Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks. It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Frenemies

Chapter 1: It's Another Day in Da Park

The morning sun had just recently settled over the small semi peaceful town of South Park, Colorado. At the same time cut to city hall inside the mayor's office which the honorable Martha Janice McDaniels was seated at her freshly polished cherry wood desk and lend back in her fancy brown leather executive chair while she was holding an electronic cigarette between her two fingers on her left hand which she was smoking it to calms her nerves down to get through yet another crazy day will gets throw at her by this crazy ass town that always will happened around here that nothing will surprised her at all anymore and drinking a cup of hot coffee too. All sudden a football came crashing through her main office's window that land on her desk which it scares the hell out of her for a second.

"What the hell is this shit? Oh No God Damn it!" McDaniels was shrieking very loudly in great fear then turned into anger and tried to get to hold on something to hold her up as she fell backward on to the floor which the sound of the impact that had been heard around the building at that moment. Then she started to rises from the dark-colored carpeted floor which she was feeling pain down on her lower back now and have her hand rubbing that sore area then says "AWW, my back and looks like I'm going to do some ass ripping on someone which they are getting a brand new ass handled to them when I'm do find them!"

"Mayor, are you okay that we had just heard a large bump and a loud scream that just came from inside office and you a few seconds ago." Johnson asked while he was peering in the door to see what is going on which he saw a busted out glass to the left side of the window .

"Johnson, I'm fine but I'm going out for a couple of minutes starting now." She angrily hisses out loud and grabbed the football that was laying there among with the shattered and jagged broken debris that had settled upon on her desk then walks out of there.

But at that very same moment of time inside the Chef Jerome McElroy Memorial Park which Stan and his friends along with Butters were walking around looking for that very same football that Butters had overpowered his throw but now the pigskin has gone missing from their sights at that moment.

"UH Gawd damn it Butters you suck ass at playing fucking football you little fag!" Cartman loudly protests his complaints which everyone within the park can hears his angry ranting who were just looking at him very funny as the people walks by them.

"Oh I'm so sorry fellas that I did not know that I'm had that great strength in my arms at all." Butters had gone quickly to defend himself against Cartman's trollish comments and said with a very nervous tone voice and wringing his hands together to ease his high anxiety attack that is running through him right now. And the other three boys were just shaking their heads with great disbelief as they looks on that is when Kyle challenges Cartman's bad behavior once again.

"Knock it off and leave Butters alone now fat ass!" Kyle rages with such venom and hatred that was filled in his voice for his fat so-called friend at that moment the he hollers out loud "Like you talk fat ass you always fakes an illness to sit out and filling your fat face with snacks during all practices of all sports that we all played in!"

"Oh shut up you fucking Jew ass rat that I did not hear anyone was talking to you Kahl at all!" Cartman had quickly fired back in an angry tone voice at Kyle who was giving him a very clear dirty look at that moment.

"Hey you guys quits fighting like a bunch of stupid and fake ass bitches that are on those dreadful reality shows! Which I'm only really wanted to find my damned football that is all before lunch you guys." Stan has started to angrily fume out loud about his missing football that his uncle Jimbo got him for Christmas which it has Denver Broncos logos on is when a very pissed off Mayor McDaniels had emerged from behind them which she has a very scowling look that formed on her face for a quick second.

"Oh fellas I'm think we are in big trouble right now." Said Butters which his mismatched eyes of blue and hazel colors has vastly widen with fear that he had transplanted to replaced the damaged eye, thanks to Kenny's ninja star that got dodged into his eyeball when they were playing ninjas one time.

"Oh what is it now that you are bitching about now you little bitch?" Cartman clamors out loud to shows his anger and annoyance toward Butters which at that moment that is when the other three boys looks on in great horror when they saw Mayor McDaniels standing there very quietly like a lioness on the prowl to hunt for her prey and holding Stan's football in her left hand right now.

"Oh Cartman that Butters is not fucking kidding you right now." Kenny puffed loudly in a very annoyed way while giving a dirty look to Cartman for a quick second. That is when Cartman had decided to turned around to see what his friends was looking at that moment, which his heavily plump shaped face turns white as a ghost when he saw Mayor McDaniels standing there with a highly visible frown that formed on her face and holding Stan's football in her left hand.

"Oh shit!" That is when Cartman had whispered under his breath when he saw the mayor's scornfully looking face as he looks up at the middle-aged woman politician with the neatly coiffed and lacquered aqua colored short hair who was standing there. "Uh hi Mayor McDaniels how is your morning so far today?"

"Oh why you all just shut the hell up you little evil bastards, so did I just heard that one of you had lost your football which it had crashed through one of my office's windows which I know the local taxpayers will not be very happy about replacing a piece of glass right now." McDaniels spoke with such venom that had mixed in with her highly sophisticated tone voice at that moment. "You five boys get in my office now!"

"Yes madam!" The boys said in unison as they walks toward city hall which they are about to face the mayor's unquestionable wrath that is about to be release on them just like a ill tempered overprotective mama grizzly bear who will keep her cub safe from any threats that they come across which that is when they is about to enter that very familar office's door very soon.

Meanwhile across town at the local Tom Barton's Doughnuts shop which a powder blue/white squad car came pulling up in the front of the shop and Officer BarBrady has stepped out of the vehicle to get a cup of hot coffee and freshly made doughnut before heading to the police station. While he stepped away from his vehicle which the dumb ass had forgot about to put the parking brake on and the vehicle begins to rolls away from its parking space and had crashed into a light pole inside the parking lot. That is when BarBrady reappears while he was holding his coffee cup and a small white doughnut bag in both of his hands and has a very shocked look to his face.

"Oh camel poo, I'm in really serious deep trouble right now which I'm knows that the mayor will have my balls by the end of the day." BarBrady said to himself while wearing a very worrisome look upon his face at that moment.

To Be Continued

Author's Note: This story is going to be based on the SP Episode The F Word which it features the developing love/hate relationship of the boys and Mayor McDaniels which I wanted to do a story on it for a long time which they came from the ashes of my discontinued story of A Cause and A Obsession and I'm going to think out for the rest of the plot for this story in coming days so enjoys this chapter.