Can Things
Get Weirder?
Me: Hi! This is my first fanfic. I hope that you enjoy it.
Heath: Quit yapping already, they want to read your fanfic!
Me: Oh yeah, this is Heath. He's not really a muse, more of an annoyance on a sugar high.
Heath: I heard that, now I'm gonna...... Cookie! (Grabs cookie and stuffs it into his mouth.)
Me: I'm certain some of you agree with him, so on with the fic!
Heath: mmphsnort mmmm.... R&R please!
Me: Oh yeah, nearly forgot. I don't own Fire Emblem or Nintendo. I wish I did, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------
An office building downtown. Steel and concrete. This can't have anything to do with Fire Emblem, unless it's Nintendo headquarters. There's a limo up front. A guy in a heavy coat is getting out. Hmmmm. The man stepped into the building's lobby, then dropped his coat on the floor. "Whew" remarked Eliwood. "It was blazing out there, but after what happened to Erk last year, with those fangirls....."
"Yeah" said Hector. "Didn't he spend a week in the hospital, and three of the fangirls thought they were going crazy, but I guess they wanted to make the most of it."
"Well, better get to work." Eliwood yawned. "Sorry, half the gamers were staying up late, and were mostly playing with me."
"Let's get to role call. There's going to be trouble. I saw Heath and Priscilla head off together. Wait till Raven finds out."
They headed for a door marked "Waiting Room" and opened it to reveal that it was full of Fire Emblem characters, from Raven to Serra. A man in a green cloak stood up. "Right, I'm Mark, the default tactician, and I take roll call, as you know, but I see everyone but Heath and Priscilla." Raven stalked off, scowling. "All right, Eliwood, You're in room1, fighting Sonia equipped with Fimbulvetr. You're equipped with an iron sword.
"Hehehehe" chuckled Sonia. "You are dead."
"Oh no, these idiot gamers, I'm dead" moaned Eliwood. "I hate that electric tingle."
On the roof, there was a loud crash, and a yell.
"I'd say Raven found Heath and Priscilla." smirked Sain. The three in question suddenly burst into the room. "Fans found a roof entrance!" yelled Heath. Everyone scattered.
"What about work?" yelled Hector.
"Blame it on technical difficulties!" said Mark. "And run!" The fans burst into an empty room. Empty, except for Bartre.
"Bartre think this not good." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------
Me: Well, was it good? R&R, please.
Me: Hi! This is my first fanfic. I hope that you enjoy it.
Heath: Quit yapping already, they want to read your fanfic!
Me: Oh yeah, this is Heath. He's not really a muse, more of an annoyance on a sugar high.
Heath: I heard that, now I'm gonna...... Cookie! (Grabs cookie and stuffs it into his mouth.)
Me: I'm certain some of you agree with him, so on with the fic!
Heath: mmphsnort mmmm.... R&R please!
Me: Oh yeah, nearly forgot. I don't own Fire Emblem or Nintendo. I wish I did, though. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------
An office building downtown. Steel and concrete. This can't have anything to do with Fire Emblem, unless it's Nintendo headquarters. There's a limo up front. A guy in a heavy coat is getting out. Hmmmm. The man stepped into the building's lobby, then dropped his coat on the floor. "Whew" remarked Eliwood. "It was blazing out there, but after what happened to Erk last year, with those fangirls....."
"Yeah" said Hector. "Didn't he spend a week in the hospital, and three of the fangirls thought they were going crazy, but I guess they wanted to make the most of it."
"Well, better get to work." Eliwood yawned. "Sorry, half the gamers were staying up late, and were mostly playing with me."
"Let's get to role call. There's going to be trouble. I saw Heath and Priscilla head off together. Wait till Raven finds out."
They headed for a door marked "Waiting Room" and opened it to reveal that it was full of Fire Emblem characters, from Raven to Serra. A man in a green cloak stood up. "Right, I'm Mark, the default tactician, and I take roll call, as you know, but I see everyone but Heath and Priscilla." Raven stalked off, scowling. "All right, Eliwood, You're in room1, fighting Sonia equipped with Fimbulvetr. You're equipped with an iron sword.
"Hehehehe" chuckled Sonia. "You are dead."
"Oh no, these idiot gamers, I'm dead" moaned Eliwood. "I hate that electric tingle."
On the roof, there was a loud crash, and a yell.
"I'd say Raven found Heath and Priscilla." smirked Sain. The three in question suddenly burst into the room. "Fans found a roof entrance!" yelled Heath. Everyone scattered.
"What about work?" yelled Hector.
"Blame it on technical difficulties!" said Mark. "And run!" The fans burst into an empty room. Empty, except for Bartre.
"Bartre think this not good." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------
Me: Well, was it good? R&R, please.