Author's note:

This is my first ever fanfic so don't flame me too hard. In future stories of mine I'll probably have really short chapters that looked long on paper. My spacebar is also defective (you have to push it rly hard for it to work) so combined words (likethis) are accidental. I do not own Happy Tree Friends or Mondo Media!

Flippy woke up one day and found that he had mail. He got out of his bed,put on his hat, put on his camo jacket and proceeded to the front door.

When he got outside he noticed that the weather was warm and the birds were singing. What a day, Flippy thought when a warm breeze ruffled his fur. He walked down the path, opened his mailbox and hesitated before looking in.

If it's a bill I'm kicking someone's ass, Fliqpy said in Flippy's mind.

No you're not, Flippy snapped back at Fliqpy.

"Oh, wow!" Flippy exclaimed when he saw that he'd recieved two free tickets to Lumpy's Circus Fun circus, and they could be used for the show coming up tomorrow. This is great, Flippy thought with glee. Who should I take with me?

Take that ugly ass girlfriend of yours Fliqpy laughed in the depths of Flippy's mind.

"Take it back,you slimy fuck."Flippy snarled to himself, then shook his head hopelessly. No matter how much Flippy cussed him out, Fliqpy would be in his head forever.

Why did I join the damn army! Flippy cried to himself.

It's because you're a soldier, dumbass, Fliqpy said.

I don't want to be a soldier. Flippy sighed.

Flippy went back inside and picked up his phone. He dialed Flaky's number and waited patiently for her to answer. After two rings Flaky's voice sounded from the other end of the line.

"Hello. Who's this?"

"It's Flippy," Flippy informed his girlfriend. "You won't believe this. This morning I got two free tickets to Lumpy's Circus Fun circus's show tomorrow, and I've decided to take you with me, like a date!How does it sound?"

It sounds so fruity with that fake-ass voice of yours. Fliqpy snarled.

"That sounds perfect, Flippy!" Flaky sounded excited on the phone. "I'll call Giggles and Petunia and tell them the good news!" She hung up.

Flippy put the phone down. This is gonna be fun! He thought.

You sure? If I remember correctly, circuses tend to have cannon acts. Fliqpy noted.

(TIME SKIP: ONE DAY)

At 12:30 in the afternoon Flippy was speeding down the road in his old, clunky Jeep. He knew it was risky, in case the car backfired, but he was late. The show was supposed to start at 12:35, he had to pick up Flaky and then race over to the actual circus. He cursed when his car hit a pothole and bumped hard, making Flippy jump and hit his head on the roof of his car.

"Shit," He muttered.

At 12:32, Flaky's house was appearing in the horizon. Flippy slammed on his brakes and screeched to a stop in front of Flaky's house. He honked his horn, and Flaky opened the door. She grinned, closed her door and ran over to the Jeep. She was wearing a black tank-top with crossbones on the chest. She had on torn jeans and black sneakers. Her quills were in a ponytail, like hair.

She sat down in the passenger seat and buckled her seatbelt. "Ready?" Flippy asked. Flaky nodded, so Flippy stomped on the gas and the two sped off towards the circus.

At 12:37 Flippy and Flaky were sitting in their seats all the way in the back (No wonder they were free). Flippy had a bucket of popcorn on his lap, and Flaky held the soda. Mime was sitting two seats away from the couple, just in case. Kirimi the hallucinating blue fox was sitting two seats away from Flaky, watching the show that hadn't started yet. She cheered and Flaky shushed her.

Stupid bitch,Fliqpy muttered.

Flippy ignored this because the spotlight turned on and focused on Lumpy, who was standing in the center of the ring, wearing a suit and top hat. "Welcome, boys and girls!" he called. "I am Lumpy, owner of thise here Lumpy's Circus Fun circus, and I am pleased to have you here. But before we begin the show, it is a required part of my job to read off a list of advertisements. Let's see here..."

The crowd groaned, but sat patiently. Eventually, Flippy began to get extremely bored. He stopped focusing and got lost in some unpleasant memories. So deep in those memories, however, he didn't notice when the show began, Cuddles appeared on stage with his 'Get-in-a-cannon-and-be-blown-through-this-ring-of-fire act.

He got in the cannon and lit the fuse.

BOOM.

Well, there you go, my first fanfic. I'll try to update chapter 2 as soon as possible :3

Sorry for the shortness :(