A Hetalia - Axis Powers Facebook fanfic ~ by xXMochixxxDevilXx


[A/N]: Hello readers! I have been reading a lot of Facebook Fanfics and I felt like I just had to try one out. Now which category fits perfectly here? Of course, Hetalia! So, here it is: The nations on Facebook! Enjoy!


"Ve~ Luddy...I still don't get it...Facebook?" A flustered Feliciano asked the bigger nation. "Do I really need to have one?"

"Well, it's your choice...um...I can guide you as I am on it too-" Ludwig aka Germany was suddenly broken off as Feliciano aka Italy tackled him onto the ground. "Ve~! Germany is on Facebook too! Please get me an account! Please~!"

Germany, face flushed, sighed deep and got up, walking towards the computer. "So...um..this where you enter your first name-"


Feliciano Vargas is now friends with Ludwig Belschmidt, Lovino Vargas and 55 others.

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Feliciano Vargas is angry at a certain Ludwig Belschmidt

Francis Bonnefoy, Arthur Kirkland and 20 others like this.

Ludwig Belschmidt ...

Lovino Vargas Feli! What did that potato bastard do! Tell me, I'll go break his neck!

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Francis Bonnefoy Did you do something Ludwig~? If you know what I mean! Honhonhonhon~!

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Arthur Kirkland Of course not you perverted frog!

Feliciano Vargas N-No! Luddy didn't do anything like that big brother France! And no need for that Romano!

Ludwig Belschmidt Mein gott1! So much for lying!

Francis Bonnefoy What did you lie about Ludwig~? Hn?

Arthur Kirkland Yeah, what?

Feliciano Vargas Luddy said that we get a plate of pasta when we make an account here! Liar!

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Gilbert Belschmidt Kesesesesese! Aye, West! You are one heck of a trickster trying to get poor Feli here.

Ludwig Belschmidt Seriously, bruder2, I don't want to talk about it. There is already a lot I have to do to make up for that...

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Francis Bonnefoy Honhonhon~! I see...I see...Where are you Elizaveta chéri3?

Ludwig Belschmidt Nothing of THAT sort you wine pervert!

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Feliciano Vargas Ve~ Germany...why are you blushing?

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Ludwig Belschmidt ...


"Sorry Feli, but the truth is, social networking doesn't give you pasta..." Ludwig tried reasoning, but Feliciano looked away and huffed. He should have known how adamant both the Italian brothers were when it came to their pasta. He only shrugged.

And then an idea struck him.

"Though you can meet other pasta admirers."

"Ve~! Really, Germany? How!?" Italy exclaimed, obviously happy to hear that.

"Well, it's really easy." Germany proceeded. "All you have to do is search for a suitable page and-"


Feliciano Vargas likes the page pasta~!

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Lovino Vargas Feli...I don't think we need Facebook to tell us that.

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Feliciano Vargas Ve~! I thought I might get pasta from Facebook this way!

Lovino Vargas YOU STILL BELIEVE WHAT THAT POTATO BASTARD HAS TO SAY! I AM YOUR BROTHER GODDAMIT!

Antonio Fernandez Ah! Mi Lovi! Don't get angry!

Lovino Vargas What do you want tomato bastard? Go clean our rooms for me and pick some fresh pomodori4! Bastard...

Antonio Fernandez You wound me Lovi...and still you are the henchman in this relation...D:

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Roderich Edelstein How pathetic...

Feliciano Vargas Luddy! Where's the pasta!? : (

Ludwig Belschmidt ...

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Lovino Vargas likes the page Amo il mio pomodoro bastardo...5

Antonio Fernandez, Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry and 45 others like this.

Antonio Fernandez TE AMO6! TE AMO! TE AMO~ LOVINO!

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Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry Finally, but still, how tsundere of you Lovino!

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Lovino Vargas has changed his status from Single to In a relationship with Antonio Fernandez

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry, Francis Bonnefoy and 47 others like this.

Antonio Fernandez *swoon and faint*

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Lovino Vargas WHAT! NOOO!

Francis Bonnefoy Too late for denial...mon chéri, it's already public! Honhonhonhon~!

Lovino Vargas BASTARDI7! I DID NOT LIKE THAT PAGE AND CERTAINLY DID NOT POST THAT STATUS! MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HACKED! BASTARDI!

Antonio Fernandez ...what...

Elizaveta Fryingpan Héderváry Oh poor Antonio...

Arthur Kirkland Then why haven't you disliked the page or changed your status you Italian git!

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Lovino Vargas Yeah...um...I...uh...forgot...

Francis Bonnefoy Honhonhon~!

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Legend

1 - German for My God!

2 - German for brother,

3 - French for Elizaveta darling?

4 - Italian for tomatoes!

5 - Italian for I love my tomato bastard...

6 - Spanish for I LOVE YOU!

7 - Italian for BASTARDS!


[A/N]: Hello again! Please tell me how this fic has developed so far. Am I doing good? Should I continue? Please Rate & Review!