This is my version of what would happen if Miroku got blocked from televison with the V-Chip. You know, like on the commercials we see where the parent or parents sit down with the TV stars and tell them they're blocked? Yeah this is something like it. Well enjoy. It's really short though.
A woman, around 38 years old, caucasian, divorced, with black hair and make up on her face, sat in her living room on the couch with a very handsome Miroku. She had two children. Both girls, one 14 and the other 16.
"My lady, you are very pretty. I was wondering if..." Miroku scooted closer to the woman. "If you could bear my children."
"That was very sweet of you but that's not why your here. Listen Miroku you are one of the funniest and handsome guys on Inuyasha and that comes from the heart."
"Oh so you noticed my good looks and charms." Miroku said running his hand over his hair. The woman giggled.
"Yeah, but anyway. You have a bit of a pervy side and I am afraid you could give my daughters babies so, I'm going to have to block you."
"Oh man, not again. Am I really that pervy?" Miroku asked.
"Well you did once ask an 11 year to consider bearing your children. And you do have a habit of putting your hands were they don't belong. Like right now." The woman said with her eye twitching. Miroku's hand had found its way to the side of her behind.
"Oh, sorry about that. Well maybe I should go do you a favor and tell your daughters the bad news, since this is going to be the last time they see me for a while." Miroku said getting up and heading towards their room.
"Yeah, you go do that." The woman sat there drinking some of her tea. Then something hit her (not physically) and she ran after Miroku yelling "LAY A FINGER ON ONE OF MY DAGUHTERS AND I'LL PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU WONT BE ABLE TO HAVE ANY CHILDREN!"
This idea popped in my head after reading a fanfic and watching TV at the same time. Then the commercial for the V-Chip came up and bingo the idea was in my head and I had to write.