Bomber Man
(by Sailor Taichichi Vegeta)
Disclaimer:
Tails: Aren't we forgetting something?
Me: What?
Tails: If somebody reads this and there's no disclaimer, you know what could happen.
Me: Fine! I don't own Bomberman Generations!
Tails: Aren't we forgetting something else?
Me: The Flood owns the original song.
Tails: That's better.
Me: *sigh*
Bomber man, bomber man,
Doin' the things a bomber can
What's he like? It's not important
Bomber man
Is he a dot or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows
Bomber man
Pirate man, pirate man
Pirate man hates bomber man
They have a fight, pirate wins
Pirate man
Helmet man, helmet man
Wearing his favorite helmet man
Usually kind to bomber man
Helmet man
He'll watch for when you need a hand
He'll give you a hand so you won't get canned
The way he helps is truly grand
Excellent man
Helmet man
Science man, science man
Hiding behind a frying pan
Spends his time in a garbage can
Science man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Is he totally useless?
Who came up with science man?
Annoying man
Science man
Pirate man, pirate man
Pirate man hates science man
They have a fight, pirate wins
Pirate man
PS: Level 5's boss is a Voltron rip-off!