back around to ignore him. "Give us a chance to stretch our legs and maybe he'll be quiet for the rest of the way."