Disclaimer: I don't own the existing characters in here. blah blah. I don't
want to get sued!
Author's note: Just another screwed up fanfic born out of boredom.
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(Opening Scene on bridge. Dr. Crusher sits in the captain's chair, and Spot in the first officer's)
Crusher: It's nice to run the ship and all, but don't you think they could have gotten someone other than Data's cat to be the first officer while everyone is on the away mission?
Spot: meow (translation: What? You don't think I can do a good job?)
Crusher: No, no, it's not that, but usually it's someone who is. umm. well. not a cat.
(Troi comes back from the away mission and sits in her usual chair)
Troi: Beverly, are you talking to the cat again?
Crusher: Noooo. of course not, why would I do that? (she pauses, and says, defensively) Well, what do you expect me to do when you leave me on the bridge alone?
(The captain, Riker, Data, Worf, Wesley, and nameless ensigns return to the bridge. Spot attacks Riker.)
Data: Spot! No! Bad cat!
Crusher (whispers to Troi): I think she is getting power hungry (Troi nods in apprehension)
Picard: Mr. Data, do something with that cat!
(Data nods and carries a furious feline off the bridge)
Crusher: Does that mean I have to leave too? (she smiles flirtatiously)
Picard (enamored): No, of course not (he grins)
(Data returns and sits back at his chair)
Picard: Is everything under control now, Mr. Data?
Data: Yes, sir
Wesley: There seems to be an unusual anomaly in space
Worf (grumbles sarcastically): Oh, that is just soooo unusual
Data: There seems to be a primitive spaceship coming out of the anomaly.
Wesley: Sir, haven't we done this plotline before?
Data: Incorrect ensign, that was a spaceship floating through space with cryogenically frozen 21st century people in it. This spaceship seems to have unfrozen 21st century people in it who seem to have jumped an anomaly into our time period.
Wesley (confused): Oh.
Worf (with a tad of disbelief): They're hailing us, sir
Picard: If they're so primitive, how can they hail us? Well, onscreen anyway.
(On the screen are three teenagers, who shall now be known as Hikaru, Latara, Spoot, and Syaka)
Latara (onscreen): I'm the captain of this vessel
Hikaru: Hey! I want to be the captain
Latara: No, Hikaru, you shoot the weapons, remember
Hikaru (angrily): Latara, we are on a tiny little spaceship we bought on Ebay, there are no weapons!
(Latara pushes her aside and turns back to the viewscreen, pretending not to notice that Hikaru is fuming in the background)
Picard (offscreen): Is there something you need assitance with?
Latara: Yes, captain, all of our crew is kind of cramped in here, can you please, umm., let us on your ship?
Worf: I think we should blow them up
Picard: I don't think that's necessary, Mr. Worf, I believe we can beam them on here without too much trouble
Syaka: Oh, yes, we won't be any trouble at all! (she grins menacingly)
Spoot: Spoot to the World!!!!! Anyway, Captain, can I meet Data? Please? Pretty please?
(Worf looks at the Captain suspiciously. The captain looks uneasy)
Picard: Ummm. Transporter Room, beam them up
Woot! Okay, I will continue this in the next chapter. I hope you liked it, please review!
Author's note: Just another screwed up fanfic born out of boredom.
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(Opening Scene on bridge. Dr. Crusher sits in the captain's chair, and Spot in the first officer's)
Crusher: It's nice to run the ship and all, but don't you think they could have gotten someone other than Data's cat to be the first officer while everyone is on the away mission?
Spot: meow (translation: What? You don't think I can do a good job?)
Crusher: No, no, it's not that, but usually it's someone who is. umm. well. not a cat.
(Troi comes back from the away mission and sits in her usual chair)
Troi: Beverly, are you talking to the cat again?
Crusher: Noooo. of course not, why would I do that? (she pauses, and says, defensively) Well, what do you expect me to do when you leave me on the bridge alone?
(The captain, Riker, Data, Worf, Wesley, and nameless ensigns return to the bridge. Spot attacks Riker.)
Data: Spot! No! Bad cat!
Crusher (whispers to Troi): I think she is getting power hungry (Troi nods in apprehension)
Picard: Mr. Data, do something with that cat!
(Data nods and carries a furious feline off the bridge)
Crusher: Does that mean I have to leave too? (she smiles flirtatiously)
Picard (enamored): No, of course not (he grins)
(Data returns and sits back at his chair)
Picard: Is everything under control now, Mr. Data?
Data: Yes, sir
Wesley: There seems to be an unusual anomaly in space
Worf (grumbles sarcastically): Oh, that is just soooo unusual
Data: There seems to be a primitive spaceship coming out of the anomaly.
Wesley: Sir, haven't we done this plotline before?
Data: Incorrect ensign, that was a spaceship floating through space with cryogenically frozen 21st century people in it. This spaceship seems to have unfrozen 21st century people in it who seem to have jumped an anomaly into our time period.
Wesley (confused): Oh.
Worf (with a tad of disbelief): They're hailing us, sir
Picard: If they're so primitive, how can they hail us? Well, onscreen anyway.
(On the screen are three teenagers, who shall now be known as Hikaru, Latara, Spoot, and Syaka)
Latara (onscreen): I'm the captain of this vessel
Hikaru: Hey! I want to be the captain
Latara: No, Hikaru, you shoot the weapons, remember
Hikaru (angrily): Latara, we are on a tiny little spaceship we bought on Ebay, there are no weapons!
(Latara pushes her aside and turns back to the viewscreen, pretending not to notice that Hikaru is fuming in the background)
Picard (offscreen): Is there something you need assitance with?
Latara: Yes, captain, all of our crew is kind of cramped in here, can you please, umm., let us on your ship?
Worf: I think we should blow them up
Picard: I don't think that's necessary, Mr. Worf, I believe we can beam them on here without too much trouble
Syaka: Oh, yes, we won't be any trouble at all! (she grins menacingly)
Spoot: Spoot to the World!!!!! Anyway, Captain, can I meet Data? Please? Pretty please?
(Worf looks at the Captain suspiciously. The captain looks uneasy)
Picard: Ummm. Transporter Room, beam them up
Woot! Okay, I will continue this in the next chapter. I hope you liked it, please review!