A/N: This is very random! It is basically a series of very short chapters that Kat and I wrote to each other in our letters. The first chapter is written by me (Miche), the next by Kat, and so on...

Disclaimer: JK Rowling is the mastermind of Harry Potter. We just play with the characters.

23rd August 2005 chapter 1

Sirius and Remus were sitting in the kitchen at Grimauld Place, talking about cheese and its usefulness in gardening, when Harry burst in crying.

"What's wring Harry?" asked Remus, looking at a very depressed Harry.

"I've failed!" replied Harry, "I couldn't eat more than ten chocolate frogs in the chocolate frog eating contest, and

Ron managed four hundred! I don't know where I went wrong!"

"Well that would explain the very green looking Ron that we saw earlier then." said Sirius.

"Don't worry Harry - you still have the record for eating an acid pop in thirty minutes." said Remus, trying to calm the distraught boy.

At this Harry burst into yet more tears and ran out the kitchen.

"That went well!" said Sirius.

"Well who would be stupid enough to challenge Ron-the-dustbin-Weasley to an eating contest anyway? Honestly, they have far too much free time these days." said Remus, shaking his head.

"I agree. It'd never happen in our day!" nodded Sirius.

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