A/N: This was in my head and I couldn't do anything else until I got it out...hope you enjoy.
You Started It
Rory was very embarrassed to say the least...she couldn't believe he would go so far as to interrupt class! Rory grabbed a coffee and dialed her mom's cell phone, 'hello?' her mom answered.
"I just had the worst history class ever!" Rory groaned.
"What happened?" Lorelai asked, "Did you learn something so boring that you fell asleep and awoke to your classmates sniggering behind your back?"
"No...worse." Rory said.
"Worse my goodness...don't start until I have coffee, do you have coffee?" Lorelai asked hurriedly.
"Yes it was the first thing I did." Rory replied without thinking.
"Before you called me? I'm insulted." Lorelai sniffed.
"Mom crisis here, please focus." Rory ordered.
"Alright I have coffee go ahead." Lorelai told her daughter.
"You know the guy I was telling you about?" Rory started, "Well this little 'flirting game' as you put it has just gone a step further."
"Oh my god you're pregnant!" Lorelai screeched.
"What? Mom, what?" Rory said...where did her mom get that.
"Well you said you took a step further, so obviously you had sex, and now you're freaking out..." Lorelai said taking a deep breath.
"He took it a step further not us." Rory corrected.
"Oh Rory what did you let him do to you?" Lorelai sighed; she THOUGHT her daughter was smart.
"Mom stop it...just listen." Rory went on to explain what the boys had done and ended with ... shouting 'Damn it Gilmore give them back their balls!' Lorelai was now laughing so hard, that Rory was seriously contemplating hanging up on her.
"Well as I see it you have three options." Lorelai said, "But two of them aren't REAL options in my opinion so you better pick number three."
"Go on." Rory said resigned to her fate.
"Number one: you can ignore it and go on with the flirting game you have, hook up with him and ditch him. Number two: You cry and fight with him about it and tell him to shove off. Or my personal favorite number three: You fight back, prank him!" Lorelai suggested.
"Hmm, that last one has potential...but what would I do." Rory asked, "You know I'm not nearly as creative as you."
"Suck up." Lorelai said.
"Hey!" Rory giggled.
"Don't giggle. If he tries to talk to you, don't do it. You need to be able to act really well and no offence hun but if you see him before hand the plan will fall through." Lorelai told her daughter.
"Excuse me all of my talents come from you so my lack of acting can be blamed entirely on you...the woman who birthed me." Rory said.
"Not nice, now you need Paris..." Lorelai started.
"No!" Rory said loudly.
"Yes I'm sorry but it's necessary. And someone willing to act like a slut will be needed too." Lorelai explained.
"What?" Rory asked now thoroughly confused.
"Just trust me here, the plan is..." Lorelai began.
--
"Paris I need your help." Rory pleaded.
"Say that again." Paris ordered.
"I need your help, I'm begging you." Rory said.
"With what?" Paris asked.
"A prank." Rory bit her lip.
"No way...my impression here at Yale is very important to me and I am not jeopardizing it for a stupid prank...no way." Paris shook her head.
"But it's really important to me and it involves Logan." Rory continued.
"Oh lover boy...now I'm definitely not going to help." Paris shook her head.
"It's a little acting job; just a prank I'm pulling on him...it's a small part." Rory continued.
"So now you want me to ruin my reputation for a 'small part' not even something worth mentioning?" Paris asked angrily.
"You get to glare at him and yell at him AND act like you hate him." Rory told Paris.
"So it's not really an acting job at all." Paris said thoughtfully.
"Well...the situation's a little different." Rory explained.
"How?" Paris asked suspiciously.
"Well..." Rory started to explain.
--
"I need an outfit for something, want to go shopping?" Rory had called up Stephanie.
"Sure thing." Steph agreed.
"You need an outfit too so bring some cash. I'll meet you outside your dorm in ten. Bye!" Rory hung up before Steph could reply and ran to get in her car. Driving over to Steph's dorm she pulled up outside and waited for Steph to run out and hop in.
"Where are we going? Why do I need an outfit?" Steph asked as soon as she sat down.
"Well I thought we'd hit the mall and I'll explain later...as we shop." Rory told her friend.
"Nope not happening. I'll get out right now if you don't tell me." Steph put her hand on the door handle.
