EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
SIMON BIRCH
VS
PETER GRIFFIN
BEGIN
[SIMON BIRCH]
OH NO WHAT THE FUCK IT PETER WITH THE SHIT
WHO CARE ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS BEING A BITCH
YOUR FAT YOUR DOG CAN TALK THAT STRANGE
UNLIKE YOU YOUR ALWAYS BEING TOO DERANGED
YOUR SHOW IS A BADASS IT ONLY FOR ADULT
ALL YOU DO IS SHOW PROFANITY NUDITY AND ALCOHOL
IF I WERE YOU I WOULD TEACH YOUR SON A LESSON
ALWAYS A BAD BABY JUST LIKE YOU SIN
[PETER GRIFFIN]
OH SHUT IT UP YOU GOD LOVING NERD
ALL YOU DO IS BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT YOU SEE AND HEARD
IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I'LL KICK YOUR TINY ASS
EVERYBODY KNOW THAT NERD IS LAST OF CLASS
YOU LIKE BOOBS YOU PERVERT HOW ABOUT A FUCKING KICK
YOU CAN'T WIN IF YOU HAVE A TINY LITTLE DICK
AT CHURCH YOU COULDN'T EVEN KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT
YOU KILLED REBECCA OH WHAT THE FUCK
[SIMON BIRCH]
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU SAY I HAVE A LOT OF FAITH
IF YOU KNOW YOU NEVER TAKE YOUR WIFE ON A DATE
YOU JUST SIT THERE EATING FOOD AND WATCHING TELEVISION
WHILE I'M OUT IN THE SUN HAVING FUN THAT IS
CAN'T YOU SEE YOU CUSS WAY MORE THAN ME
I ONLY SAY ASSHOLE CAUSE THAT WAS MY BELIEF
IF I WAS IN CHARGE YOU WOULD BE EXECUTED
WHEN I FINISH THIS SONG YOU WILL EAT YOUR OWN SHIT
[PETER GRIFFIN]
WHO ASK YOU ANYTHING ABOUT MY FAMILY LIFE
UNLEAST ON A FIELD TRIP I NEVER DIE
YOU MADE YOUR MOVIE TRAGEDY THAT IS SO WRONG
PEOPLE WANT ADVENTURE ACTION AND SONG
OKAY SIMON BITCH THAT IS YOUR NICKNAME
YOUR PARENTS MIGHT DISOWN YOU FOR BEING INSANE
I DON'T NEED A CHILD LEACTURE YOUR GOING DOWN THE WELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE AND SEE YOU IN HELL