Chapter One: Nightcloud's Song: I Love you Crowy Don't Leave me for that Leafy-poo!
"Welcome to 106.9 The Clans! Radio station. Today's song is by a famous but problematic cohost of the most-watched show on ClanTV! That's right, folks, let's hear Nightcloud's Song, by Nightcloud. Also known as "I Love You Crowy Don't Leave Me for that Leafy-poo!" this song was made when Nightcloud was feeling very lovey-dovey about Crowfeather, whose known mates are Leafpool and Nightcloud," said the radio host…Brightheart!
"If I was your girlfriend, Crowy, I'd never let you go, I'd take you places you'd never been before." Nightcloud's voice carried through the CD player.
" Oh, oh, Crowy, if you're listening
I want you to know that my face is glistening,
Because of all the tears you brought,
Because of what you thought,
Oh-oh-oh!
I'm nothing, nothing, nothing to you,
You just want to be through
With me!
And go with this Leaf-poo!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
I don't trouble with you,
I just want this to be through!
I don't like seeing you with Leaf-poo!
But I gotta hold on,
To the belief that one day,
You'll come back to me and say,
"Oh, Nighty, you were right,
And I'm sorry for the fight,
I'll stay with you for the end of time,
Never, never, to go with that leaf-grime!"
And we'll end this love-hate triangle!
Because I don't like Leafy-poo!
The only thing that matters,
In my world is you!
So, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
I just want to let you know,
And to tell and show,
That I still love you yet
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
You still don't love me I bet!
But I see the way it goes,
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh,
You're still mating WindClan's foes!
There's nobody Leaf-poo can beat,
'Cause she's at the bottom of the heap!
There's no one that I can't beat,
'Cause on me, Crowy is sweet!
'Cause without you, my life is sweet.
I don't know why Crowy prefers you,
It's just a big mistake!
I am the real one,
And Leafy-poo's just a fake.
Your son hates you anyway,
So just give my Crowy away!"
"Aaaaaaand that's Nightcloud's Song by Nightcloud!" Brightheart mewed.
Next up- Nightcloud's nemesis has her own song to rival Nightcloud's song. Who is this nemesis, and who is she singing to?