"I'm pulling a prank on Logan and I need your help." Rory started.
"Why didn't you say so?" Steph put on her seatbelt, "Let's go explain on the way."
"Alright." Rory explained the plan as they got on the highway to go to the mall. It was a twenty minute drive so she and Steph worked out some flaws in the plan and wrote out some dialogue.
"How did you get Paris to agree to this?" Steph asked.
"I told her she got to hate Logan and she was in." Rory said scanning the parking lot for a space.
"This is why I take the limo to the mall...the driver parks for you. And why does Paris hate Huntz?" Steph rambled.
"She doesn't hate him she's just not pleased that he won't smarten up and stop playing with me. She feels strongly on the whole relationship thing not just a casual fling." Rory said taking a sharp turn and getting into a spot right by the door.
"How on earth did you pass driver's ed?" Steph asked laughing as they got out of the car.
"Have you met my grandparents? I'm almost certain they bribed the teacher." Rory explained.
"Oh." Steph laughed.
"So where should we go for you?" Rory asked.
"This kind of shopping not your thing?" Steph raised her eyebrows.
"Not exactly." Rory shook her head.
"Let's start with you. The Gap, very conservative." Steph said and pointed her in the right direction.
"I don't want to look like a nun." Rory started.
"Don't worry but we need to play up your childish side so that there's a major contrast between me and you." Steph reminded.
"Right." Rory nodded.
"I know just the thing." Steph said.
"Okay." Rory let her drag her in and out of store after store before finally deciding on an outfit; a black pleated skirt that came down to her knees, with cute pink pointed flats and a white camisole lined with lace covered by a sleeveless black knit shrug. Her hair was going to be in two braids with black ribbons that matched her shrug and had lace to accent the lace on the shirt. She would be carrying a canvas tote bag in a cream color with a blue and pink logo.
"Okay your turn." Rory said and once again they were in and out of stores trying to find an outfit, this one proved to be much more difficult than Rory's was. She ended up with a very mini denim skirt, dark olive beaded halter, black sandal heals and a black Gucci bag.
"This was a very productive day." Steph laughed as they left the mall.
"Definitely. I think we should do the prank in two days during his Journalism class." Rory suggested.
"Sure that's gives us time to learn our lines." Steph agreed.
"I'll being you a copy of the script later tonight so you can study." Rory told her.
"Yay! Homework!" Steph said sarcastically.
"Very funny." Rory rolled her eyes.
--
"Mom I'm going to mess this up it's not going to be a good prank...how I could let you talk me into this." Rory paced she was with her mom who was currently attempting to do her braids if she would sit still instead of jumping up to pace every five seconds.
"Sit. Now." Lorelai said, "You'll be fine. Just smile and fake cry really well."
"Right." Rory rolled her eyes at her mom.
"Now start practicing your lines." Lorelai suggested.
"Okay...wait what's my first line? Is it Logan baby how could you or Logan darling what did you do?" Rory asked franticly.
"Either sounds fine. I have to stick to the script." Rory said.
"I think it's the first one." Lorelai said.
"Okay thanks." Rory relaxed just a bit.
"When will Steph be here?" Lorelai asked her daughter.
"In like ten minutes and I have to be ready so could you hurry with the braids?" Rory asked impatiently.
Lorelai bit her tongue to stop from lashing out at her daughter and tied the last ribbon, "Go put your clothes on and come back out so Steph can do your kindergarten make-up when she gets here."
"Yes mother." Rory rolled her eyes and hurried to go get changed.
"Don't roll your eyes at me..." Lorelai tried to sound threatening, "Coming!" She called when someone knocked at the door.
"Hey Lorelai!" Steph hugged her.
"You haven't come to see me in weeks." Lorelai scolded.
"I'm sorry I've been busy. Maybe Rory and I can come this weekend and make it a girls weekend?" Steph asked.
"Sounds good." Lorelai smiled.
"So...where is she?" Steph asked.
"Just putting on her outfit...speaking of which are you getting changed here?" Lorelai asked.
"Yes Rory has my stuff." Steph explained.
"Oh." Lorelai nodded.
"I'm here!" Rory came out in her very conservative yet cute ensemble.
"Excellent. I'll do your makeup and then you can grab Paris and go." Steph told her.
