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A/N: Hiyas folks, this be SunshineandDaisys here for my new fic-thingy! I'm writing it with mai cousie!! (grins) It shall be full of strange and crazy parodies acted/sung/written/seen by/heard by/commented on by Yu Yu Hakusho characters. XD So expect all-around randomness, and lots of Monty Python stuff. XD XD XD XD XD
So here's the first little diddy... Enjoy!
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Yusuke Urameshi and the Quest for the Holy Quail
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Scene 1: Yelling French Frenzies!
((This takes place when King Yusuke is trying to find his court of Camelot. Through his journeys, he comes upon many different "knights" but this one in particular is French. Enough said.))
King Yusuke: (standing at the foot of a tall and ominous castle): 'Ello! Who goes there?!
French Guy (standing at the top of the tall and ominous castle): Bonjour! Zis is de place of Karasu! Go away!
King Yusuke: Pardon me, but I am looking for knights to join me at my court of Camelot. I am in search of the Holy Quail.
French Guy: You mean ZE Holy Quail? We already have one of zose! We ate it for dinner! It was TRES yummy!
King Yusuke: Well, have at you!
French Guy: I wave my private parts at you! You selfish kinnnnniggits! (blows raspberry). I fart in your general direction! Your mother was Toguro, and your father smelt of elderberries!
King Yusuke: Well, we must go. Come along, knights! (Followers grab coconuts and trot after him)
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Scene 2: And there was much rejoicing (yaaaay)
((This takes place when King Yusuke and his Court of Camelot are travelling through the weathered fields and caves.))
Narrator: Winter turned to spring. ((Kazuma Kuwabara stands in a beautiful field of flowers.)) Spring turned to summer. ((Kuwabara begins to sweat.)) Summer skipped fall and winter andwent directly back into spring again. ((Kuwabara looks bewildered at the flowers and begins to make flowered chain necklaces.)) And then spring passed summer again and went straight into autumn. ((Kuwabara's precious necklaces float away much to his dismay and are replaced with falling leaves. Poor Kuwabara is nothing but a leafpile now.))
Random peasant: GET ON WITH IT!!!
Following crowd: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
Narrator: Oh, alright! So King Yusuke and his knights of the Triangular Countertop were blocked inside a cave by snow. Here, they were forced to eat Kurama's minstrels--and there was much rejoicing.
((flags wave)) (yaaaay)
Narrator: Then, as boredom struck, Hiei was forced to play Charades, where he was hereby made to act as Strawberry Shortcake--and there was much rejoicing.
((flags wave)) (yaaaay)
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Scene 4: The Search for the Missing Scene
Sir Kurama: My Lord, where is Scene 3?
King Yusuke: Ah! Is there not a Scene 3? ((They all look upwards to previous scenes.))
King Yusuke: How absurd! ((Suddenly, a loud voice from the heavens booms down upon them.))
God: YUSUKE, KING OF THE BRITAINS...
King Yusuke: I'm king of the Britains?
God: YES, YUSUKE! YOU ARE!
Sir Kurama: I thought this was an autonomous collective...
God: OH, DON'T START IN ON THAT AGAIN--YUSUKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
King Yusuke: I'm averting my eyes, Lord!
God: WELL, DON'T! IT'S ALWAYS "SACRED THIS, HOLY THAT," AND "I'M NOT WORTHY..." BUT ANYWAY...YUSUKE, KING OF THE BRITAINS... ((holy music starts.)) ...I HAVE APPOINTED YOU THE TASK OF FINDING THE HOLY QUAIL! LOOK CAREFULLY, YUSUKE... ((a small quail appears in the clouds for a brief moment, then vanishes.)) ...THIS TASK IS OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. YOU MUST FIND THIS QUAIL AND YOU WILL BE GREATLY REWARDED--WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW?!
King Yusuke: I'm groveling, Sire!
God: DID YOU HEAR ANYTHING I SAID? DID YOU SEE THE QUAIL?!?! I GAVE YOU A VISION!
King Yusuke: ...eh heh...heh...
God: JUST GET THE BLOODY QUAIL!!! ((vanishes into the heavens.))
...to be continued!
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A/N: And there's the first chapter! It's a little on the short side, but the next one will be longer and crazier and... yeah. XD Review anyone?