Hey everyone. Here I am with my second story. I hope you enjoyed Dave, I Blew Up Alvin and will enjoy this one. This one seems a little lame but I really wanted to try so tell me what you think. In this, Alvin makes fun of Theo's weight so Simon does something about that and things go out of control. Again don't forget to review and leave suggestions. Thanks and see ya.

Disclaimer: I do not own Alvin and the Chipmunks (Unfortunately).

Chapter 1: Bad Boy Alvin

Today was Friday and Alvin, Simon, and Theodore had just come back from their last day of school for the week. Alvin was so thankful. This was not one of his best weeks for school. In fact, it might have actually of been his worst of his entire life. On Monday in math, he was given pop quiz which most kids would say would be fairly easy and he failed it with flying colors. Then on Tuesday in Science, he wasn't paying attention to what he was doing and created explosion leaving the science room in rubble. And they were dissecting frogs so Alvin didn't even know how that happened. He guessed it was just his luck. Wednesday and Thursday were pretty good and nothing too serious happened, but Friday was the worst. There were three weeks left of school and he was told he would need to ace 3 of his 5 final exams just to get a D- which would barely pass him onto the 7th grade. He was not about to do the 6th grade over again.

Simon and Theodore's weeks were the opposite and were pretty normal. Simon kept acing every paper they had gotten while Theodore got descent grades likes C's and B's with the occasional A. Alvin was just glad to get this week over and hope that next week would just be a little better. After a little chat about their week with each other, all three split there separate ways to do various activities. Alvin headed for the living room to watch some TV before Dave would come home and tell him to get off. Simon had left for upstairs to start on his homework so he would have an entire weekend without worrying about homework. He wouldn't mind if he had to do his homework during the weekend. He also tried to get Alvin and Theodore to do theirs but both declined. Meanwhile, Theodore headed to the kitchen to get his post-school snack.

Simon had gotten on his computer in their room to do some research on a report due on Monday for History. He had wanted to do a project on how UFO's has changed our perception of World History and how life would be different without knowing them, but when he asked his teacher, Mr. Miller, he declined it saying it was too advanced for a 12 year old and the others in class wouldn't understand so Simon decided to do one on the construction and purpose of pyramids of the Egyptians. He had started doing research and collecting information and taking notes. It didn't take long considering he already knew most if not all about Ancient Egyptian pyramids.

Theodore meanwhile had grabbed a chair and stacked a box on the chair and stood on them which gave him several feet of extra lift as he was trying to grab a box of cookies Dave had put on the on the top shelf. "Almost there." Theo grunted as he was feeling his way around the shelf trying to find the box. After a few moments of feeling and pulling down several wrong boxes, he had finally found it. "Finally!" He said as he pulled the box of chewy Chips-Ahoy down. The green-clad chipmunk then put the chair and box he was standing on back to their rightful places and set the box of cookies on the table. He then headed for the refrigerator and grabbed the half-gallon milk jug. He walked back to the table and set the jug down as he went to get a cup. He poured the milk into the cup and after he had filled it, he took the jug back to the refrigerator. He then started munching on his delectables.

Alvin, the red-clad chipmunk was channel surfing trying to get some TV in before Dave would be home to tell him to do his homework and make him get away from television for the rest of the night. "Seen it. Seen it. Seen it." He said as he flipped through each channel finding nothing new on. "Jeez. Does nothing new ever come on?" He had asked himself. He was hoping no one heard him because it was kind of embarrassing when he asked himself questions. Thankfully it appeared no one had heard him and he sighed a sigh of relief. He was getting bored of watching pointless shows so he turned the TV off and headed for the kitchen.

He walked into the kitchen to see Theodore having have nearly finished the entire box of new cookies. "Man Theodore, don't you think that you should cut down on the snacks." Alvin said as he walked over to the table.

"What makes you say that." Theodore said with a mouthful of cookies.

"I don't know, it seems like you weigh a lot more then you should." Alvin said, "I mean me and Simon only way like 20 pounds, but you weigh like 50 or something."

"So what. That doesn't mean anything." Theo said starting to get upset.

"Yeah it does. It means your fat." Alvin said starting to get into making fun of him.

Tears started forming in Theodore's eyes. "No it doesn't. Just shut up Alvin." Theodore said as he started to cry.

"Hey it's not my fault you weigh so much. We don't make you eat as much as you do. In fact we've been trying to help you lose weight by keeping you off snacks and putting you on diets but you never keep them. You are just to stubborn and addicted to junk food."

"Alvin stop it. It's not my fault." Theodore said as he started to bawl now and head upstairs to get Simon.

"Yes it is." Alvin said chasing after him.

Theodore was lucky he didn't run into anything because he was basically blinded by tears.

"Simon!" Theodore yelled as he headed up the stairs to their room. " Tell Alvin to stop it."

Simon was just starting on typing the final version of his report and got nearly a paragraph done until Theodore came running in.

Alvin had finally made it up the stairs and to the door as Theodore was talking to Simon.

"What are you doing Alvin?" Simon said mad because it usually took a lot to make Theodore cry like he is now.

"What. I just told him that he should lose a little weight and stop snacking." He said innocently. "What's wrong with wanting to make my little brother healthier?"

"No you didn't. You called me fat!" Theodore screamed as he pointed to Alvin then continued to cry in Simon's shirt.

"Alvin. You need to stop it." Simon said. " You know how Theodore feels about his weight. Besides, he doesn't weigh that much more then us."

"Oh yeah. How about 30 pounds? That's a big difference for chipmunks the same age."

"Alvin, just be quiet and apologize to Theodore. You don't need to be reminded of your problem do you?" Simon asked.

Alvin stared in shock knowing exactly what Simon was talking about. "Okay we don't need to bring that up." Alvin said nervously. "I'm sorry Theodore. I guess I was just a little bored and wanted something to do." Alvin said after turning to Theodore.

"That's okay Alvin. I guess I do need to lose some weight." Theodore said finally agreeing with him.

"No you don't. You're fine." Alvin said trying to make him feel better.

"Well I'll see ya." Alvin said as he left back downstairs leaving Simon and Theodore in their room.

"Are you okay Theodore?" Simon asked as he headed back to the dresser to grab a new sweater. Theodore had gotten some of it completely soaked.

"Yeah. I'm fine." Theodore replied.

"Well that's good. Anyway I have a good idea on how to get revenge of Alvin." Simon said as he pulled on his new sweater and headed to Theodore."

"Really! What?" Theodore wanted to know. He was completely game for some revenge. He really didn't forgive Alvin completely. He just said it to get him to leave.

Simon then leaned over and whispered it to Theodore in detail while Theodore listened very well.

Well there it is. Chapter 1. I hope that you liked this start to Karma Hurts Alvin. I am not really good at making characters be mean so when Alvin starts being mean to him and it seems kind of weird, that is my bad. Well anyway I hope to have the next chapter up within a day or two and don't forget to review and leave suggestions. You can email me at if you want to talk to me that way. Again thanks and have fun.