Sorry I haven't updated in a long time. I have been racking my brain to come up with more ideas so here it is a new Kai and Voltaire funny story. Sorry the pretty blackmail one was confusing but it was his medication that made him go loopy. Thanks to all my reviewers! I don't own Beyblade or it's characters if I did I would make Voltaire go into a retirement home and I would put Boris in anger management class. Read and review please! Enjoy. Oh and this one will be a couple chapters long! ^_^

AN: I don't know how Voltaire got this stupid so don't ask me! Ok! Good.

~At the Abby~

"This plan is fool proof. This time those stupid BladeBreakers are not going to stop me!" Voltaire cackled "WUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH*cough* WUHAHAAHAH!"

"Still trying to get that evil laugh down, huh?" Boris asked entering Voltaire's office.

"Yes and I think I almost have it!"

"No you don't" Boris said bluntly.

"Do to!" *acting like a kid*

"Do not!" *acting like a kid*

"Do to!"

"Do not times a trillion!"

"Do to times a.. *thinks* INFINITY!"

"No such thing!"

"Is t-" Voltaire got cut off by one of his men/butlers.

*Looks around* "Umm..... Sir your ultimate weapon has arrived."

*Regains his age and does an evil look* "Excellent! Bring her in." His 'evil' henchman went out of the room only to return a couple seconds later with a huge metal crate. He then opens it with one of them space-age laser things and out pops.

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Cliffhanger sorry I just had to do it to get it out of my system ok Read and review next chapter will be longer I just wanted to have a cliffhanger.