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Status: Last day of summer holidays for Konoha highschool, may a new year begin!

Has OoCness. You have been warned.

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"Oh my gosh here he comes!" The obsessive medical ninja squealed.

She peered through the window and waited desperately for The Uchiha Sasuke to strip down. Her desperate needs could no longer hold it further, so she crept through the window and cautiously hid inside his closet, leaving it open just slightly. The door slammed open, as the pissed off Uchiha Sasuke felt a great relief for the freedom of the fan girls towering all over him. Sakura shuddered as he glared at the suspiciously moving closet. She struggled through his clothes to the very back, trying hard not to make a single sound. Her slight push caused the closet door to move just a little wider, Sasuke walked over and slammed the closet door shut.

-WHACK-.

Her nose was bleeding, she tried to withstand the terrible taste of blood. She tried taking her mind off it, she stared at all his clothes, every single one of them she felt like stealing and wearing. Breathing in, breathing out, breathing in, breathing out. OMG I CANT BREATHE I CAN'T BREATHE!

She gasped and tried to open the door, slightly, again. Sasuke moved on closer and closer, in reach of the door for his clothes. 1 metre away, 50cm away, 20 cm away, 10cm away, 5cm away, 2cm away, 1cm away, 1mm away...

"GAH I CAN'T BREATHE! I CAN'T BREATHE!" Sakura burst out of the closet choking, spluttering, and gasping for air...she looked up, Sasuke had taken off his shirt. Topless, bare...she froze.

GUSH.

Sakura's nose was bleeding even more. Snot and blood splattered onto him. He twitched, and glared into her eyes with a killer intension's cold sight.

"Uh...I-I can explain..."Sakura stammered.

"You were spying on me but then your desperate need to see me naked led you to breaking into my apartment to have a closer glance but then when I slammed the door shut it hit your nose and you couldn't breathe so that is why you decided to spit all the blood and sneeze all the stuff in your nose on me?" He remained expressionless.

"Uh...yeah, that's it" She nodded.

Sasuke dragged her to his door and threw her out, even more pissed at his life.

"Ugh...now i have to get this muck off me..." Sasuke looked at his chest in disgust.

Meanwhile...

Sakura trampled along holding her nose high in the air. She was about on her usual crying when Naruto appeared. She turned around and quickly wiped her eyes, not realising she had just covered her face with blood making her seem like she was beat to the bone. As Naruto came closer she suddenly turned her face and made an evil grin. She tried forcing a few tears out again and purposely ran right into him.

"N-Naruto..." She whimpered.

Inner Sakura: Oh yeah…this should be fun…MWAHAHA!

"Sakura-chan...what happened!?" He yelled.

"S-Sasuke-kun...S-Sasuke-kun...he...threatened to kill me...all I wanted...was to ask him out..." She cried.

"He...did this to you?" He gasped.

"Y-Yes..." She stuttered traumatically.

Inner Sakura: You couldn't be more wrong...MORON

"I understand...I'll help you Sakura-chan!" There was a gleam of pride within his eyes as he raced through the streets. Sakura wiped her face as an evil smirk came upon her face. Idiot.

Naruto smashed the door open and puffed with a serious face, "SASUKE!"

Sasuke twitched, he was in the middle taking a bath. For the next five minutes it went silent. He looked up, grabbed a towel and walked towards Naruto, grabbed him by the collar and threw him out, "What the hell is up with these perverted people today..."

Naruto came flying, he crashed right next to Sakura. She looked down and put on her act again, "N-Naruto-kun...how'd it go...?"

"Mm..." He thought for a moment and looked at her with a serious content in her eyes.

Could Sasuke-kun...have said yes...

"I saw him naked in the bath" He finally replied.

Sakura remained silent, then looked at him with a devil's pissed off expression, "WHAT-DID-YOU- SEE, ANYTHING-PRECISE?"

"Something long and stuck out with a hole in it. He was squeezing it and hold it and something comes out" He nodded.

She grabbed him by the collar and pulled him up, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

Moments later...

Naruto's foot twitched in the air as a hissing sound came out from behind his back, he was brutally beaten, "I-Itai...I was...referring...to his...r-rubber duck"

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