A/N: HELLO, KIDS! I was slightly bored the other day (slightly is an understatement). So, I decided to write Scorpius/Rose note-passing story. Hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter Characters, they all belong to the amazing Jo Rowling.

Chapter 1: Transfiguration Absurdity

Bold= Rose

Normal=Scorpius

Psst, Weasley!

Malfoy? Why are you passing notes in class? I want to- no, need to pay attention!

Keep your knickers on! It's just Transfigurations. Hey, Weasley! Do you mind loaning me your notes after class?

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Weasley? Stop ignoring me, darn it!

What? You try to distract me, and then ask for my notes? You're an unbelievable prick!

Come on! You know talking to me is more entertaining than watching McG try to drill the 'importance of not transfiguring your friend' into our brains. She's staring at me too! I only did it once!

You turned my cousin into a pomegranate! I'm surprised he could sleep in the same dorm as you.

He was a sexy pomegranate, thank you very much! And why so surprised, Weasley? Jealous Al gets to sleep near this masterpiece?

That's it! This paper is going into the rubbish bin. Or better yet, I'll burn it. Ta ta, Malfoy.

Pleeease! Don't burn my perfect writing! I'll actually do prefect rounds with you, what do you say about that?

And I can make you my personal house elf?- err, don't tell my mum.

Tsk, tsk. You can only pick one, which shall it be Weasley? Your personal pleasure, or the time your mum will waste with all the S.P.E.W. nonsense? Time is running out, I can easily owl your mother after class.

WHAT? Pleasure? You couldn't ever please me with the best chocolate sundae from the muggle shop I like!

Weasley, all the girls in our year would disagree in that area. Haven't you heard anything from your dorm mates? I've heard some of them love to say my name in their sleep.

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Stop ignoring me! I can see you blushing; I always knew Weasley genes were unfortunate-

See? NOW, I HAVE DETENTION FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE!

Geez, I'm sorry, Rose. No need to go all 'time of the month' on me.

...OVER.

I'll be back…

A/N: What did you think? Please R&R! It makes my creativity juices flow!