Taylor: Hey guys!! I'm back! Thank you to everyone who reviewed my 'Hot Chocolate' story! You're all fantastic!

Naruto: Ah, stop! You're making me blush!

Taylor: Twitches Naruto, you didn't review. Wait, you didn't even read it!

Naruto: At least you centred it on Hinata and me though!

Taylor: Hinata and I

Naruto: What'd ya mean?! It wasn't you! It was me!

Taylor: ………

Gaara: Before she rolls Naruto into a carpet and throws him off a bridge, Taylor does not own any of the characters! Hey! Where's my cookie?!

Taylor: On with the story!

Neji liked the park.

Neji liked walking in the park.

Neji liked feeding the ducks in the park – who occasionally attacked him.

Neji woke up on a bright sunny morning -due to his cousin Hanabi screaming around the house about her teddy, - and decided to take a stroll in his favourite little park.

He arrived at the park -slightly annoyed to be woken up- and walked beside the lake.

"How come it doesn't WORK?!" screeched a bush close to Neji.

……

So Hinata was right – he is going mad.

Just to ensure that he wasn't crazy, he peered behind the bush to find a frustrated Konohamaru yelling to a book. If only Hinata saw this she might change her mind.

Neji stared at Konohamaru.

Konohamaru stared at Neji.

Neji stared at Konohamaru.

Konohamaru grinned sheepishly at Neji.

"Hey! You're the genius!" He exclaimed in awe.

"What are you holding and why are you screaming at it?" Neji asked, choosing to ignore him.

Konohamaru's face changed from admiration to frustration again.

"Well, it's a book that explains ways to get a girl you like! I tried it on Moegi and it was useless. I can't refund it though, because the man at the shop was scary." He stopped and grinned.

"But you! I bet you have it for that panda-haired girl, don't you?!"

Neji took a deep breath "She does not have panda hair. And no! I do not like her!"

"Everybody knows you do! And think how great it would be if she was your girlfriend!"

Neji considered this. "How much?"

"10 dollars"

"Deal"

Kononhamaru dropped the book, grabbed the money and ran away as if his life depended on it.

Neji glanced at the cover "10 Ways To Get Your Girl!"

Go home and read it!

Go home and stay home you stupid inner person!

In case you haven't noticed, I live here. Read it! Read it! Read it!His inner chanted continuously.

Fine, you win. But if anything happens, I'm blaming you.

Then you'll look even more crazy!

Tushá

"Mommy, why is that boy talking to himself?" questioned a little boy.

"Grr….." growled Neji, thus making the little kid cry.

Neji ran back to the Hyuuga Household to read his golden book of glory.

Konohamaru learned a valuable lesson: If you don't like something, sell it for more!

The ducks felt abandoned due to lack of attention from Neji that day.

And the little boy stayed in the same spot crying until his mother called him in for dinner.

Yay!! Another story! :D This is incredibly short :( But they WILL get longer!! ;)

This is going to be continued though! Anyway! Gaara ate all my cookies, but I have muffins!

(That he doesn't know about! So don't tell him!) lol

Review!! You know you want to!