No men... little boys only!

Though it might seem unbelievable, the Pedobear actually exist. And he really is haunting for small cute boys at night. Especially in a city of mysteries, Ikebukuro.

In the past few years, when he was haunting the children, he was lucky enough to take virginity from nearly half of the town. Including even such celebrities as Kida Masaomi or Ryugamine Mikado. Of course he was so discreet about it, that the boys thought that it was only a nightmare. Which unfortunately was not.

And no, he wasn't interested in girls. For raping a girl was a higher risk to get caught that when raping a boy. So the Pedobear was stalking only little cute boys.

But even for Pedobear, the time must come, when there is no more boys to rape or stalk, for who knows, maybe he'll get to know some new boys to take the innocence from when stalking an once used prey.

It was under such a stalking session, when the Pedobear first heard of Orihara Izaya. The infromant broker, claiming to be forever 21 was very cute boy. Hair with color of the raven, eyes reminding of blood and delicious looking pale skin. Yes, the informant was haunting Pedobear in his dreams.

So once he got enough of these dreams, the Pedobear decided to visit the almighty Orihara Izaya, with an offer that couldn't be rejected.

The first doorbell that day rang at 13:13 friday the13th. Izaya couldn't wish for more intresting offer than such that would come at this hour. Feeling very excited, he opened the door, with his usual annoying smirk.

"And... who might you be?" the informant asked with hidden interst in his voice. The person by the entrance looked enthralling. He had a costume of a bear which was brown, and huge black eyes like gems of carbon. He also seemed to have a beard of sorts, and thus his face reminded the observant of a triangle.

"Are you Orihara Izaya?" the Pedobear looked at the man in front of him. It certainly was him, but the etiquette was clear, to ask before you go over to the rather perverted acts.

"Why yes I am. And who are you if I may know?" Izaya repeated his question totally curious.

"I'm known by the name of Bear. And I have an offer you absolutely can't reject. Great money involved and maybe pleasure too. It's simple. I want to have sex with you." the Pedobear said, not revealing his whole name. To think that somebody might heard of him as Pedobear did very nasty things to his victims.

But he miscalculated, going to an informant. Because Izaya had heard rumors of a Pedobear haunting Ikebukuro in the past few years.

"Now now, what a pleasure indeed to meet you, Mr. Pedobear. But I think you are wrong, because I won't have sex with you. I'm really not cute, and not a little boy either so... it's a shame we couldn't talk more but I'm busy you see. So maybe next time. Bye bii!" And so Izaya slammed the door to his apartment right into the nose of Pedobear.

(A/N: Okay so here we go again. I carved some Pedobear into the Durarara fandom, so here he is. I hope the Pedobear isn't to OOC (but really what it his character then? XD XD) and I hope that you had fun reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. Feedback is love :D)