Stupid Naruto World
Volume 1
Chapter 1
The B-rank mission
"ITS MOOOORRRRRRNNNNNIIIING," Naruto screamed into Sasuke's ear.
"Get lost its 3 in the morning," said Sasuke in a slightly annoyed tone as he woke to see the screaming idiot.
"I know its 3 in the morning but we're supposed to go on a mission with Kakashi sensei," said Naruto in an overexcited way which to that sasuke shook his head.
"The mission starts at 3 in the afternoon not 3 in the morning loser," replied Sasuke. Naruto was about to answer that when he realised it was supposed to be at 3 in the afternoon so this being the case he retreated to house.
"Can today get any worse?" Sasuke said to himself as Sakura busted in through the door.
"OMG SASUKE," shouted Sakura in a more overexcited tone than Naruto, "HI SASUKE."
"I just had to ask," Sasuke groaned to himself.
Meanwhile Kakashi was asleep until a certain hyperactive knucklehead woke him up.
"KAKASHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SENSAIIIIIIIII!" Naruto screamed so loud it could be heard at Suna.
"Naruto its 4 in the morning what do you want," Kakashi calmly said.
"I decided to wake you up super early so you're not late AGAIN!" replied Naruto.
"Well if you leave me alone to sleep I'll try my best to arrive on time, deal," said Kakashi.
"Fine deal" said Naruto.
Later that day a group of impatient ninjas were waiting for a certain individual.
"Hi," Kakashi simply said.
"YOUR LATE AND YOU SAID YOU WOULD BE HERE ON TIME IF I LEFT YOU ALONE," shouted Naruto in absolute frustration.
"Well I just wandered off the path of life," replied Kakashi.
"YOU LIAR YOU WERE EATING ALL OF MY RAMEN USING MY HARD EARNED TOKENS YOU ****ARD!" Naruto screamed resulting getting a bump on the head from Sakura.
"YOU IDIOT WATCH YOUR ****ING LANGUAGE," Sakura screamed in his ear.
"Hey both of you ****ing language," said Sasuke in his usual angry tone.
"All of you watch your language now listen up we have got a D-rank mission assignment," said Kakashi
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A D-RANK MISSION THOSE ARE ALL A BUNCH STUFF WHICH CONTAINS TONS OF **** AND **** YOU RAMEN SNATCHER WHICH MEANS YOUR STEAAAALLLIING!"Screamed Naruto which then got him hit with a brick made of sand.
"SHUT THE **** UP YOU ******* I WAS HAVING A NAP UNTIL YOU ****** SHOUTED NOW SHUT UP," screamed Gaara with his teddy which is called Mr. Fuzzy.
"Right listen up we are going to help find Tora the cat again," said Kakashi.
"AGAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN THAT CAT TRIED TO MURDER ME EVERY NIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP IN FEAR THAT THE CAT WILL COME FOR ME AND SCRATCH ME TO DEATH AND TAKE ALL MY RAMEN," screamed Naruto in fear.
"Naruto are you a ninja or a mouse?" asked Kakashi sternly.
"I'm a ninja believe it," replied Naruto.
"Then you should be able to handle one little cat," said Kakashi.
"Fine you better be ready cat its payback time," screamed Naruto.
5 hours later.
Naruto handed Tora to her owner and was pleased that he didn't have to suffer it anymore; he had been scratched all over his face and body.
"Stupid cat almost killed me again," Naruto grumbled.
"Loser," Sasuke said to Naruto.
"Shut up Sasuke" Naruto shouted at Sasuke and when Sakura tried to punch him he grabbed her fist.
"Not this time Sakura you have punched me so much that now I can tell what you're going to do ne…" Naruto tried to say next but Sakura punched him with her other fist.
"What was that Naruto," said Sakura while smirking.
"Right all of you stop fighting I have a B rank mission for you," shouted Tsunade other the others.
"REALLY ALRIGHT," shouted Naruto excitedly.
"But you'll be allied with another two squads," said Tsunade trying to calm Naruto down.
"Why"? Replied Naruto, we can handle this ourselves especially with me around".
"With you around we are more likely to fail", Sasuke said to Naruto.
"What did you say", Naruto replied angrily.
"Enough of this let's just go over the mission details before I destroy something", Tsunade said in frustration before calming down, "One of the towns in The Land of Marsh has recently been attacked by an unknown group of ninjas, the town were able to hold of the attack but the damage done to the town was great, they suspect the group will try again but be much more stronger, there intentions and whereabouts are still unknown so your mission will be to protect the town and discover their motive".
"Sounds like a piece of cake", said Naruto.
"I've already told the squads accompanying you the details they'll meet you by the village entrance also it will take two days to get there so be prepared and finally Jiraiya is at the village and will give you the details", Tsunade briefed quickly.
"What the Pervy Sage is in this as well" Naruto screamed in shock.
"Yes now GET OUT", screamed Tsunade as Naruto and the others ran out of the room.
"Now to get back at my Konaha Entertainment Weekly," Tsunade said as she looked down at her desk and saw it was gone, "damn".