"Paris is just getting ready herself. You're not going to miss your cue are you?" Rory asked threateningly.
"No mother." Steph rolled her eyes.
"Good." Rory laughed and sat down to get ready.
--
"Paris as soon as Logan tries to get up to comfort me..." Rory started.
"I come in. I know." Paris said.
"Alright." Rory took a deep breath.
"Go, go, go." Paris pushed her slightly.
"Logan baby how could you? I trusted you, I cared about you...I loved you!" Rory started up the stairs to where Logan was sitting with a shocked look on his face, "Didn't you love me, and didn't I mean something to you?" Rory said and she got to desk.
"Ace what are..." Logan started.
"Don't play dumb Logan...I came to surprise you last night, I was wearing my outfit you like and everything but then SHE walked out of your room. I was so sad...how could you do this to me?" Rory said her voice getting slightly louder.
"Ace come on..." Logan tried to stop her.
"Don't you Ace me! I trusted you...you were my everything." Rory shouted.
"Rory, Ace," Logan pleaded.
"Shut up...shut up!" Rory slapped him.
"Ow!" Logan rubbed his cheek.
"You deserved it you...you...you bastard!" Rory's eyes went wide and she dropped to the stairs fake sobbing loudly into her hands.
"Oh Ace..." Logan started to go towards her.
"Stay away form her Jackass!" Paris came storming in, "Don't you go near her!"
"Paris I didn't do anything!" Logan started.
"You broke her heart." Paris scolded and she helped Rory up beginning to lead her down the stairs.
"Ace! Paris!" Logan called.
"Oh Paris. I lost my virginity to him!" Rory sobbed.
"I know sweetie..." Paris hot Logan a glare as they left the room.
"Finn...Colin..." Logan looked at his friends they were laughing their heads off.
"Hey baby." Steph came into the room.
"Oh god..." Logan's eyes went wide.
"Last night was amazing..." Steph flipped her curly hair out of her eyes, "We're still on for round two tonight?"
"Steph!" Colin stood up angrily.
"Steph what are you talking about?" Logan asked.
"She's gone Logan you don't have to pretend anymore..." Steph got up really close to him, "She'll never know." She stage whispered in his ear and kissed his neck.
"Steph you should go." Logan said forcefully.
"Bye babe...I'll see you tonight." Steph left trying not to laugh as she walked out the door.
--
"That was amazing, I didn't even think about Colin's reaction." Steph laughed.
"Will he be okay?" Rory asked.
"He'll be fine after I explain it to him; I'm worried about poor Logan having a heart attack." Steph laughed.
"That was awesome!" Paris said.
"Told you." Rory poked her friend.
"Ya, ya Gilmore." Paris rolled her eyes.
"How long until he shows up at your dorm?" Steph asked.
"His class ends in five minutes and we got to give him time to explain to Colin he has no idea what you're talking about...so I say we have twenty minutes to get back to my dorm with coffee." Rory told them.
"Why coffee?" Steph asked.
"You think my mom wants to watch the show without the elixir of life? Ya, right..." Rory sad sarcastically.
"Sorry I asked." Steph said raising her eyebrows.
--
"Rory! Ace! Open up!" Logan pounded on the door.
Lorelai tiptoed to the door and pulled it open.
"What the hell was all of that about?" Logan yelled.
"That was called payback...and a damn fine acting job." Rory said from her position on the couch.
"So we're okay?" Logan asked unsure.
"Yes we're fine." Rory answered.
"Aw lover boy's concerned..." Steph giggled.
"Haha." Logan said sarcastically, "It took fast talking to get your boyfriend to stop before he beat the crap out of me."
"Now that's funny." Lorelai said.
"You must be Rory's mom...nice to meet you." Logan smiled shaking her hand.
"Nice to meet you to, please call me Lorelai." Lorelai gave her daughter a thumbs up behind Logan's back.
"So Ace you do realize I may have to get you back for this right?" Logan asked.
"I realize you'll try." Rory nodded.
"You're awfully sure of yourself." Logan said.
"I'm not easily fooled." Rory said and Lorelai and Stephanie laughed.
THE END
A/N – What do you think? Should I continue? I have more pranks in mind if you say yes. If you want to see the girls outfits go to my homepage...you'll fine the link in my profile.