(A/N: My dad took me to his neighborhood picnic and since I didn't know anyone there besides my dad and his girlfriend, I decided to bring my Lord of the Rings book with me. Well, I met this mother there who saw the book and started talking with me about the movie versus the book. She said she didn't like the way they portrayed Faramir in Two Towers, then I started talking about Boromir and well, this is the result.)
At the Council of Elrond in Rivendell, many believe that all Boromir really was doing was promoting tourism in Gondor as observed by various statements made by Boromir--
"Everybody have a brochure? Goood, turn to page two."
"We have very valiant men in Gondor, who have staged fights with the Nazgul every hour for your viewing pleasure. Snacks and drinks are provided."
"Come meet the Dark Lord in person! He might even give you an autograph if he ever gets his body back or is able to possess someone. And if you give him information about the One Ring, he might even spare you your life when he conquers Middle-Earth."
"Want control over a whole army of brave, valiant, Gondor men? Want to pretend you did? Well pretend no more! The makers that brought Sting, the Elvish sword that glowed whenever annoying relatives (commonly known as Orcs) neared, bring you the Horn of Gondor. Incase you couldn't bring Sting with you as a warning device, blow your own Horn of Gondor which summons an army of brave, valiant Gondor men. Sure, they should be defending their country, but we're paying them more."
"We have many games and rides for your entertainment such as Battle at Osgiliath, everything is real! The blood, people dying, its the best live action ride in Middle-Earth! For those who want to test their luck can try the Break 24 Gondor Rules in an Hour game. The laws in Gondor are so far fetched and odd, why you're probably breaking one right now! You'll enter the game with other contestants with a list of rules for you break and you try to be the first to break 24 before you're attacked by Gondor's archers. It's fun for the whole family!"
At the Council of Elrond in Rivendell, many believe that all Boromir really was doing was promoting tourism in Gondor as observed by various statements made by Boromir--
"Everybody have a brochure? Goood, turn to page two."
"We have very valiant men in Gondor, who have staged fights with the Nazgul every hour for your viewing pleasure. Snacks and drinks are provided."
"Come meet the Dark Lord in person! He might even give you an autograph if he ever gets his body back or is able to possess someone. And if you give him information about the One Ring, he might even spare you your life when he conquers Middle-Earth."
"Want control over a whole army of brave, valiant, Gondor men? Want to pretend you did? Well pretend no more! The makers that brought Sting, the Elvish sword that glowed whenever annoying relatives (commonly known as Orcs) neared, bring you the Horn of Gondor. Incase you couldn't bring Sting with you as a warning device, blow your own Horn of Gondor which summons an army of brave, valiant Gondor men. Sure, they should be defending their country, but we're paying them more."
"We have many games and rides for your entertainment such as Battle at Osgiliath, everything is real! The blood, people dying, its the best live action ride in Middle-Earth! For those who want to test their luck can try the Break 24 Gondor Rules in an Hour game. The laws in Gondor are so far fetched and odd, why you're probably breaking one right now! You'll enter the game with other contestants with a list of rules for you break and you try to be the first to break 24 before you're attacked by Gondor's archers. It's fun for the whole family!"